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Old 12-15-2003, 12:16 PM   #1
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Who Can Write Here? Got a Job 4 U

I need somebody with some writing skills of the porno variety to create descriptions and titles for a pile of movies. You will be watching alot of porn. If you're not clever, don't have a good sense of humor, and a way with raunchy language don't apply for the gig. There's 2 weeks of work here by my estimate. And that's the deadline. NO HTML SKILLS, NO PROGRAMMING SKILLS, NO DESIGN SKILLS NECESSARY.

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Old 12-15-2003, 12:35 PM   #2
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ok i'm getting emails, i am in the middle of some work now so I will get back to people tomorrow.

thanks
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Old 12-15-2003, 12:50 PM   #3
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short descriptions or long ?
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Old 12-15-2003, 05:06 PM   #4
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not too short not too long. a novel isn't necessary but 'Hung stud fucks little blonde chick' is too short - descriptions should engage the horny surfer.

Short titles, medium descriptions, maybe 3 sentences.
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Old 12-15-2003, 05:55 PM   #5
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Old 12-15-2003, 05:57 PM   #6
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Old 12-15-2003, 06:13 PM   #7
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Old 12-15-2003, 06:22 PM   #8
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Old 12-15-2003, 06:33 PM   #9
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Old 12-15-2003, 06:35 PM   #10
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:05 PM   #11
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check out a buddy of mine. I posted one of his reviews below. His reviews are a little bit longer than mine. I had to edited it because the review is 81,000 characters and this post only allows 10,000. Link Below


Click here for a crazy fucking long review on a porn movie.

Fashionistas, The


Music
Music is fantastic and extremely well executed. It did not mask performers' voices when it mattered and was integrated into the feature with seamlessness and extreme care.

Title Sequence: The film starts with some music playing over the Evil Angel logo. As the credits appear before our eyes, a fashion show is revealed. Various models parade down the runway dressed in some nice looking, but fairly average fashion garb. Suddenly a gang of women dressed in varying forms of latex make a run on the stage and start ripping the clothes off the fashion models. The leader of these rabble-rousers is played by Taylor St. Claire, looking quite nummy in a blue and black latex outfit of her own. Panic ensues, with people of clear authority yelling, "get off the stage" but the ladies do not submit to these demands. Instead they start posing and showing off their own clothing--most of which brandishes a stylized letter "F". The photographers present are all too happy to document the event, and after one of the old models unwittingly finds herself on the runway among the new regime, she is quickly stripped and thrown off the stage. After this, something very odd happens. The TV image freezes. After a couple seconds in frozen silence, the image moves again, but this time in slow motion reverse. The model engaged in the act of being thrown off the stage is moving back in time in slow motion. An out of place frame that we don't have time to scrutinize flashes before our eyes, and again the action freezes. Then step by step the frames move forward until we are greeted with an astonishing image...



SCENE 3: (NON-SEX)
BELLADONNA
The Girl
Belladonna deserves special mention. For the benefit of the uninitiated, there is no woman in today's mainstream porn (or arguably in all of porn history) who has more passion for extremely hardcore sex than Belladonna. She is a hard sex connoisseur's dream come true--a small girl with a killer body, fantastic breasts, and cute face who absolutely does it all, and absolutely loves doing it. The most amazing thing, and the thing that gives The Fashionistas its most powerful psycho-sexual edge, is that this foreknowledge not only serves to warn those who may be under-prepared for what's to come, but also serves as the ultimate tease device for those who fully appreciate Belladonna's many talents. Buttman has, in a remarkable convalescence of story, casting, and timing managed to create an unprecedented air of sexual anticipation, and from there he builds the tension even more with one of the best sexual tease sequences I have ever seen...

The Action
In silence, Belladonna looks at the mirror. She looks at herself, and plays with her mouth. She ties her hair in a pony tail and looks at her profile, allowing her sweatshirt to ride up her navel and exposing her flat tummy. There is a large video monitor and entertainment center beside the mirror, which she goes over to and turns on. As she lights two candles, an image appears on the monitor, and a haunting, sexual, musical thrumming is heard. Candles lit, Belladonna goes back to the mirror. We cut to the monitor and see a figure covered in some sort of black satin cloth. While Belladonna strips slowly in front of the mirror, we see a woman's hand intrude on the monitor and start to spank that cloth covered ass. Belladonna, in black panties and bra puts on some high heels as the ass in the monitor gets freed of its satin confines. It has a jeweled buttplug in it, looking like the end is so small it could slip inside at any moment. Back in the apartment, Belladonna starts dancing rhythmically to this amazingly well chosen music as she watches the monitor. The buttplug in the monitor takes on a life of its own as the person it's in flexes and relaxes her butt muscles to make the buttplug move in and out--meanwhile a woman's hand continues to spank the faceless butt. Belladonna continues writhing and dancing to the music and stares intently at the monitor, which is now shifting its focus to the cloth covered head of the woman who's butt has gotten all this attention. The cloth comes off to reveal Belladonna, staring back at herself, with an indescribable look. Her face is slapped--hard, but she continues to stare directly into the camera. Again, her face is slapped, and the look on her face is somewhere between exhilaration and defiance. It's amazing, and impossible to describe. The real Belladonna continues to dance, staring transfixed at herself undergoing a sadomasochistic, bondage session that includes nipple twisting, hair pulling and hard spanking while being tied to the red hooded platform we saw earlier on Antonio's Fashionistas promo DVD. The juxtaposition of a woman undergoing sadomasochistic treatment with the same woman watching a tape of the event with as much arousal and exhilaration that she showed while participating in it, is fucking remarkable. The solo section of this scene ends as the music fades to silence, with Belladonna in bondage being severely spanked.

The Gist - MLyons
The psychological aspects of this scene are astounding, and it is executed flawlessly. This is the best tease scene I have ever seen, and the effect it had on me and my wife was due to a number of different factors. Whereas showing one or the other of the two major sequences in this scene would have had little impact on me on its own, the dynamic between them when combined into a whole greater than the sum of its parts was indescribable. Beyond those considerations are the more obvious factors. Belladonna is an athletic, immensely flexible, and beautiful woman and she proves it here. The music is perfectly written and delivered; and the editing, lighting, camera work and direction are fantastic. This sequence won the 2003 AVN award for best tease scene, and I make no bones about endorsing that decision--it deserves that and more. This scene does everything it can to generate anticipation for what this film will eventually deliver, and it does it better than any single tease sequence I have ever witnessed.



PRODUCTION QUALITY:
This movie really shines in terms of production quality. The camerawork was extremely good, the lighting did justice to the sex and the costumes and makeup were top notch. Belladonna's tease sequence specifically was so well put together in terms of camera, editing, music, and narrative construction that it even merits comparison with some bigger budget mainstream efforts. This scene, and the subsequent encounter between her and Taylor St. Claire stand as some of the best produced sex footage I've ever seen. It is completely re-watchable, and offers much much more than just wack off material. It offers a fascinating, artistic look into a lifestyle and the accompanying extreme human sexual impulses that few of us have experienced. The music especially deserves special mention, as it was extremely effective in terms of adding to the sexual heat, as well as conveying the S&M theme's dark underlying nature. My wife wasn't as in love with the music as I was; especially in Belladonna's scenes as to her it conveyed an aire of the whispering commentator saying, "What is the daredevil going to do next!!!" She was certainly right about that, but I found it damn exciting. By mainstream standards, this film still lacks in overall impact, as the lighting especially could have been much more interesting. By the standards of porn, however, and the budgets that porn producers are generally constrained to work within, the movie's production elements were absolutely outstanding.


STORY & ACTING:
I normally don't comment on plot and acting in an adult feature, as the nature of the story often has little to do with the heat of the sex. This movie is quite an exception for four reasons. The first was the script itself. Although it was certainly simple, it provides a good backdrop for a surprisingly complex exploration of character that has much to do with the sexual scenarios we see in the film. The second reason is Rocco Siffredi, who while lacking in acting talent, once again proves why he is considered a master sexual performer. Third is Taylor St. Claire, who probably has the biggest speaking role in the movie. Although her acting faltered at times, she established an extremely strong character, and was a master dominant besides being amazingly sexy. Her performance was exceptional, and she should be commended for her work. Finally however, this movie truly succeeded because of Belladonna. She was breathtaking in all respects. At first glance, she seems like a second stringer to Taylor who had a much more vocal role. However, it is difficult to explain the impact that her mere presence had on the film from the very first subliminal frame that Antonio discovers. When we see her in the office later she is completely believable as a small, cute, quiet girl who has some seriously dark secrets. Those two seemingly disparate images combined to awake in me a fearful excitement--an anticipation for the inexplicable things I might see this character put herself through. What's more, Belladonna delivered on that promise. Her dichotomy of personality was fascinating, and ultimately completely believable. Her performance, both in terms of sex and character, was simply astounding--an absolutely gorgeous creature, without whom this movie would have lacked almost all of its deeper psycho-sexual impact. Bravo, Belladonna, and congratulations.



source: adult dvd talk reviewer. MLyons
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:08 PM   #12
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:48 PM   #13
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Another vote for Tala
Nice to see you back Tala - but I thought you were too sick to work for a couple of weeks?

If only we'd known sooner - Marie has been trying to farm some work out.
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Old 12-15-2003, 08:51 PM   #14
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$5 submissions can do that shit piss cheap aswell
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:02 PM   #15
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$5 submissions can do that shit piss cheap aswell
Just what the industry needs - another writer who undervalues their work.
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:11 PM   #16
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here are somedecription ive used and write in the past for my galleries

beware the natsy old photograph
Aspiring Web Analist
pissing threesome extravaganza
Daydreaming of sodomy
Kinky Clean Footjob
Panties as sweet as candy
All Woman Pure Predator (BDSM)
This torrid couple like it hard
Dark Liquored Eyes Italian Dream
Quivers in Plastic Pleasure
Teacher Lurked in Vulgar Caresses
Atypical Lezzies Drilldo Perforation
A Sensual Tongue At Work

an so much others..
if have interest contact me
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:14 PM   #17
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here are somedecription ive used and write in the past for my galleries

beware the natsy old photograph
Aspiring Web Analist
pissing threesome extravaganza
Daydreaming of sodomy
Kinky Clean Footjob
Panties as sweet as candy
All Woman Pure Predator (BDSM)
This torrid couple like it hard
Dark Liquored Eyes Italian Dream
Quivers in Plastic Pleasure
Teacher Lurked in Vulgar Caresses
Atypical Lezzies Drilldo Perforation
A Sensual Tongue At Work
omfg.. thanks.
i needed a good laugh
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Old 12-15-2003, 11:17 PM   #18
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I've written movie descriptions and live show descriptions for several sponsor programs, including Max Cash et al, for three years.

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Old 12-15-2003, 11:21 PM   #19
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Nice to see you back Tala - but I thought you were too sick to work for a couple of weeks?

If only we'd known sooner - Marie has been trying to farm some work out.
I'm bored.

I'll be back to working full on again around Jan 1.
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Does being British help? I write in a variety of styles...mostly freeform poetry, but I can pretty much apply myself to any style.
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omfg.. thanks.
i needed a good laugh
weel i know my desription are kinda not conventional
like :cute blonde sucking big cock
i like to play with words:-)
i take some sentence in song lyrics! mix them with sexy word:-)
im happy if you have some good laugh reading my description
bye
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Old 12-16-2003, 03:13 AM   #22
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