Who Is The Best Fuckin PHP Programmer Here? - GoFuckYourself.com

Pete · 12-05-2003, 05:42 PM

I want your icq and I want referrals.

Mutt · 12-05-2003, 05:52 PM

dunno since I'm not much of a geek but Woj just did a little job for me and it was done fast and is what I wanted.

[email protected]

AcidMax also did a nice job for me but he's taken a full time gig.

12-05-2003, 05:52 PM

not me

GTS Mark · 12-05-2003, 05:53 PM

Stuart D is pretty damn good. I refer him to quite a few large clients.

DH

arial · 12-05-2003, 05:55 PM

I am!

PHP Code:


			
<?

if ( file_exists("/path/to/premium/file/$id.php")) {



function cmpa ($a, $b) { 

$tmp[0]=strtoupper($a["cnt"]); 

$tmp[1]=strtoupper($b["cnt"]); 

sort($tmp); 

return (strcmp(strtoupper($tmp[1]) , strtoupper($b["cnt"]))) ? 1 : -1; 

}



function zonechange ($current, $target) {

$current = -1 * $current;

$zonedate = mktime(date('G'), date('i'), date('s'), date('n'),

date('j'), date('Y'), 1) + (($current + $target) * 3600);

return $zonedate;

}



$dbconn = mysql_pconnect(localhost, username, password) or die("Could not connect");

$databasename = "database";

mysql_select_db ($databasename);



$query = "SELECT * FROM users_settings WHERE id='$id'";

$result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed it");

while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {

$uid = $r["id"];

$bannd = $r["banned"];

$tzone = $r["tzone"];

$fface = $r["font"];

$fcolor = $r["color"];

$fsize = $r["size"];

$bgcolor = $r["bg"];

$cellpad = $r["cellpd"];

$cellspc = $r["cellsp"];

$link = $r["link"];

$alink = $r["alink"];

$vlink = $r["vlink"];

$tabborder = $r["tbborder"];

$tdbg = $r["tdbg"];

}



$date=date("U");

$dateb = date('m-d-Y g:i A', zonechange(-6, $tzone));

// include("$template");





$okaysites = array("$bannd");    

$reffer = $REMOTE_ADDR;

if($reffer) {

$banned = 0;

while(list($domain, $subarray) = each($okaysites)) {

if (ereg("$reffer",$subarray)) {

$banned = 1;

}

}

}



if ($bannedhahahaha1) {

echo "You have been banned from this tag board";

} else {



if ($actionhahahahaedit) {



$query = "SELECT * FROM $id WHERE pid='$pid'";

$result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed 1");

while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {

$uip = $r["ip"];

if ($uiphahahaha$REMOTE_ADDR) {

$tname=$r["name"];

$tmessage=$r["message"];

$twebsite=$r["url"];

$eaccess=1;

}

}



if ($eaccesshahahaha"1") {

if (isset($ename) AND isset($emessage)) {



$queryb = "UPDATE $id SET name='$ename', url='$ewebsite', message='$emessage' WHERE pid='$pid'";

$resultb = mysql_query($queryb) or die("Query failed 2");

echo "Your tag has been edited!<br><a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&page=frame>Click here to go back to $id's tag board</a>.";

} else {

echo "hahahahahaha topmargin=1 leftmargin=1 bgcolor=$bgcolor link=$link alink=$alink vlink=$vlink>

<font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>You ($REMOTE_ADDR) may edit the following:

<form action=\"/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&action=edit\" method=\"post\">

<input type=hidden name=pid value=\"$pid\">

Name:<br>

<input type=text size=15 name=ename value=\"$tname\"><br>

Website:<br>

<input type=text size=15 name=ewebsite value=\"$twebsite\"><br>

Message:<br>

<input type=text size=15 name=emessage value=\"$tmessage\"><br>

<input type=submit value=Edit>

</form>

<a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&page=frame>Back</a>

";

}



} else {

echo "You ($REMOTE_ADDR) do not have access to edit this tag! $eaccess";

}



} else {



if ($pagehahahaha"frame") {

if (($tname) AND ($id) AND ($tmessage)) {



$queryc = "INSERT INTO $id (pid, ip, name, message, url, date) VALUES ('$date', '$REMOTE_ADDR', '$tname', '$tmessage', '$twebsite', '$dateb')";

$resultc = mysql_query($queryc) or die("Query failed 4");



//fwrite($acclstdata, "$date|$REMOTE_ADDR|$tname|$tmessage|$twebsite|$dateb\n$contents ");



}



?>

hahahahahaha topmargin=1 leftmargin=1 bgcolor=<? echo $bgcolor; ?> link=<? echo $link; ?> alink=<? echo $alink; ?> vlink=<? echo $vlink; ?>>

<STYLE type=text/css>

BODY {

SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>;

SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>;

SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: <? echo $tdbg; ?>;

SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>;

SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: <? echo $link; ?>;

SCROLLBAR-TRACK-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>;

SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>



}

a:link { color : <? echo $link; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none }

a:visited { color : <? echo $vlink; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none}

a:hover { color : <? echo $alink; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none }

</STYLE>

<table border=<? echo $tabborder; ?> width=100% cellpadding=<? echo $cellpad; ?> cellspacing=<? echo $cellspc; ?> bgcolor=<? echo $tabbg; ?>>

<?

$count=0;

$query = "SELECT * FROM $id";

$result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed 1");

while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {

$count=$count+1;

$now = date("U");

$compare = $now-$r[pid];

$listing[$count]["cnt"]="$compare";

$listing[$count]["pid"] = $r["pid"];

$listing[$count]["ip"] = $r["ip"];

$listing[$count]["name"] = $r["name"];

$listing[$count]["message"] = $r["message"];

$listing[$count]["url"] = $r["url"];

$listing[$count]["date"] = $r["date"];

}



$pcount=0;

usort($listing, "cmpa");

while (list ($key, $value) = each ($listing)) {

$pcount=$pcount+1;



$name="<a href=$value[url] target=_blank>$value[name]</a>";

if ($value[url]hahahaha"") {

$name=$value[name];

}

$message=$value["message"];

$time=$value["date"];

$message = ereg_replace("[[:alpha:]]+://[^<>[:space:]]+[[:alnum:]/]", "<a href=\"\\0\" target=\"_blank\">\\0</a>", $message);

//include("$template");

if ($value[pid]hahahaha"") {

} else {

if ($value[ip]hahahaha$REMOTE_ADDR) {

$edit = "<a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&action=edit&pid=$value[pid]>[edit]</a>";

}

$message=str_replace(':)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/happy.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('o:-)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/angel.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::bangbang::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/bangbang.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::rollsye::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/blah.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('8-)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/cool.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::eek::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/eek.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::eek2::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/eek2.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('>o)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/evil.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::fu::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/fu.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('<3','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/heart.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace(':-D','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/hehe.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::lol::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/lol.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::mad::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/mad.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::nerd::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/nerd.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace(':(','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/sad.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::zzz::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/sleep.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::tard::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/tard.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace('::bangbang::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/bangbang.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace(':-p','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/tounge.gif" border="0">',$message);

$message=str_replace(';)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/wink.gif" border="0">',$message);



if ($viewhahahaha"all") {

echo "<tr><td bgcolor=$tdbg><font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>$name: $message<br><font size=1>Posted: $time $edit</font></td></tr>";

} else {

if ($pcount < 15) {

echo "<tr><td bgcolor=$tdbg><font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>$name: $message<br><font size=1>Posted: $time $edit</font></td></tr>";

}

}



}

$edit="";

}

?>

</table>

<center><font face=<? echo $fface; ?> size=<? echo $fsize; ?> color=<? echo $fcolor; ?>>[ <a href="http://www.veroweb.com/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id; ?>&page=frame&view=all">View All Tags</a> ]</font>

<?

} else {

?>

hahahahahahahaha language="hahahahahahahahahaha">

function clear_message()

{

  hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.tmessage.focus();

  hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.tmessage.select();

}

function Clear_Last_Message_on_Submit() 

{ 

  hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.submit();

  setTimeout("clear_message()",200);

  return false;

}

</hahahahahahahaha

<form action=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id; ?>&page=frame method=post target=tagframe name=uqgtb><hahahahahaha src='/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id;?>&page=frame' name='tagframe' style='width:250; height:150; overflow:none'></hahahahahaha>

<br><font face=tahoma size=2>

Name<br><input type=text name=tname size=20><br>

URL<br><input type=text name=twebsite size=20><br>

Message<br><input type=text name=tmessage size=20><br>

<input type=submit value=Tag! onclick="return Clear_Last_Message_on_Submit();"></font></form>

<?

}

}

}

mysql_close($dbconn);



} else {

echo "$id is not a premium user!";

}

?>

Amputate Your Head · 12-05-2003, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I want your icq and I want referrals.

check out SilverTab bro.... he is the fricken man.

Pete · 12-05-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

check out SilverTab bro.... he is the fricken man.

Got his icq?

Amputate Your Head · 12-05-2003, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete

Got his icq?

94586959

Pete · 12-05-2003, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

94586959

thanks man

- AFN - · 12-05-2003, 06:47 PM

Mike503 is the Picasso of PHP

WebDork · 12-05-2003, 10:28 PM

Any of these guys being mentioned have sites ?

eg what work have they done and what $$$ they charge ?

JSA Matt · 12-05-2003, 10:31 PM

I'm willing to bet i'm better than most people here. Not trying to sound cocky in any way, I just think most of the people here that call themselves programmers are a joke.

I'm taken though, eat your heart out

fuzebox · 12-05-2003, 10:39 PM

I'm probably not the very best, I'm just good, fair priced, and reliable.

Babaganoosh · 12-05-2003, 10:41 PM

Anyone remember Mike503? As far as I know he's the best around.

Heard good things about woj too.

JSA Matt · 12-05-2003, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Anyone remember Mike503? As far as I know he's the best around.

Heard good things about woj too.

He was mentioned above...

I heard Lane was good too but i've never seen his code

Babaganoosh · 12-05-2003, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt

He was mentioned above...

Just agreeing...

Mortimer · 12-05-2003, 10:52 PM

PHP Code:


			
<?

echo "Hello World!";

?>

do I win?

Volantt · 12-05-2003, 11:12 PM

Sorry, booked solid with a project. But I would say talk to some of your business contacts and get referrals. Most awesome PHP programmers don't have sites unless they are pushing programs they have built. By the way Armed & Hammered you build some good programs.

V

Azathoth · 12-06-2003, 12:11 AM

I am now fuck off

Spunky · 12-06-2003, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
Mike503 is the Picasso of PHP

Don't listen to this!

fuzebox · 12-06-2003, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1

Don't listen to this!

Lane · 12-06-2003, 12:42 AM

sorry I'm not available.

now please make a thread searching for the second best PHP programmer.

have a nice day

SleazyDream · 12-06-2003, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Stuart D is pretty damn good. I refer him to quite a few large clients.

DH

masked man on GFY

mikeeee · 12-06-2003, 01:04 AM

woj has done ALL my php work, the best.

tgpdevil has done all my cgi work., the best.

myneid · 12-06-2003, 01:09 AM

I'd venture to say i'm pretty good, and i got some good backup php guys under my belt.
my icq is 23231873
for referrals you can check pornkings, vsmedia, E***Cash (he who shall not be named), xxxpassport.

SMG · 12-06-2003, 01:14 AM

I've been coding php for 4 years, and I also have done tech support for it on 2 irc networks fairly regularly ... 63540 110

fuzebox · 12-06-2003, 01:18 AM

Hmm.

When will someone start selling referrals on here?

I'm looking to buy 2 "big name" referrals, and 3 "medium name" referrals... spam me.

12-05-2003, 05:42 PM	#1
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	Who Is The Best Fuckin PHP Programmer Here? I want your icq and I want referrals. __________________ Evoke Electronics

12-05-2003, 05:52 PM	#2
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	dunno since I'm not much of a geek but Woj just did a little job for me and it was done fast and is what I wanted. [email protected] AcidMax also did a nice job for me but he's taken a full time gig. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

12-05-2003, 06:47 PM	#10
- AFN - Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NYC Baaaabeee Posts: 3,101	Mike503 is the Picasso of PHP __________________ cat cash* \| tr -d '\r' \| tr -s '/n' > money

12-05-2003, 10:28 PM	#11
WebDork Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 402	Any of these guys being mentioned have sites ? eg what work have they done and what $$$ they charge ? __________________ Video Ipod Porn Site with Affiliate Program. http://www.podies.com Free 1:1 Adult Webmaster Banner Exchange.

12-05-2003, 10:31 PM	#12
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	I'm willing to bet i'm better than most people here. Not trying to sound cocky in any way, I just think most of the people here that call themselves programmers are a joke. I'm taken though, eat your heart out Last edited by JSA Matt; 12-05-2003 at 10:34 PM..

12-05-2003, 05:53 PM	#4
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Stuart D is pretty damn good. I refer him to quite a few large clients. DH

12-05-2003, 05:55 PM	#5
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	I am! PHP Code: <? if ( file_exists("/path/to/premium/file/$id.php")) { function cmpa ($a, $b) { $tmp[0]=strtoupper($a["cnt"]); $tmp[1]=strtoupper($b["cnt"]); sort($tmp); return (strcmp(strtoupper($tmp[1]) , strtoupper($b["cnt"]))) ? 1 : -1; } function zonechange ($current, $target) { $current = -1 * $current; $zonedate = mktime(date('G'), date('i'), date('s'), date('n'), date('j'), date('Y'), 1) + (($current + $target) * 3600); return $zonedate; } $dbconn = mysql_pconnect(localhost, username, password) or die("Could not connect"); $databasename = "database"; mysql_select_db ($databasename); $query = "SELECT * FROM users_settings WHERE id='$id'"; $result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed it"); while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) { $uid = $r["id"]; $bannd = $r["banned"]; $tzone = $r["tzone"]; $fface = $r["font"]; $fcolor = $r["color"]; $fsize = $r["size"]; $bgcolor = $r["bg"]; $cellpad = $r["cellpd"]; $cellspc = $r["cellsp"]; $link = $r["link"]; $alink = $r["alink"]; $vlink = $r["vlink"]; $tabborder = $r["tbborder"]; $tdbg = $r["tdbg"]; } $date=date("U"); $dateb = date('m-d-Y g:i A', zonechange(-6, $tzone)); // include("$template"); $okaysites = array("$bannd"); $reffer = $REMOTE_ADDR; if($reffer) { $banned = 0; while(list($domain, $subarray) = each($okaysites)) { if (ereg("$reffer",$subarray)) { $banned = 1; } } } if ($bannedhahahaha1) { echo "You have been banned from this tag board"; } else { if ($actionhahahahaedit) { $query = "SELECT * FROM $id WHERE pid='$pid'"; $result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed 1"); while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) { $uip = $r["ip"]; if ($uiphahahaha$REMOTE_ADDR) { $tname=$r["name"]; $tmessage=$r["message"]; $twebsite=$r["url"]; $eaccess=1; } } if ($eaccesshahahaha"1") { if (isset($ename) AND isset($emessage)) { $queryb = "UPDATE $id SET name='$ename', url='$ewebsite', message='$emessage' WHERE pid='$pid'"; $resultb = mysql_query($queryb) or die("Query failed 2"); echo "Your tag has been edited!<br><a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&page=frame>Click here to go back to $id's tag board</a>."; } else { echo "hahahahahaha topmargin=1 leftmargin=1 bgcolor=$bgcolor link=$link alink=$alink vlink=$vlink> <font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>You ($REMOTE_ADDR) may edit the following: <form action=\"/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&action=edit\" method=\"post\"> <input type=hidden name=pid value=\"$pid\"> Name:<br> <input type=text size=15 name=ename value=\"$tname\"><br> Website:<br> <input type=text size=15 name=ewebsite value=\"$twebsite\"><br> Message:<br> <input type=text size=15 name=emessage value=\"$tmessage\"><br> <input type=submit value=Edit> </form> <a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&page=frame>Back</a> "; } } else { echo "You ($REMOTE_ADDR) do not have access to edit this tag! $eaccess"; } } else { if ($pagehahahaha"frame") { if (($tname) AND ($id) AND ($tmessage)) { $queryc = "INSERT INTO $id (pid, ip, name, message, url, date) VALUES ('$date', '$REMOTE_ADDR', '$tname', '$tmessage', '$twebsite', '$dateb')"; $resultc = mysql_query($queryc) or die("Query failed 4"); //fwrite($acclstdata, "$date\|$REMOTE_ADDR\|$tname\|$tmessage\|$twebsite\|$dateb\n$contents "); } ?> hahahahahaha topmargin=1 leftmargin=1 bgcolor=<? echo $bgcolor; ?> link=<? echo $link; ?> alink=<? echo $alink; ?> vlink=<? echo $vlink; ?>> <STYLE type=text/css> BODY { SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>; SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>; SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: <? echo $tdbg; ?>; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: <? echo $link; ?>; SCROLLBAR-TRACK-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?> } a:link { color : <? echo $link; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none } a:visited { color : <? echo $vlink; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none} a:hover { color : <? echo $alink; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none } </STYLE> <table border=<? echo $tabborder; ?> width=100% cellpadding=<? echo $cellpad; ?> cellspacing=<? echo $cellspc; ?> bgcolor=<? echo $tabbg; ?>> <? $count=0; $query = "SELECT * FROM $id"; $result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed 1"); while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) { $count=$count+1; $now = date("U"); $compare = $now-$r[pid]; $listing[$count]["cnt"]="$compare"; $listing[$count]["pid"] = $r["pid"]; $listing[$count]["ip"] = $r["ip"]; $listing[$count]["name"] = $r["name"]; $listing[$count]["message"] = $r["message"]; $listing[$count]["url"] = $r["url"]; $listing[$count]["date"] = $r["date"]; } $pcount=0; usort($listing, "cmpa"); while (list ($key, $value) = each ($listing)) { $pcount=$pcount+1; $name="<a href=$value[url] target=_blank>$value[name]</a>"; if ($value[url]hahahaha"") { $name=$value[name]; } $message=$value["message"]; $time=$value["date"]; $message = ereg_replace("[[:alpha:]]+://[^<>[:space:]]+[[:alnum:]/]", "<a href=\"\\0\" target=\"_blank\">\\0</a>", $message); //include("$template"); if ($value[pid]hahahaha"") { } else { if ($value[ip]hahahaha$REMOTE_ADDR) { $edit = "<a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&action=edit&pid=$value[pid]>[edit]</a>"; } $message=str_replace(':)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/happy.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('o:-)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/angel.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::bangbang::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/bangbang.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::rollsye::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/blah.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('8-)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/cool.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::eek::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/eek.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::eek2::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/eek2.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('>o)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/evil.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::fu::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/fu.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('<3','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/heart.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace(':-D','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/hehe.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::lol::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/lol.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::mad::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/mad.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::nerd::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/nerd.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace(':(','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/sad.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::zzz::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/sleep.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::tard::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/tard.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace('::bangbang::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/bangbang.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace(':-p','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/tounge.gif" border="0">',$message); $message=str_replace(';)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/wink.gif" border="0">',$message); if ($viewhahahaha"all") { echo "<tr><td bgcolor=$tdbg><font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>$name: $message<br><font size=1>Posted: $time $edit</font></td></tr>"; } else { if ($pcount < 15) { echo "<tr><td bgcolor=$tdbg><font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>$name: $message<br><font size=1>Posted: $time $edit</font></td></tr>"; } } } $edit=""; } ?> </table> <center><font face=<? echo $fface; ?> size=<? echo $fsize; ?> color=<? echo $fcolor; ?>>[ <a href="http://www.veroweb.com/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id; ?>&page=frame&view=all">View All Tags</a> ]</font> <? } else { ?> hahahahahahahaha language="hahahahahahahahahaha"> function clear_message() { hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.tmessage.focus(); hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.tmessage.select(); } function Clear_Last_Message_on_Submit() { hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.submit(); setTimeout("clear_message()",200); return false; } </hahahahahahahaha <form action=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id; ?>&page=frame method=post target=tagframe name=uqgtb><hahahahahaha src='/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id;?>&page=frame' name='tagframe' style='width:250; height:150; overflow:none'></hahahahahaha> <br><font face=tahoma size=2> Name<br><input type=text name=tname size=20><br> URL<br><input type=text name=twebsite size=20><br> Message<br><input type=text name=tmessage size=20><br> <input type=submit value=Tag! onclick="return Clear_Last_Message_on_Submit();"></font></form> <? } } } mysql_close($dbconn); } else { echo "$id is not a premium user!"; } ?>

12-05-2003, 10:39 PM	#13
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	I'm probably not the very best, I'm just good, fair priced, and reliable.

12-05-2003, 10:41 PM	#14
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Anyone remember Mike503? As far as I know he's the best around. Heard good things about woj too. __________________ I like pie.

12-05-2003, 10:52 PM	#17
Mortimer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Where the hell am I now? Posts: 153	PHP Code: `<? echo "Hello World!"; ?>` do I win? __________________ The wiseman owns little but knows much, while the fool knows little but owns much

12-05-2003, 11:12 PM	#18
Volantt Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Penguin vs Devil Posts: 745	Sorry, booked solid with a project. But I would say talk to some of your business contacts and get referrals. Most awesome PHP programmers don't have sites unless they are pushing programs they have built. By the way Armed & Hammered you build some good programs. V __________________ "Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato "In the abscence of orders, go find something and kill it." - Erwin Rommel "A man's worth is no greater then the worth of his ambitions." - Marcus Aurelius

12-06-2003, 12:11 AM	#19
Azathoth Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Blah Posts: 217	I am now fuck off

12-06-2003, 12:42 AM	#22
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	sorry I'm not available. now please make a thread searching for the second best PHP programmer. have a nice day __________________

12-06-2003, 01:04 AM	#24
mikeeee Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 481	woj has done ALL my php work, the best. tgpdevil has done all my cgi work., the best.

12-06-2003, 01:09 AM	#25
myneid Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 736	I'd venture to say i'm pretty good, and i got some good backup php guys under my belt. my icq is 23231873 for referrals you can check pornkings, vsmedia, E***Cash (he who shall not be named), xxxpassport. __________________ Tanguy 0x7a69 inc. Programmer/President/CEO http://www.0x7a69.com A Leader in Programming since 1996 PHP, Ruby on Rails, MySQL, PCI DSS, and any Technical Consulting

12-06-2003, 01:14 AM	#26
SMG Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,798	I've been coding php for 4 years, and I also have done tech support for it on 2 irc networks fairly regularly ... 63540 110 __________________ TGP Webmasters: sign up for the top 100 tgp list! Submit galleries If you add me to icq (title) make sure to mention GFY or I'll think you're a bot and deny you.

12-06-2003, 01:18 AM	#27
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	Hmm. When will someone start selling referrals on here? I'm looking to buy 2 "big name" referrals, and 3 "medium name" referrals... spam me.