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I havea better one.
A farmer decides his faithful rooster who has impregnated hundreds of his chickens is past his sell by date. He has performed well but now it is time for retirement.
He goes to the local market and asks a few sellers waht they have. He does not have much money and when one sellers say "I have a rooster for you but I want rid of him, he will impregnant your chickens dont worry about that and you can have him for free" The farmer thanks his lucky stars he has a rooster who can do the job and did not have to pay for him.
He takes the rooster back to the farm and lets him loose inthe chicken coup. Feather fly everywhere, the squaking can be heard for miles as the rooster fucks them all, the rooster does not stop there after finishing with the chickens he starts fucking the rest of the farm yard animals.
"Please stop says the farmer you have done your job you could have a heart attack at this rate" The rooster does not listen and continues fucking. All night the farmer can hear squeals as the rooster continues on his sexual rampage.
The farmer raises in the morning and se the rooster laying on his back in the farm yard with vultures circling above him.
The farmer walks over to him and says "I told you if you didnt stop you would have a heart attack". The rooster opens one eyes and says "Bugger off the vulture will be in my grasp in a matter of minutes....
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