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Old 12-06-2003, 09:22 AM  
Hue G. Pness
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Quote:
Originally posted by LiveDose
Ok,

Alessandra Ambrosio, Alexa Doig, Jaime Presley or Kiran Chetry

No particular order. I would get third degree burns on my back, let someone rub on some icy hot and then jump in a tub of lemon juice.

For a foursome I would cut off both feet and walk/hop a 200 house paper route with open wounds...

In the end my wife does me just fine. (she reads the board sometimes. Hiya honey!)
Imagine you go through all that (burns etc.) and she or they are just really lousy fucks and you are then stuck with the burns, no feet and a less than satisfying sexual experience. The thing about it is there are tons and tons of average and hot chicks that are not famous and will fuck the hell out of you without having to go through some form of torture other than maybe having to spend time talking to them.
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