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12-04-2003, 02:18 AM
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I'm too much of a gentleman. :(
I have been out with a friend for a couple of hours. Her and I have never hooked up but as we sat at dinner she kept hitting on me. Then we went to a bar where she proceeded to tell me that she was gonna fuck my brains out toinght. Stupid me should have cleared the bar tab and taken her home....BUT....I figured I would enjoy the night out.
Sooooo...We finally get back to my place and she turns on the radio and starts strip dancing for me. One thing leads to another and the next thing you know, my tongue is in her pussy. This goes on for a bit then she decides to blow me. It's all good so I go with the flow. Next we head up to the bedroom...Right at this point I notice that we are both a bit to drunk to continue. I just tucked her into my bed and now here I sit. A beautiful 19 year old hottie is naked in my bed and willing to fuck me silly. WTF is wrong with me? I just can't fuck her after we have both had too much to drink. God damn I want this girl.  Oh well...At least I will be able to respect myself in the morning.  |
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12-04-2003, 02:20 AM
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the worst part about it is:
you're on GFY crying about it.  |
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12-04-2003, 02:20 AM
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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Wow. Kudos on being a gentleman.
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12-04-2003, 02:20 AM
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maybe she'll be thankful enough in the am and fuck you then, sober.
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12-04-2003, 02:21 AM
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This must be either pure bullshit or real love
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12-04-2003, 02:22 AM
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There can be only one
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I knew it. You're gay as a flagpole.
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12-04-2003, 02:22 AM
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19 years old? Sounds right to me
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12-04-2003, 02:23 AM
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MFBA
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self respect, is not in any equasion that involves drunk naked 19 year olds that want to fuck. its about the poontang my brother.
i say go hit it. |
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12-04-2003, 02:23 AM
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ever see a flagpole bend in the wind?
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12-04-2003, 02:23 AM
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peace&profit,
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I'm the same way. Yeah, you shuolda left earlier =)
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12-04-2003, 02:23 AM
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Gonna fill in for you. Be right over.
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12-04-2003, 02:23 AM
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Bad Mo-Fo
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Tough call since she was hitting on you when she was sober and telling you that she wanted to knock boots well before you got home....
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12-04-2003, 02:24 AM
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It's ok sweetie. Im proud of you. Theres plenty of good poonani out there just waiting for a sexy man like yourself. Getting it through a drunked stupor is definately not the way to go.
Trust me, youll feel better about it in the morning. IF though, in the morning you still want her, and you guys are sober? Make it a breakfast in bed morning :D |
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12-04-2003, 02:25 AM
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bidding starts at $5.
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12-04-2003, 02:25 AM
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Any chances of a couple pics of her sleeping with the sheets slightly raised/lowered?
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12-04-2003, 02:25 AM
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12-04-2003, 02:26 AM
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12-04-2003, 02:27 AM
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A one night stand...maybe...but not with her. |
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12-04-2003, 02:28 AM
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Let me see what I can do. Just to prove this is not bullshit. I suppose you want a sign too? What should it say? |
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12-04-2003, 02:30 AM
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12-04-2003, 02:31 AM
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peace&profit,
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Yeah I was wanting pics too, but I didn't wanna ask lol.
I've learned in spots like this, wait and see. Either way you win. If you don't hit it, be flattered that you could have. If you do hit it, go for the kill and look back and smile. But a pic is nice to have for reflection purposes.
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12-04-2003, 02:33 AM
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PICS!!!!!! I WANT PICS!!!!!!!
Must say SEE WISEMAN I AM NOT FULL OF SHIT!!!!!! |
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12-04-2003, 02:34 AM
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ol' timer
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fuck'n her in her sleep is out of the question?
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12-04-2003, 02:34 AM
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peace&profit,
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I'd love to hand around for the conclusion, but I must recharge.
Be sure and let me know how it goes. And remember Aaron, it could be much worse than it is.
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12-04-2003, 02:35 AM
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12-04-2003, 02:37 AM
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12-04-2003, 02:37 AM
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Dude I think you missed National Coming Out Day by more than a month ;)
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12-04-2003, 02:39 AM
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Awww... true love<3 That's so cute
 Way to go
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12-04-2003, 02:39 AM
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Grab a cucumber, shove it in there, and stretch her out a little.
She'll probably won't remember, but in the morning she'll think you gave her the best fuck ever. She's bound to want some more afterwards when you're both sober again |
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12-04-2003, 02:40 AM
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12-04-2003, 02:43 AM
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I'm here for SPORT
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12-04-2003, 02:43 AM
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Having a concience is a bitch at times like these.
This is all you get OzMan. The remnants of the striptease.....Folowed by a pic. No, I will not show more of her.   |
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12-04-2003, 02:45 AM
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i thought you were a baller, thats a couch from the projects
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12-04-2003, 02:45 AM
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ol' timer
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is that my sister?
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12-04-2003, 02:46 AM
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Bang her in the morning?
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12-04-2003, 02:46 AM
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12-04-2003, 02:47 AM
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Nice blanket!
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12-04-2003, 02:48 AM
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what size is that bra? Looks like at least a C cup.
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12-04-2003, 02:50 AM
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i wouldn't feel bad. if you value her friendship, and she's girlfriend material, it's not really a bad thing.
it's different if you've been dating for a while and come home for some good drunken sex. that's the best.
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Let me spend a fortune on furniture so that people can fuck that up too. |
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She is 19...I turn 30 this month. I know better than to make that mistake. As for drunken sex....You are 100% right. |
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12-04-2003, 02:57 AM
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no fun fucking drunk chicks anyway . . . it will happen soon enough
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12-04-2003, 03:19 AM
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brett has a sister? i wanna hit it.
scratch that..... i wanna hit it with aaron on the other end of her |
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12-04-2003, 03:21 AM
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Aaron,
I'm glad there's still good guys out there. I'm sure she'll respect you so much more down the road. Somedays I have my doubts about people. Today I don't!
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Gotta respect Brett AND his mamma's house. |
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12-04-2003, 03:28 AM
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Good for you Aaron!
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12-04-2003, 03:35 AM
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How long till that sign gets photoshopped?
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