I'm too much of a gentleman. :(
 

I have been out with a friend for a couple of hours. Her and I have never hooked up but as we sat at dinner she kept hitting on me. Then we went to a bar where she proceeded to tell me that she was gonna fuck my brains out toinght. Stupid me should have cleared the bar tab and taken her home....BUT....I figured I would enjoy the night out.

Sooooo...We finally get back to my place and she turns on the radio and starts strip dancing for me. One thing leads to another and the next thing you know, my tongue is in her pussy.

This goes on for a bit then she decides to blow me. It's all good so I go with the flow.

Next we head up to the bedroom...Right at this point I notice that we are both a bit to drunk to continue.

I just tucked her into my bed and now here I sit.

A beautiful 19 year old hottie is naked in my bed and willing to fuck me silly. WTF is wrong with me? I just can't fuck her after we have both had too much to drink.

God damn I want this girl. :(

Oh well...At least I will be able to respect myself in the morning. :glugglug

the worst part about it is:


you're on GFY crying about it. :1orglaugh

Wow. Kudos on being a gentleman.

maybe she'll be thankful enough in the am and fuck you then, sober. :thumbsup

This must be either pure bullshit or real love :2 cents: :1orglaugh

I knew it. You're gay as a flagpole.

19 years old? Sounds right to me :Graucho

self respect, is not in any equasion that involves drunk naked 19 year olds that want to fuck. its about the poontang my brother.

i say go hit it.

:1orglaugh ever see a flagpole bend in the wind?

I'm the same way. Yeah, you shuolda left earlier =)

Gonna fill in for you. Be right over. :Graucho

Tough call since she was hitting on you when she was sober and telling you that she wanted to knock boots well before you got home....

It's ok sweetie. Im proud of you. Theres plenty of good poonani out there just waiting for a sexy man like yourself. Getting it through a drunked stupor is definately not the way to go.

Trust me, youll feel better about it in the morning.



IF though, in the morning you still want her, and you guys are sober? Make it a breakfast in bed morning :D

and ive got the pictures to prove it.
bidding starts at $5.

Any chances of a couple pics of her sleeping with the sheets slightly raised/lowered? :glugglug

I fucking hope so.

You will meet her soon enough bro. She is going up to Seattle with us.

YEah...Tell me about it. If we had hooked up before that I would be all over her...but not a good idea to be drunk the first time.

A one night stand...maybe...but not with her.

Possibly.

Let me see what I can do.

Just to prove this is not bullshit.

I suppose you want a sign too?

What should it say?

Good story ... makes me feel I'm not a loser :winkwink:

Yeah I was wanting pics too, but I didn't wanna ask lol.

I've learned in spots like this,

wait and see.


Either way you win. If you don't hit it, be flattered that you could have. If you do hit it, go for the kill and look back and smile.

But a pic is nice to have for reflection purposes.
:1orglaugh

PICS!!!!!! I WANT PICS!!!!!!!
Must say SEE WISEMAN I AM NOT FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!

fuck'n her in her sleep is out of the question?

I'd love to hand around for the conclusion, but I must recharge.

Be sure and let me know how it goes.


And remember Aaron, it could be much worse than it is.


:Graucho

:(

Sorry, but you'll regret that the rest of your life... unless you fuck her tomorrow or sometime soon to make up for it.

Dude I think you missed National Coming Out Day by more than a month ;)

Awww... true love<3 That's so cute :) Way to go :thumbsup

Grab a cucumber, shove it in there, and stretch her out a little.
She'll probably won't remember, but in the morning she'll think you gave her the best fuck ever.

She's bound to want some more afterwards when you're both sober again :thumbsup

Please make the sign as small as possible so as not to block any bare flesh :drinkup

Well no shit!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Having a concience is a bitch at times like these.

This is all you get OzMan.


The remnants of the striptease.....Folowed by a pic. No, I will not show more of her.

http://ampcontent.com/boardpics/Amber1.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/boardpics/Amber2.jpg

i thought you were a baller, thats a couch from the projects

is that my sister?

Bang her in the morning?

I will never doubt you again Sir :thumbsup

Nice blanket! :thumbsup

what size is that bra? Looks like at least a C cup.

i wouldn't feel bad. if you value her friendship, and she's girlfriend material, it's not really a bad thing.

it's different if you've been dating for a while and come home for some good drunken sex. that's the best.

And there are stains on my carpet from my last party. What's your point?

Let me spend a fortune on furniture so that people can fuck that up too. :thumbsup

Dating material?

She is 19...I turn 30 this month. I know better than to make that mistake.

As for drunken sex....You are 100% right. :winkwink:

lol... well, i didn't exactly figure you for a cradle robber, but to each his own :)

no fun fucking drunk chicks anyway . . . it will happen soon enough

If it was your sister...I would have fucked her without thinking twice. Your sister is kinda cute but I have ZERO respect for her.

brett has a sister? i wanna hit it.

scratch that..... i wanna hit it with aaron on the other end of her :)

Aaron,

I'm glad there's still good guys out there. I'm sure she'll respect you so much more down the road. Somedays I have my doubts about people. Today I don't!

His sister in kinda cute...But she has an attitude that bites and has sharp teeth. If I was not in his parents hour when I met her...I would have put her in her place much more than I did.

Gotta respect Brett AND his mamma's house.

Good for you Aaron!

Maybe you'll get a large reward in the morning for your patience. :thumbsup

How long till that sign gets photoshopped? :1orglaugh