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minimouse · 12-10-2003, 06:05 PM

Programer needed for a 2 minute dumb work which I don't know how to do will pay $25 paypal

ICQ: 7247214

minimouse · 12-10-2003, 06:09 PM

B f U cking MP

woj · 12-10-2003, 06:16 PM

Hit me up on icq 33375924 if you still need a hand.

JSA Matt · 12-10-2003, 06:21 PM

You could always post it here and get it fixed for free... : ))

Lane · 12-10-2003, 07:03 PM

i will never understand why people looking to have a programmer to do something for them always assume its a 2 minute or 5 minute job.

detoxed · 12-10-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
i will never understand why people looking to have a programmer to do something for them always assume its a 2 minute or 5 minute job.

he better be paying $25 for every 2 minutes longer

JDog · 12-10-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
i will never understand why people looking to have a programmer to do something for them always assume its a 2 minute or 5 minute job.

I'veoften wondered the same! It's usally more time than they think!

jDoG

gaymale · 12-10-2003, 07:52 PM

Isn't it ironic? They have no clue how to do it themselves but have no problem estimating the amount of time that will be involved and then offer the generous amount of $ 25.00, which will in the end probably come out to $ 6.00 an hour.

Arousal Design · 12-10-2003, 08:13 PM

good point. how can you know how dumb or long something is if you dont know how to do it.

Bigjohn · 12-10-2003, 09:38 PM

Hell, it generally takes at least 2 minutes just to find out what they want! Even the absolute simplest modification to existing code that I know intimently takes 10 minutes by the time open the editor make/test the changes and send it to the customer and when it DOES go that fast I worry that I screwed something up!

fuzebox · 12-10-2003, 10:03 PM

So uh... still need help? ;)

Space Puppy · 12-10-2003, 10:11 PM

your two minutes start now...

clock is ticking youd better answer your icq i made sure i sent the paypal addie first btw ;)

12-10-2003, 06:05 PM	#1
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12-10-2003, 06:09 PM	#2
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12-10-2003, 07:03 PM	#5
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	i will never understand why people looking to have a programmer to do something for them always assume its a 2 minute or 5 minute job. __________________

12-10-2003, 07:52 PM	#8
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12-10-2003, 09:38 PM	#10
Bigjohn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Deep inside my mind Posts: 1,118	Hell, it generally takes at least 2 minutes just to find out what they want! Even the absolute simplest modification to existing code that I know intimently takes 10 minutes by the time open the editor make/test the changes and send it to the customer and when it DOES go that fast I worry that I screwed something up!

12-10-2003, 10:03 PM	#11
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	So uh... still need help? ;)

12-10-2003, 10:11 PM	#12
Space Puppy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 817	your two minutes start now... clock is ticking youd better answer your icq i made sure i sent the paypal addie first btw ;)