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psyko514 · 12-06-2003, 02:37 AM

who would it be?

and how far would you go get it?

smack · 12-06-2003, 02:39 AM

jessica alba.

and just about whatever except self mutilation.

- Jesus Christ - · 12-06-2003, 02:39 AM

My girlfriend.

I would walk all the way into my bedroom.

LiveDose · 12-06-2003, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
who would it be?

and how far would you go get it?

almost like two questions.

do we get to pick or do we have to work at it? (which we would have to do anyways...)

psyko514 · 12-06-2003, 02:40 AM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
My girlfriend.

I would walk all the way into my bedroom.

She wouldn't come to you? Don't you have her trained?

Just fucking around :P

-=HOAX=- · 12-06-2003, 02:41 AM

Jesse Jane, I'd wipe my ass with a chees grater for a week just to snort her dandruff.

LiveDose · 12-06-2003, 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Jesse Jane, I'd wipe my ass with a chees grater for a week just to snort her dandruff.

yuck.

- Jesus Christ - · 12-06-2003, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Jesse Jane, I'd wipe my ass with a chees grater for a week just to snort her dandruff.

I have her virtual sex DVD... shes ok... I'm not an implant fan. Thye can overcome the creases in photos but in video she looks like like she has 2 shopping bags in her chest.

psyko514 · 12-06-2003, 02:43 AM

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Originally posted by LiveDose

almost like two questions.

do we get to pick or do we have to work at it? (which we would have to do anyways...)

Think of it like this: say you could fuck anyone you wanted, but in order to do so, you'd have to complete a task. Who would you choose, and how far would you go?

Say you wanted to bang Drew Barrymore. Would you be willing to stick shards of broken glass up your ass and take a bath in tabasco sauce in order to sleep with her?

Cash · 12-06-2003, 02:47 AM

The girl I love, of course ...

-=HOAX=- · 12-06-2003, 02:48 AM

My real answer wouldbe madonna, because I'm a firm believer that having sex with her is a transcendental journey into the depths of sexual ecstacy. The woman has got to have some otherworldly skills by now....

psyko514 · 12-06-2003, 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by Cash
The girl I love, of course ...

Do you have a ref link for her? :P

Zebra · 12-06-2003, 02:50 AM

Mmmmmm.. I plead the 5th!

LiveDose · 12-06-2003, 02:58 AM

Ok,

Alessandra Ambrosio, Alexa Doig, Jaime Presley or Kiran Chetry

No particular order. I would get third degree burns on my back, let someone rub on some icy hot and then jump in a tub of lemon juice.

For a foursome I would cut off both feet and walk/hop a 200 house paper route with open wounds...

In the end my wife does me just fine. (she reads the board sometimes. Hiya honey!)

Ice · 12-06-2003, 07:49 AM

Elizabeth Hurley. she epitomizes everything that a woman should be

wyldblyss · 12-06-2003, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by LiveDose

In the end my wife does me just fine. (she reads the board sometimes. Hiya honey!)

You are one smart cookie!

loverboy · 12-06-2003, 08:50 AM

britney, teen goddess of beauty.. i'll be her slave

TheEnforcer · 12-06-2003, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
My real answer wouldbe madonna, because I'm a firm believer that having sex with her is a transcendental journey into the depths of sexual ecstacy. The woman has got to have some otherworldly skills by now....

Head · 12-06-2003, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
My real answer wouldbe madonna, because I'm a firm believer that having sex with her is a transcendental journey into the depths of sexual ecstacy. The woman has got to have some otherworldly skills by now....

Very true. I think if any of us were to meet her getting into her panties wouldn't be too diffacult!

Hue G. Pness · 12-06-2003, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
Ok,

Alessandra Ambrosio, Alexa Doig, Jaime Presley or Kiran Chetry

No particular order. I would get third degree burns on my back, let someone rub on some icy hot and then jump in a tub of lemon juice.

For a foursome I would cut off both feet and walk/hop a 200 house paper route with open wounds...

In the end my wife does me just fine. (she reads the board sometimes. Hiya honey!)

Imagine you go through all that (burns etc.) and she or they are just really lousy fucks and you are then stuck with the burns, no feet and a less than satisfying sexual experience. The thing about it is there are tons and tons of average and hot chicks that are not famous and will fuck the hell out of you without having to go through some form of torture other than maybe having to spend time talking to them.

avion · 12-06-2003, 09:34 AM

um ? I am still a virgin...saving myself for the wedding night...

swedguy · 12-06-2003, 09:45 AM

I would save up for a while and give Lucy Liu one hell of a facial

12-06-2003, 10:23 AM

I'd like to fuck Oprah just so I could sell my story to the tabloids.

I'd fuck her so silly that she'd be on the crack pipe again.

rooster · 12-06-2003, 10:25 AM

hilary clinton, so I could do a bunch of humiliating sex acts like tea bag, chilli dog, dirty sanchez, etc.

Man, this is her with a shit load of makeup on, imagine her with none. It gives me nightmares.

<img src="http://www.foxnews.com/images/104117/1_21_101303_clinton_hillary.jpg">

axelcat · 12-06-2003, 10:26 AM

Britney spears

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-06-2003, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Head

Very true. I think if any of us were to meet her getting into her panties wouldn't be too diffacult!

Bah.. She would make you work for it and grovel like hunchbacks to even fathom the thought of fucking her..

HeadPimp · 12-06-2003, 10:30 AM

I am not going to go out of my way to fuck any of them, or do anything to fuck 'em. A true player has the hotties coming to him...

Head · 12-06-2003, 11:05 AM

That chick in Pirates of the Caribbean; i'd give my left nut!

pornkitten · 12-06-2003, 11:28 AM

Angelina Jolie (Im not a lez but for her ...y not) or Brad Pitt or Ed Norton. Oh yeah a threesome with Madonna and Britney might be fun

racksale · 12-06-2003, 01:02 PM

Pornkitten, you stole my chick!

Angelina Jolie and I'd break an arm/leg for it....
All inidications are that she's a sex-starved freak, which happens to be my type!

Arousal Design · 12-06-2003, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by smack
jessica alba.

and just about whatever except self mutilation.

good call

Tala · 12-06-2003, 01:14 PM

From a girl's point of view..

Peter Steele. YuM. I'd be his Lady of Pain, since that's what he's into.

And since I'm happy to play the whole field...

I'd love to make Jennifer Connelly scream. And cry. And beg for mercy.

SubSonic · 12-06-2003, 01:23 PM

Xenia Seeberg ...

Candice · 12-06-2003, 07:43 PM

I plead the 5th, some things must be kept a secret!

Thrawn$ · 12-06-2003, 07:44 PM

I would fuck Madonna right now

DarkBob · 12-06-2003, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by racksale
...I'd break an arm/leg for it....

your own, or someone else's?

modelgigtalent · 12-06-2003, 08:05 PM

Jessica Simpson, I love her tits!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-06-2003, 08:31 PM

I'd fuck myself... i know i'm clean and i know i can get myself off.

Undutchable · 12-06-2003, 08:34 PM

Honestly... My girlfriend

She beats all the celebrities and pornstar fantasies.

maxdaname · 12-06-2003, 10:09 PM

*ehum my girl's sister...

iwantchixx · 12-06-2003, 10:27 PM

My girlfriend's sister, providing she shuts up and stops talking. she's got the perfect little ass on her

OR

This gorgeous girl from Hamilton I know. Not only is she a damn fine babe, she is also the kindest most caring girl in the whole world.

maxdaname · 12-06-2003, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
My girlfriend's sister, providing she shuts up and stops talking. she's got the perfect little ass on her

I know how u feel...

psyko514 · 12-07-2003, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness

Imagine you go through all that (burns etc.) and she or they are just really lousy fucks and you are then stuck with the burns, no feet and a less than satisfying sexual experience. The thing about it is there are tons and tons of average and hot chicks that are not famous and will fuck the hell out of you without having to go through some form of torture other than maybe having to spend time talking to them.

we got a smart man right here

VirtuMike · 12-07-2003, 06:45 AM

Pam Anderson. So I could laugh in the faces of all you mortals and scream "I FUCKED PAM ANDERSON!"

How far would I go?

All the way to the clinic and get some hep shots.

LeoneMafia · 12-07-2003, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
who would it be?

and how far would you go get it?

Britney

I would go veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery far to get her

MrLeone

bopha · 12-07-2003, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby
Elizabeth Hurley. she epitomizes everything that a woman should be

She is naked in the movie "The weight of water"

Worth the price of admission. Post baby boobs are spectacular.

quiet · 12-07-2003, 06:58 AM

the entire idea turns me off.

Tease · 12-07-2003, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Head
That chick in Pirates of the Caribbean; i'd give my left nut!

YES

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