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Serge_Oprano · 12-05-2003, 08:22 AM

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

Dirty F · 12-05-2003, 08:25 AM

Yawwwwwwn

LeeNoga · 12-05-2003, 08:26 AM

I think Serge meant to say Opran* is deleting zero post count members...

Penrod · 12-05-2003, 08:27 AM

How are you today Dad?

brand0n · 12-05-2003, 08:28 AM

when life gives you peaces of blown up chicken, make chicken salad

dantheman · 12-05-2003, 08:29 AM

Smokey The Bear · 12-05-2003, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

LOL you got it all wrong the moral of the story is to be a farmer not a chicken.

LeeNoga · 12-05-2003, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
when life gives you peaces of blown up chicken,

Shhhh.

Ya just gave away The Colonels famous recipe from KFC.

Serge_Oprano · 12-05-2003, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*

LOL you got it all wrong the moral of the story is to be a farmer not a chicken.

Meat, Aga, Lensman, me, MikeAI, Mayor, Helmy...
we all KNOW that..but like to keep it as a secret not to worry our "roosters"
;-)))))

Gemini · 12-05-2003, 08:46 AM

but like to keep it as a secret ...

While the hens keep you on your tiptoes.

Serge_Oprano · 12-05-2003, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
but like to keep it as a secret ...

While the hens keep you on your tiptoes.

we sell hens to the highest bidders....there is always more hens where sold ones came from
;-))))

Gemini · 12-05-2003, 08:56 AM

always more hens...

You just haven't found the hen that can ruffle your feathers and cut off your spurs yet!

Serge_Oprano · 12-05-2003, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
always more hens...

You just haven't found the hen that can ruffle your feathers and cut off your spurs yet!

they do NOT exist in nature
;-)))

Krome · 12-05-2003, 09:41 AM

I havea better one.

A farmer decides his faithful rooster who has impregnated hundreds of his chickens is past his sell by date. He has performed well but now it is time for retirement.

He goes to the local market and asks a few sellers waht they have. He does not have much money and when one sellers say "I have a rooster for you but I want rid of him, he will impregnant your chickens dont worry about that and you can have him for free" The farmer thanks his lucky stars he has a rooster who can do the job and did not have to pay for him.

He takes the rooster back to the farm and lets him loose inthe chicken coup. Feather fly everywhere, the squaking can be heard for miles as the rooster fucks them all, the rooster does not stop there after finishing with the chickens he starts fucking the rest of the farm yard animals.

"Please stop says the farmer you have done your job you could have a heart attack at this rate" The rooster does not listen and continues fucking. All night the farmer can hear squeals as the rooster continues on his sexual rampage.

The farmer raises in the morning and se the rooster laying on his back in the farm yard with vultures circling above him.

The farmer walks over to him and says "I told you if you didnt stop you would have a heart attack". The rooster opens one eyes and says "Bugger off the vulture will be in my grasp in a matter of minutes....

12-05-2003, 08:22 AM	#1
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	GFYer killed.... A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

12-05-2003, 08:28 AM	#5
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12-05-2003, 08:56 AM	#12
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12-05-2003, 08:25 AM	#2
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12-05-2003, 09:41 AM	#14
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	I havea better one. A farmer decides his faithful rooster who has impregnated hundreds of his chickens is past his sell by date. He has performed well but now it is time for retirement. He goes to the local market and asks a few sellers waht they have. He does not have much money and when one sellers say "I have a rooster for you but I want rid of him, he will impregnant your chickens dont worry about that and you can have him for free" The farmer thanks his lucky stars he has a rooster who can do the job and did not have to pay for him. He takes the rooster back to the farm and lets him loose inthe chicken coup. Feather fly everywhere, the squaking can be heard for miles as the rooster fucks them all, the rooster does not stop there after finishing with the chickens he starts fucking the rest of the farm yard animals. "Please stop says the farmer you have done your job you could have a heart attack at this rate" The rooster does not listen and continues fucking. All night the farmer can hear squeals as the rooster continues on his sexual rampage. The farmer raises in the morning and se the rooster laying on his back in the farm yard with vultures circling above him. The farmer walks over to him and says "I told you if you didnt stop you would have a heart attack". The rooster opens one eyes and says "Bugger off the vulture will be in my grasp in a matter of minutes....