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I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
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Guy goes into convenience store in CT.
Asks for scratch ticket. Lady asks for his ID. He gets pissed off and goes ape shit yelling at her and threatening her because I guess he was in his 20's or something and he thought that that was an insult. He leaves the store all pissed off. Cashier buys the ticket she ripped off the roll. Cashier wins $25,000 from the ticket. Guy comes back to the store and asks for some of the money. Cashier says no.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Quebec Calisse
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: South Of Heaven™
Posts: 3,880
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LOL , Ill tell you a better one. ( well not better but opposite )
I went into a cirkle k and bought a scratch off ticket and i bought 1 of them and as the clerk rung up the bill it was like 8.75 or something and the clerk goes " hey i hear those have been winning lately " , so i said well toss another one in for me . and i stood there scratching them in the store while talking to the clerk , and i won $500 , and the clerk is like holy shit. So anyways im like wheres my $500 , and they guys like , oh we dont have that much in the register. So i looked on the ticket and it says prizes from $1 - $500 can be cashed at any lottery retailer. So i made him call his manager and it took him 2 hours to get the cash machine to drop the monye from the safe , but i got it ![]() You know what pisses me off , is when some 55 year old guy working for the telephone company wins like $200 million then he says " im gonna stay working at the same job, maybe buy a car , pay off my mortgage ". There should be a law that you cant play the lottery unless you plan on going apeshit if you win. |
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