An Offer To PIBCash - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 12-08-2003, 10:04 PM

Dear PIBCash,

i have heard through the grapevine that you are looking for somebody to play the role of "The Disgruntled Ex-Employee" who phonied up your stats to ruin your reputation and business.

I am ready and willing to play...er...accept the role of "The Disgruntled Ex-Employee". I have considerable acting experience having played Barnaby in my high school's presentation of "Hello Dolly" amongst other notable roles. Just say the word and I am your humble marionette. I am now "Kenny The Disgruntled PIBCash Ex-Employee", Mutt no longer exists. When I get into a role I totally submerge myself into the character. I am Kenny now and I am disgruntled.

Please contact me at your earliest convenience so we may begin rehearsals.

Thank you

slapass · 12-08-2003, 10:16 PM

I am a cheaper ex employee then he is. He wants the cobra plan I just want the severance pay.

12-08-2003, 10:04 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	An Offer To PIBCash Dear PIBCash, i have heard through the grapevine that you are looking for somebody to play the role of "The Disgruntled Ex-Employee" who phonied up your stats to ruin your reputation and business. I am ready and willing to play...er...accept the role of "The Disgruntled Ex-Employee". I have considerable acting experience having played Barnaby in my high school's presentation of "Hello Dolly" amongst other notable roles. Just say the word and I am your humble marionette. I am now "Kenny The Disgruntled PIBCash Ex-Employee", Mutt no longer exists. When I get into a role I totally submerge myself into the character. I am Kenny now and I am disgruntled. Please contact me at your earliest convenience so we may begin rehearsals. Thank you __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

12-08-2003, 10:16 PM	#2
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	I am a cheaper ex employee then he is. He wants the cobra plan I just want the severance pay.