An Offer To PIBCash
 

Dear PIBCash,

i have heard through the grapevine that you are looking for somebody to play the role of "The Disgruntled Ex-Employee" who phonied up your stats to ruin your reputation and business.

I am ready and willing to play...er...accept the role of "The Disgruntled Ex-Employee". I have considerable acting experience having played Barnaby in my high school's presentation of "Hello Dolly" amongst other notable roles. Just say the word and I am your humble marionette. I am now "Kenny The Disgruntled PIBCash Ex-Employee", Mutt no longer exists. When I get into a role I totally submerge myself into the character. I am Kenny now and I am disgruntled.

Please contact me at your earliest convenience so we may begin rehearsals.

Thank you

I am a cheaper ex employee then he is. He wants the cobra plan I just want the severance pay.