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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hollywood, CA
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holy fuck!! i passed out on my keyboard and when i woke
alll this shit was typed into word where i had been writing a story but i have no idea what this shit means or where it came from. maybe i'm losing my mind? wtf?
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BAB
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GIV ÜS A KISS!
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SCRATCH THE SCREEN PLEASE, IVE GOT A FUCK- ING ITCHY ARSE!
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I 23:45 I I Calling... I I I I 999 I I bet u nearly shit yourself.
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This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex
night 1
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night 2
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U DIRTY BOY!
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();;;;Many People ) /Will Walk In & ( /Out Of Ur Life, But Only True Friends Will Leave Foot Prints In Your Heart.....U Left Ur's In Mine ! -xXx-
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I bought u a toy
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This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:
Try again...
Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY...
HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!
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Hi ( ' ""()
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# @""""@ @""""@ # # ( '-' ) ( '-' ) # #() ()() () # U WANT A KISS? (__!__) KISS MY AASSS!
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I WANT ___ TO / ,--(,) CUM ( ) ) OVER ( ') ';. YOUR / / ';. TITS! / / (. )( .) BABY!( ) ) ) . (
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coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
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guess what! have a picture of u from highschool, ,,,,,,,,, j ._. t ( / ( .,_,c("")= ) ) >hahahaha=;'/ / I / Remember
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OOPS! HOLD IT!
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harder
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Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
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c how u make me happy!
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