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Pete 12-05-2003 05:42 PM

Who Is The Best Fuckin PHP Programmer Here?
 
I want your icq and I want referrals.

Mutt 12-05-2003 05:52 PM

dunno since I'm not much of a geek but Woj just did a little job for me and it was done fast and is what I wanted.

[email protected]

AcidMax also did a nice job for me but he's taken a full time gig.

buddyjuf 12-05-2003 05:52 PM

not me :thumbsup

GTS Mark 12-05-2003 05:53 PM

Stuart D is pretty damn good. I refer him to quite a few large clients.

DH

arial 12-05-2003 05:55 PM

I am!

PHP Code:

<?
if ( file_exists("/path/to/premium/file/$id.php")) {

function cmpa ($a, $b) { 
$tmp[0]=strtoupper($a["cnt"]); 
$tmp[1]=strtoupper($b["cnt"]); 
sort($tmp); 
return (strcmp(strtoupper($tmp[1]) , strtoupper($b["cnt"]))) ? 1 : -1; 
}

function zonechange ($current, $target) {
$current = -1 * $current;
$zonedate = mktime(date('G'), date('i'), date('s'), date('n'),
date('j'), date('Y'), 1) + (($current + $target) * 3600);
return $zonedate;
}

$dbconn = mysql_pconnect(localhost, username, password) or die("Could not connect");
$databasename = "database";
mysql_select_db ($databasename);

$query = "SELECT * FROM users_settings WHERE id='$id'";
$result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed it");
while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {
$uid = $r["id"];
$bannd = $r["banned"];
$tzone = $r["tzone"];
$fface = $r["font"];
$fcolor = $r["color"];
$fsize = $r["size"];
$bgcolor = $r["bg"];
$cellpad = $r["cellpd"];
$cellspc = $r["cellsp"];
$link = $r["link"];
$alink = $r["alink"];
$vlink = $r["vlink"];
$tabborder = $r["tbborder"];
$tdbg = $r["tdbg"];
}

$date=date("U");
$dateb = date('m-d-Y g:i A', zonechange(-6, $tzone));
// include("$template");


$okaysites = array("$bannd");    
$reffer = $REMOTE_ADDR;
if($reffer) {
$banned = 0;
while(list($domain, $subarray) = each($okaysites)) {
if (ereg("$reffer",$subarray)) {
$banned = 1;
}
}
}

if ($bannedhahahaha1) {
echo "You have been banned from this tag board";
} else {

if ($actionhahahahaedit) {

$query = "SELECT * FROM $id WHERE pid='$pid'";
$result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed 1");
while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {
$uip = $r["ip"];
if ($uiphahahaha$REMOTE_ADDR) {
$tname=$r["name"];
$tmessage=$r["message"];
$twebsite=$r["url"];
$eaccess=1;
}
}

if ($eaccesshahahaha"1") {
if (isset($ename) AND isset($emessage)) {

$queryb = "UPDATE $id SET name='$ename', url='$ewebsite', message='$emessage' WHERE pid='$pid'";
$resultb = mysql_query($queryb) or die("Query failed 2");
echo "Your tag has been edited!<br><a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&page=frame>Click here to go back to $id's tag board</a>.";
} else {
echo "hahahahahaha topmargin=1 leftmargin=1 bgcolor=$bgcolor link=$link alink=$alink vlink=$vlink>
<font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>You ($REMOTE_ADDR) may edit the following:
<form action=\"/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&action=edit\" method=\"post\">
<input type=hidden name=pid value=\"$pid\">
Name:<br>
<input type=text size=15 name=ename value=\"$tname\"><br>
Website:<br>
<input type=text size=15 name=ewebsite value=\"$twebsite\"><br>
Message:<br>
<input type=text size=15 name=emessage value=\"$tmessage\"><br>
<input type=submit value=Edit>
</form>
<a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&page=frame>Back</a>
";
}

} else {
echo "You ($REMOTE_ADDR) do not have access to edit this tag! $eaccess";
}

} else {

if ($pagehahahaha"frame") {
if (($tname) AND ($id) AND ($tmessage)) {

$queryc = "INSERT INTO $id (pid, ip, name, message, url, date) VALUES ('$date', '$REMOTE_ADDR', '$tname', '$tmessage', '$twebsite', '$dateb')";
$resultc = mysql_query($queryc) or die("Query failed 4");

//fwrite($acclstdata, "$date|$REMOTE_ADDR|$tname|$tmessage|$twebsite|$dateb\n$contents ");

}

?>
hahahahahaha topmargin=1 leftmargin=1 bgcolor=<? echo $bgcolor; ?> link=<? echo $link; ?> alink=<? echo $alink; ?> vlink=<? echo $vlink; ?>>
<STYLE type=text/css>
BODY {
SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>;
SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>;
SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: <? echo $tdbg; ?>;
SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>;
SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: <? echo $link; ?>;
SCROLLBAR-TRACK-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>;
SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: <? echo $bgcolor; ?>

}
a:link { color : <? echo $link; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none }
a:visited { color : <? echo $vlink; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none}
a:hover { color : <? echo $alink; ?>; TEXT-DECORATION: none }
</STYLE>
<table border=<? echo $tabborder; ?> width=100% cellpadding=<? echo $cellpad; ?> cellspacing=<? echo $cellspc; ?> bgcolor=<? echo $tabbg; ?>>
<?
$count=0;
$query = "SELECT * FROM $id";
$result = mysql_query($query) or die("Query failed 1");
while ($r = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {
$count=$count+1;
$now = date("U");
$compare = $now-$r[pid];
$listing[$count]["cnt"]="$compare";
$listing[$count]["pid"] = $r["pid"];
$listing[$count]["ip"] = $r["ip"];
$listing[$count]["name"] = $r["name"];
$listing[$count]["message"] = $r["message"];
$listing[$count]["url"] = $r["url"];
$listing[$count]["date"] = $r["date"];
}

$pcount=0;
usort($listing, "cmpa");
while (list ($key, $value) = each ($listing)) {
$pcount=$pcount+1;

$name="<a href=$value[url] target=_blank>$value[name]</a>";
if ($value[url]hahahaha"") {
$name=$value[name];
}
$message=$value["message"];
$time=$value["date"];
$message = ereg_replace("[[:alpha:]]+://[^<>[:space:]]+[[:alnum:]/]", "<a href=\"\\0\" target=\"_blank\">\\0</a>", $message);
//include("$template");
if ($value[pid]hahahaha"") {
} else {
if ($value[ip]hahahaha$REMOTE_ADDR) {
$edit = "<a href=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=$id&action=edit&pid=$value[pid]>[edit]</a>";
}
$message=str_replace(':)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/happy.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('o:-)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/angel.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::bangbang::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/bangbang.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::rollsye::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/blah.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('8-)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/cool.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::eek::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/eek.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::eek2::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/eek2.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('>o)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/evil.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::fu::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/fu.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('<3','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/heart.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace(':-D','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/hehe.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::lol::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/lol.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::mad::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/mad.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::nerd::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/nerd.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace(':(','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/sad.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::zzz::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/sleep.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::tard::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/tard.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace('::bangbang::','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/bangbang.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace(':-p','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/tounge.gif" border="0">',$message);
$message=str_replace(';)','<img src="/images/premium/tagboard/wink.gif" border="0">',$message);

if ($viewhahahaha"all") {
echo "<tr><td bgcolor=$tdbg><font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>$name: $message<br><font size=1>Posted: $time $edit</font></td></tr>";
} else {
if ($pcount < 15) {
echo "<tr><td bgcolor=$tdbg><font face=$fface size=$fsize color=$fcolor>$name: $message<br><font size=1>Posted: $time $edit</font></td></tr>";
}
}

}
$edit="";
}
?>
</table>
<center><font face=<? echo $fface; ?> size=<? echo $fsize; ?> color=<? echo $fcolor; ?>>[ <a href="http://www.veroweb.com/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id; ?>&page=frame&view=all">View All Tags</a> ]</font>
<?
} else {
?>
hahahahahahahaha language="hahahahahahahahahaha">
function clear_message()
{
  hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.tmessage.focus();
  hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.tmessage.select();
}
function Clear_Last_Message_on_Submit() 

  hahahahahahahahahahauqgtb.submit();
  setTimeout("clear_message()",200);
  return false;
}
</hahahahahahahaha
<form action=/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id; ?>&page=frame method=post target=tagframe name=uqgtb><hahahahahaha src='/server.php?service=ptagboard&id=<? echo $id;?>&page=frame' name='tagframe' style='width:250; height:150; overflow:none'></hahahahahaha>
<br><font face=tahoma size=2>
Name<br><input type=text name=tname size=20><br>
URL<br><input type=text name=twebsite size=20><br>
Message<br><input type=text name=tmessage size=20><br>
<input type=submit value=Tag! onclick="return Clear_Last_Message_on_Submit();"></font></form>
<?
}
}
}
mysql_close($dbconn);

} else {
echo "$id is not a premium user!";
}
?>


Amputate Your Head 12-05-2003 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I want your icq and I want referrals.
check out SilverTab bro.... he is the fricken man.

Pete 12-05-2003 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


check out SilverTab bro.... he is the fricken man.

Got his icq?

Amputate Your Head 12-05-2003 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete

Got his icq?

94586959

Pete 12-05-2003 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

94586959

thanks man

- AFN - 12-05-2003 06:47 PM

Mike503 is the Picasso of PHP

WebDork 12-05-2003 10:28 PM

Any of these guys being mentioned have sites ?

eg what work have they done and what $$$ they charge ?

JSA Matt 12-05-2003 10:31 PM

I'm willing to bet i'm better than most people here. Not trying to sound cocky in any way, I just think most of the people here that call themselves programmers are a joke. :glugglug

I'm taken though, eat your heart out :)

fuzebox 12-05-2003 10:39 PM

:Graucho

I'm probably not the very best, I'm just good, fair priced, and reliable.

Babaganoosh 12-05-2003 10:41 PM

Anyone remember Mike503? As far as I know he's the best around.

Heard good things about woj too.

JSA Matt 12-05-2003 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Anyone remember Mike503? As far as I know he's the best around.

Heard good things about woj too.

He was mentioned above...

I heard Lane was good too but i've never seen his code :)

Babaganoosh 12-05-2003 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt


He was mentioned above...

Just agreeing...

Mortimer 12-05-2003 10:52 PM

PHP Code:

<?
echo "Hello World!";
?>

do I win?

Volantt 12-05-2003 11:12 PM

Sorry, booked solid with a project. But I would say talk to some of your business contacts and get referrals. Most awesome PHP programmers don't have sites unless they are pushing programs they have built. By the way Armed & Hammered you build some good programs.

V

Azathoth 12-06-2003 12:11 AM

I am now fuck off :Graucho

Spunky 12-06-2003 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
Mike503 is the Picasso of PHP
Don't listen to this!

fuzebox 12-06-2003 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1

Don't listen to this!

:1orglaugh

Lane 12-06-2003 12:42 AM

sorry I'm not available.

now please make a thread searching for the second best PHP programmer.

have a nice day

SleazyDream 12-06-2003 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Stuart D is pretty damn good. I refer him to quite a few large clients.

DH

:thumbsup

masked man on GFY

mikeeee 12-06-2003 01:04 AM

woj has done ALL my php work, the best.

tgpdevil has done all my cgi work., the best.

myneid 12-06-2003 01:09 AM

I'd venture to say i'm pretty good, and i got some good backup php guys under my belt.
my icq is 23231873
for referrals you can check pornkings, vsmedia, E***Cash (he who shall not be named), xxxpassport.

SMG 12-06-2003 01:14 AM

I've been coding php for 4 years, and I also have done tech support for it on 2 irc networks fairly regularly ... 63540 110

fuzebox 12-06-2003 01:18 AM

Hmm.

When will someone start selling referrals on here? :Graucho

I'm looking to buy 2 "big name" referrals, and 3 "medium name" referrals... spam me.


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