I'm not one to laugh at another's misfortune but
On halloween I went in a bathrobe as my costume to a club with some friends. This girl was grinding her ass up all in my business and you know I just had boxers underneath, so she rubbed my shit raw. It's funny because later that evening, or rather morning she gave me head in the car but didnt notice. When she called the next day I let her know, she was like, oh shit, Im sorry.
I feel your pain.