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Smokey The Bear · 12-10-2003, 11:39 PM

LOL , Ill tell you a better one. ( well not better but opposite )

I went into a cirkle k and bought a scratch off ticket and i bought 1 of them and as the clerk rung up the bill it was like 8.75 or something and the clerk goes " hey i hear those have been winning lately " , so i said well toss another one in for me . and i stood there scratching them in the store while talking to the clerk , and i won $500 , and the clerk is like holy shit. So anyways im like wheres my $500 , and they guys like , oh we dont have that much in the register. So i looked on the ticket and it says prizes from $1 - $500 can be cashed at any lottery retailer. So i made him call his manager and it took him 2 hours to get the cash machine to drop the monye from the safe , but i got it

i gave the guy $20 and he seemed pissed off. Fucking asshole.

You know what pisses me off , is when some 55 year old guy working for the telephone company wins like $200 million then he says " im gonna stay working at the same job, maybe buy a car , pay off my mortgage ".

There should be a law that you cant play the lottery unless you plan on going apeshit if you win.

12-10-2003, 11:39 PM
Smokey The Bear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: South Of Heaven™ Posts: 3,880	LOL , Ill tell you a better one. ( well not better but opposite ) I went into a cirkle k and bought a scratch off ticket and i bought 1 of them and as the clerk rung up the bill it was like 8.75 or something and the clerk goes " hey i hear those have been winning lately " , so i said well toss another one in for me . and i stood there scratching them in the store while talking to the clerk , and i won $500 , and the clerk is like holy shit. So anyways im like wheres my $500 , and they guys like , oh we dont have that much in the register. So i looked on the ticket and it says prizes from $1 - $500 can be cashed at any lottery retailer. So i made him call his manager and it took him 2 hours to get the cash machine to drop the monye from the safe , but i got it i gave the guy $20 and he seemed pissed off. Fucking asshole. You know what pisses me off , is when some 55 year old guy working for the telephone company wins like $200 million then he says " im gonna stay working at the same job, maybe buy a car , pay off my mortgage ". There should be a law that you cant play the lottery unless you plan on going apeshit if you win.