holy fuck!! i passed out on my keyboard and when i woke

[pamphage]

alll this shit was typed into word where i had been writing a story but i have no idea what this shit means or where it came from. maybe i'm losing my mind? wtf?




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HORNY BABY ???


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GIV ÜS A KISS!


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SCRATCH THE SCREEN PLEASE, IVE GOT A FUCK- ING ITCHY ARSE!


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This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex

night 1
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night 2
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night 3
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night 4
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U DIRTY BOY!


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I bought u a toy

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This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:







Try again...





Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY...









HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!


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Hi ( ' ""()
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# @""""@ @""""@ # # ( '-' ) ( '-' ) # #() ()() () # U WANT A KISS? (__!__) KISS MY AASSS!


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NOKIA VIRUS


Enter PIN
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code:
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code:
FUCK U !

SIM CARD DAMAGED!


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Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
,////////.
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"'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"
c how u make me happy!


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[Stud Money]

[Jay_StandAhead]

god damned scroll

[X-Wing]

run now!

[Zappu]

maybe i'm losing my mind

Losing? I think it's already gone

Originally posted by Zappu


Losing? I think it's already gone

far far away

[fuzebox]

Originally posted by Stud Money

[klik]

holy shit.. what a waste of time.

[johnbosh]

haha

[BrentD]

Post too big

Penis too small





(j/k)