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Wiseman · 12-06-2003, 11:35 PM

Jesus Christ!!! I am so bored and my chick fell asleep on the lazy boy so I decided it was time to beat the meat!!!!!

Well low and behold I had a fucking nail partly hanging from my thumb and some how I cut my self when I was getting down and dirty!!!!!

Fucking hurts!!!!!!!!!!

Ice · 12-06-2003, 11:36 PM

sucks to be you

sumphatpimp · 12-06-2003, 11:36 PM

post a pic !!!!!!!!!!!!

Wiseman · 12-06-2003, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
post a pic !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell NO!!!
I wouldnt want to scare anyone!!

SleazyDream · 12-06-2003, 11:37 PM

good luck getting you financee to believe that one lol

liquidmoe · 12-06-2003, 11:37 PM

I'm not one to laugh at another's misfortune but

On halloween I went in a bathrobe as my costume to a club with some friends. This girl was grinding her ass up all in my business and you know I just had boxers underneath, so she rubbed my shit raw. It's funny because later that evening, or rather morning she gave me head in the car but didnt notice. When she called the next day I let her know, she was like, oh shit, Im sorry.

I feel your pain.

Tala · 12-06-2003, 11:38 PM

I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but damn.

Roald · 12-06-2003, 11:38 PM

and you are called the wiseman? Doesn't sound to wise to me ;)

Wiseman · 12-06-2003, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
good luck getting you financee to believe that one lol

Fuck I was going to wake her up right as I was getting ready to come so I could give her a facial!!!!

sumphatpimp · 12-06-2003, 11:39 PM

tell your girlfriend you slipped out for a quick BJ and the HO bit you

that will go over big

Wiseman · 12-06-2003, 11:41 PM

I dont have to hide masterbation from my girl!!

She knows I jerk off here and there!! lol
but the fucking scratch is fucking swelling
it looks like a cat scratched my cock!!!!

Jamdin · 12-06-2003, 11:45 PM

You should always trim your nails before jerking off...

Gemini · 12-06-2003, 11:46 PM

Have to be careful with those tweezers! I mean rough nails!!

Zprogramz · 12-06-2003, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
Jesus Christ!!! I am so bored and my chick fell asleep on the lazy boy so I decided it was time to beat the meat!!!!!

Well low and behold I had a fucking nail partly hanging from my thumb and some how I cut my self when I was getting down and dirty!!!!!

Fucking hurts!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy bastard!

Wiseman · 12-06-2003, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin
You should always trim your nails before jerking off...

I was Chewing em shortly before I think that was the problem!!!

BVF · 12-06-2003, 11:59 PM

I am taking a 10 minute break from jacking off before I get liquored up and jack off for another half hour right now. I can't see how a hangnail from my thumb can even reach my dick..

I guess you need to change your grip

GrimShawn · 12-07-2003, 12:01 AM

haha shades of vancouver

NoCarrier · 12-07-2003, 12:03 AM

Too much info. Those details belong to your therapist and/or dog.

Thanks.

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
I am taking a 10 minute break from jacking off before I get liquored up and jack off for another half hour right now. I can't see how a hangnail from my thumb can even reach my dick..

I guess you need to change your grip

I think that is when it happened!!!!
is when I went from the standard five finger full grip to the upside down reverse 3 finger tug!!!

Rochard · 12-07-2003, 12:11 AM

You should get yourself one of those blow up dolls.....

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
You should get yourself one of those blow up dolls.....

I have 3 of em
One White bitch
One Black HO!!
and one Mexican Chica!!!

Drake · 12-07-2003, 12:19 AM

Just tell you woman you met a milf that was all too eager to have you, that you had to do it but she bit you.

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 12:22 AM

I dont have to tell her anything other then
baby I was jerking off trying to cum on your face and some how I cut my cock on my thumb nail!!!!

You know the funny part is I bet alot you fuckers are beating off right now trying to figure out how it happened!!!

Hooper · 12-07-2003, 12:23 AM

i love jerking off.

if it werent for jerking off i wouldnt have a job!

Arousal Design · 12-07-2003, 12:25 AM

haha. the file on your nailclipper is for making sure your nails aint sharp. you might wanna file that bad boy down before "churnin the butter" ...

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
i love jerking off.

if it werent for jerking off i wouldnt have a job!

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WiredGuy · 12-07-2003, 12:28 AM

LOL, hahahahaha, this is too funny

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
LOL, hahahahaha, this is too funny

HAHAHA SHHHHHHHHHHH WG!!!!
Maybe we should check into this

Why · 12-07-2003, 12:45 AM

the itchy feeling is from the feces left under your fingernails after you scratched your ass earlier, then it got left in the wound.

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 12:47 AM

UMMMMMMMMM IAN!!!!!!!
hydorgenperoxide!!!

Why · 12-07-2003, 12:49 AM

yea, you better splash some of that shit on there. fore the feces infects yer shit man.

Why · 12-07-2003, 12:50 AM

infected cocks tend to fall off.

WiredGuy · 12-07-2003, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
HAHAHA SHHHHHHHHHHH WG!!!!
Maybe we should check into this

LOL, keep researching it, I know your a bit new to this but you'll get it right

WG

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 12:59 AM

WOW I put hydrogenperoxide on it and it got all white and bubby and tingy!!!!!!!

Gruntled · 12-07-2003, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
i love jerking off.

if it werent for jerking off i wouldnt have a job!

That's going into my next sig!

Why · 12-07-2003, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
WOW I put hydrogenperoxide on it and it got all white and bubby and tingy!!!!!!!

it was the feces i tell you.

Why · 12-07-2003, 01:02 AM

all my posts about feces under fingernails gonna make me paranoid. next time i see someone with dirty fingernails im gonna wig out about the thought that that very well could be poo under thier nails.

YUCKIES!

Monique Niccole · 12-07-2003, 01:04 AM

This post is worthless without pics. Post your cock Wiseman. Do it for Monique..pleeeeeeeeeease.

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
This post is worthless without pics. Post your cock Wiseman. Do it for Monique..pleeeeeeeeeease.

HMMMMMMM not sure if I have one online!!!!
I will have to check!!!!

chodadog · 12-07-2003, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
but the fucking scratch is fucking swelling

New penis enlargement technique?

Monique Niccole · 12-07-2003, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
HMMMMMMM not sure if I have one online!!!!
I will have to check!!!!

Post it now while I'm all fucked up and posting.

I'll appreciate it more.

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 01:42 AM

sorry cant find it
The pic that is!!!!!!!

Wiseman · 12-07-2003, 01:48 AM

Here ya go Monigue!!!!!!

Why · 12-07-2003, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
Here ya go Monigue!!!!!!

OMG! i cant believe you really posted your cock on GFY!

YOU CRAZY FUCKER!

WiredGuy · 12-07-2003, 01:54 AM

That's the end of me opening this thread!

webgurl · 12-07-2003, 02:07 AM

Monique Niccole · 12-07-2003, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
Here ya go Monigue!!!!!!

OMG! OMG! You're a crazy fucker Wiseman. I think I see the redness where you cut yourself.

I hope it heals for the sake of your new fiance. Thanks baby, you get the Monique seal of approval no[spam] Penis Pills for you. [/spam]

12-07-2003, 06:35 AM

This thread was funny as hell until I had to see your purple headed yogurt slinger. Damn you Wiseman!

TheEnforcer · 12-07-2003, 07:14 AM

Uh...

Rick Latona · 12-07-2003, 07:26 AM

Were you standing on your head?

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12-06-2003, 11:41 PM	#11
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Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	I dont have to tell her anything other then baby I was jerking off trying to cum on your face and some how I cut my cock on my thumb nail!!!! You know the funny part is I bet alot you fuckers are beating off right now trying to figure out how it happened!!! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	the itchy feeling is from the feces left under your fingernails after you scratched your ass earlier, then it got left in the wound.

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Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	yea, you better splash some of that shit on there. fore the feces infects yer shit man.

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Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	infected cocks tend to fall off.

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Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	WOW I put hydrogenperoxide on it and it got all white and bubby and tingy!!!!!!! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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