Fake Japanese-to-English dictionary
 

Haha, thats the funniest thing ive read in a long time. Hope its not a hoax.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...055000003.html

"A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. "

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

I fuck with my friends all the time with antics like this.

I take them out to Japanese restaurants and tell them what to say to the waitresses.

Yes, I'm a bastard but I don't put people in danger. :winkwink:

HAHAH .. now that's funny stuff :)


Manzon

When I went to Japan for the first time I was supposed to ask a waitress for the check. I asked my Japanese girlfriend at that time what to say and she told me it's 'kimi to netai'. So, I asked the waitress and she blushed and didn't know what to say... I had actually told her 'I want to make love to you'...

Well, at least it was a nice way of saying it... 'bakku de shiyou' would have been worse :Graucho

hahah funny story :)

its kind of unfortunate what happend to that guy, but damn its funny :1orglaugh

monty python did that decades ago.

btw be careful when asking for mango in japan. the word manko (c_u_n_t) is the dirtiest word there is in japanese...so bad it's actually beeped over in their porn videos and has a letter or two dropped when written in stick magazines.

But if you go to a kyaba kura (dunno how to spell it) all the girls ask if you like manko!

or, so a friend told me. umm yah

omg that is the funniest shit ever :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hehehe LOL

you guys sould see this site

http://engrish.com/

If he was in harlem and can outrun a group of black men for five blocks at 45 years old, he's the SHIT

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

That is just wrong.