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Juicy D. Links · 12-11-2003, 04:15 PM

Enlighten me please

TDF · 12-11-2003, 04:17 PM

dropped9 · 12-11-2003, 04:18 PM

Someone having sex on metronorth?

davidd · 12-11-2003, 04:19 PM

The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis ? because that's where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference. Particular professions, such as modeling, waiting tables, media, pop music and, nowadays, sport, seem to attract them but, truth be told, like male vanity products and herpes, they're pretty much everywhere.

Some similarities overlap with guidos, but the mere mention of the word around a guido would cause violence to be invoked.

Mateo1721 · 12-11-2003, 04:19 PM

straight guy who pampers himself too much.

Holly · 12-11-2003, 04:19 PM

Are you hitting on me?

webair · 12-11-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

bah

Sly_RJ · 12-11-2003, 04:20 PM

Supposedly it's a straight guy who embraces the gay culture. Who knows. Another bull shit "category" to place people in.

Juicy D. Links · 12-11-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by davidd
The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis ? because that's where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are. He might be officially gay, straight or bisexual, but this is utterly immaterial because he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference. Particular professions, such as modeling, waiting tables, media, pop music and, nowadays, sport, seem to attract them but, truth be told, like male vanity products and herpes, they're pretty much everywhere.

Some similarities overlap with guidos, but the mere mention of the word around a guido would cause violence to be invoked.

ok a "chich" is what i refer to the upper west side type , polo wearing metrosexual

webair · 12-11-2003, 04:21 PM

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davidd · 12-11-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

ok a "chich" is what i refer to the upper west side type , polo wearing metrosexual

Correct. In Massachusetts, we just made sure they never came to Revere.

Steve · 12-11-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Enlighten me please

metrosexual article

dropped9 · 12-11-2003, 04:22 PM

Here is a perfect example of a metrosexual

<img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/294.jpg">

rooster · 12-11-2003, 04:23 PM

sounds like alot of the closet fags on this board

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MrIzzz · 12-11-2003, 04:25 PM

headless!!!!!!

that pic is great!

adamneve · 12-11-2003, 04:26 PM

pick what you want:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Metrosexual

pamphage · 12-11-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by Headless
Here is a perfect example of a metrosexual

<img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/294.jpg">

scarey pic and it reminds me of silence of the lambs

CaroMark · 12-11-2003, 05:46 PM

Carson from the Fab Five said that it is a straight guy who moisturizes like a gay guy.

LOL he said that it is a guy who confuses the gay guys but aren't they already confused?

$5 submissions · 12-11-2003, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Mateo1721
straight guy who pampers himself too much.

Basically guys who spend a large chunk of their discretionary income on self-improvement, image enhancement, knowing about which wines go with which dining experiences, etc. Tends to read FHM and Maxim and could actually afford the clothes featured.

liquidmoe · 12-11-2003, 06:13 PM

This is all very confusing... I feel the need to moisturize now

punker barbie · 12-11-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Enlighten me please

i think it means someone who has sex on the METRO train .
hahaha

follow me · 12-11-2003, 06:27 PM

stupid fucks

pornJester · 12-11-2003, 06:36 PM

I'm metrosexual

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Metrosexual

frippeno · 12-11-2003, 06:58 PM

Guys who, if they actually had any real sex, would be gay.

TurboTrucker · 12-11-2003, 07:09 PM

A guy who trims his eyebrows

Sharky · 12-11-2003, 07:12 PM

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Micah - Drizunk · 12-11-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Enlighten me please

JUUUUICYYYYYYYY!

SpaceAce · 12-11-2003, 08:26 PM

Haha, about a month ago my girlfriend started teasing me and telling me I was definitely NOT a metrosexual.

I think it just means a guy with fashion sense. Maybe a little _too much_ fashion sense if you get my drift.

SpaceAce

reynold · 12-11-2003, 08:33 PM

The concept, if not the term, of metrosexual has been around for a while. Back in the 1700s these types of guys were called "dandies" The lead guy in "Dangerous Liasions" is a prime example of this.

chowda · 12-11-2003, 09:38 PM

meto what?

Napolean · 12-11-2003, 09:59 PM

Jerry Seinfeld

Indeed · 12-11-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
What is metrosexual

someone doing his eyebrows

Juicy D. Links · 12-11-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by Indeed

someone doing his eyebrows

8 out of 10 guys do it out here on LI

Voodoo · 12-11-2003, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

8 out of 10 guys do it out here on LI

8 out of 10 hot ladies find me attractive.

Indeed · 12-11-2003, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

8 out of 10 guys do it out here on LI

8 out of 10 guys? In the gay village right?

Hey you wanted to know what is a metrosexual..we are enligtening you

stocktrader23 · 12-11-2003, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

8 out of 10 guys do it out here on LI

Thus they coined the term METRO.

Anya · 12-12-2003, 04:24 AM

Found somewhere on the 'net:

Rise of the Metrosexual: A metrosexual is a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream. And thanks to a certain type of male celebrity (read: David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Affleck), it's now cool for a man to own 43 pairs of Bruno Magli shoes, wear moisturizer, and paint his nails. He stops at the Clinique counter and purchases products--for himself. But unlike years past, he can do all this and still be considered manly. THAT is what the metrosexual revolution is all about.

Didn't mention tea drinking.

KraZ · 12-12-2003, 05:28 AM

He's the MAN - as Anthrax would say

Mishi · 12-12-2003, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by frippeno
Guys who, if they actually had any real sex, would be gay.

Or, guys who - if they weren't so inundated with eligible women - might be presumed gay.

12-12-2003, 05:46 AM

I'm pretty close to the meterosexual...I wear brand name clothes, work out, drive a decent car, use cologne and care about my appearance.

On the other hand, I do not moisturize, love anal sex, wear shiney shirts, get manicures or spend hours in the bathroom preening my hair.

I'm not sure where I fit in, but I think this term was derived by fat slobs who were mad because their girlfriends left them for men with a decent fashion sense, and who actually care about their appearance.

Mishi · 12-12-2003, 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
I'm not sure where I fit in, but I think this term was derived by fat slobs who were mad because their girlfriends left them for men with a decent fashion sense, and who actually care about their appearance.

Wankenstein · 12-12-2003, 06:01 AM

I used to work at a bar for a guy that has been calling himself that for over a year. I did disagree with some of the more fem stuff that he would do, but that guy pulled more ridiculously hot pussy tha any person I have ever run across. I wouldn't do it myself, but I can see why others would. I personally do it by being the gruff tattooed bouncer (and somehow that works wonders too!)

Mishi · 12-12-2003, 06:14 AM

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Originally posted by Wankenstein
I used to work at a bar for a guy that has been calling himself that for over a year. I did disagree with some of the more fem stuff that he would do, but that guy pulled more ridiculously hot pussy tha any person I have ever run across. I wouldn't do it myself, but I can see why others would. I personally do it by being the gruff tattooed bouncer (and somehow that works wonders too!)

I have no problems with (and, in fact, appreciate) guys who are "metrosexuals", but I think I would have serious problems with any guy who actually called himself by that name. Unless it was after a few glasses of fine wine and mutual facials, in a light-hearted, self-effacing manner.

The "gruff tatooed bouncer" can, IMO, be a "metrosexual" as well, if he tends to his skin care, bathes regularly, and knows how to order in a better restaurant. But it's entirely possible I'm missing the whole point. Once upon a time I thought "Politically Correct" was just a stupid term for "polite"...

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Centurion · 12-14-2003, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

8 out of 10 guys do it out here on LI

Good for you Juicy..you show 'em girlfriend..er...DOOD!

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