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Old 12-10-2003, 11:54 AM   #1
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Fake Japanese-to-English dictionary

Haha, thats the funniest thing ive read in a long time. Hope its not a hoax.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...055000003.html
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Old 12-10-2003, 11:56 AM   #2
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"A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. "

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:07 PM   #3
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I fuck with my friends all the time with antics like this.

I take them out to Japanese restaurants and tell them what to say to the waitresses.

Yes, I'm a bastard but I don't put people in danger.
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:14 PM   #4
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HAHAH .. now that's funny stuff


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Old 12-10-2003, 12:46 PM   #5
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When I went to Japan for the first time I was supposed to ask a waitress for the check. I asked my Japanese girlfriend at that time what to say and she told me it's 'kimi to netai'. So, I asked the waitress and she blushed and didn't know what to say... I had actually told her 'I want to make love to you'...

Well, at least it was a nice way of saying it... 'bakku de shiyou' would have been worse
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:51 PM   #6
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When I went to Japan for the first time I was supposed to ask a waitress for the check. I asked my Japanese girlfriend at that time what to say and she told me it's 'kimi to netai'. So, I asked the waitress and she blushed and didn't know what to say... I had actually told her 'I want to make love to you'...

Well, at least it was a nice way of saying it... 'bakku de shiyou' would have been worse
hahah funny story
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:53 PM   #7
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its kind of unfortunate what happend to that guy, but damn its funny
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:59 PM   #8
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Old 12-10-2003, 08:44 PM   #9
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monty python did that decades ago.

btw be careful when asking for mango in japan. the word manko (c_u_n_t) is the dirtiest word there is in japanese...so bad it's actually beeped over in their porn videos and has a letter or two dropped when written in stick magazines.
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Old 12-10-2003, 09:16 PM   #10
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But if you go to a kyaba kura (dunno how to spell it) all the girls ask if you like manko!

or, so a friend told me. umm yah
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Old 12-10-2003, 09:55 PM   #12
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"A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. "

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
omg that is the funniest shit ever
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Old 12-11-2003, 12:13 AM   #13
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Hehehe LOL
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Old 12-11-2003, 12:20 AM   #14
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you guys sould see this site

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Old 12-11-2003, 12:27 AM   #15
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"A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. "

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
If he was in harlem and can outrun a group of black men for five blocks at 45 years old, he's the SHIT
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That is just wrong.
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