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dropped9 · 12-03-2003, 11:14 PM

Today on MCL Timbo from Adultpaymaster admitted to doing so...

Now I know for sure I would never do such a thing... Razors and sack dont match.

What about you?

Babaganoosh · 12-03-2003, 11:16 PM

I always thought about it. I am just afraid of the maintenance. I think that if you were to stop shaving them they would get itchy and we all know that itchy nuts are not happy nuts.

PenetratinP · 12-03-2003, 11:16 PM

been doing it so long that I can't recall what my boys looked like hairy......

- AFN - · 12-03-2003, 11:17 PM

Wouldn't it itch more?

SleazyDream · 12-03-2003, 11:17 PM

occosionally. easier than trimming

Sly_RJ · 12-03-2003, 11:17 PM

I chopped off my balls so I would never have to ask myself the question "to shave or not to shave".

nofx · 12-03-2003, 11:18 PM

i've done it a few times, it sucks when the hair starts growing back, it gets all prickly and stuff and you have to keep shifting how you sit. just a warning

Tease · 12-03-2003, 11:18 PM

skrog · 12-03-2003, 11:19 PM

You gotta shave the balls. The ladies don't like hairy balls and dick.

MetaMan · 12-03-2003, 11:21 PM

i shave my balls,
unless u shave like a wild animal it doesnt rip ur sack, if u ever need a live documentary dont hestiate to ask Headboard

when girls so a shaved sack they trigger the word teabag in their brain.

dropped9 · 12-03-2003, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i shave my balls,
unless u shave like a wild animal it doesnt rip ur sack, if u ever need a live documentary dont hestiate to ask Headboard

when girls so a shaved sack they trigger the word teabag in their brain.

I always knew you had the hots for me...

TaylorM · 12-03-2003, 11:27 PM

To all of you MEN that said YES to shaving your balls, a HUGE thank you!

A tip for you non-shavers, Gillette Silk Effects razor. It has wires over the blades so you won't cut yourself and it is an extra close shave as well.

My man shaves his and I wouldn't have it any other way!

dropped9 · 12-03-2003, 11:27 PM

What about razor burn?

MetaMan · 12-03-2003, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless

I always knew you had the hots for me...

lol i had so many typos in that post but u still understood, i think its the deep love and understanding for me that keeps u alive.

Babaganoosh · 12-03-2003, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaylorM
To all of you MEN that said YES to shaving your balls, a HUGE thank you!

A tip for you non-shavers, Gillette Silk Effects razor. It has wires over the blades so you won't cut yourself and it is an extra close shave as well.

My man shaves his and I wouldn't have it any other way!

That's it. Tomorrow I shave the furry beanbag.

TaylorM · 12-03-2003, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
What about razor burn?

I don't get razor burn and I use it under my arms and every where else.

Another tip, use shaving gel or lotion!!!!

TaylorM · 12-03-2003, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

That's it. Tomorrow I shave the furry beanbag.

Rock on and

to you!

dropped9 · 12-03-2003, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

That's it. Tomorrow I shave the furry beanbag.

Good luck man! Go forth andshave!

dropped9 · 12-03-2003, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan

lol i had so many typos in that post but u still understood, i think its the deep love and understanding for me that keeps u alive.

No I used my ebonics translator.

fuzebox · 12-03-2003, 11:33 PM

I started this past summer, it's great

Feels awesome when the gf goes down on me too... Won't go back!

It'll itch like hell for the first couple of shaves though, just a warning.

MetaMan · 12-03-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless

No I used my ebonics translator.

lol lol,
i use my trailor translator to understand you.
exclusive software from Jed and Bob from the local blackhawk trailer park. they said it would help me understand u.

muchmoreporn · 12-03-2003, 11:34 PM

going to make a fool of myself now... here goes...

if you ever shave down there, you will get theses nasty little bumps once in awhile from the hairs growing back, or i did anyways, and it would iche like fuck, could never sit right. so one day i shaved and being scared of the pain again, i decided to put after shace on the upper part, not my balls, but close enough.. never did put that shit on my face, it did not help, and i still dont know what the purpose of it is. besides burning my fucking balls off.. definatlly one of the most dumbest things ive done.

i trim always, hair if fucking nasty, sure hope i never meet a bushy women.

BV · 12-03-2003, 11:36 PM

the chicks dig a smooth chicken sack!

dropped9 · 12-03-2003, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan

lol lol,
i use my trailor translator to understand you.
exclusive software from Jed and Bob from the local blackhawk trailer park. they said it would help me understand u.

Can u beat mario brother 3 in under 11 minutes? No? Then stfu!

Gemini · 12-03-2003, 11:39 PM

Headie... that would mean you'd have to BUY a new razor... not use one of the trashpicked ones you normally use!

Just think of all that gel shaving cream down there and............

fuzebox · 12-03-2003, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by muchmoreporn
going to make a fool of myself now... here goes...

if you ever shave down there, you will get theses nasty little bumps once in awhile from the hairs growing back, or i did anyways, and it would iche like fuck, could never sit right. so one day i shaved and being scared of the pain again, i decided to put after shace on the upper part, not my balls, but close enough.. never did put that shit on my face, it did not help, and i still dont know what the purpose of it is. besides burning my fucking balls off.. definatlly one of the most dumbest things ive done.

i trim always, hair if fucking nasty, sure hope i never meet a bushy women.

They're called ingrown hairs. It's from stubble poking back into your skin and then growing into a ball... If it's bad enough it'll look like a pimple. I popped one and pulled a 1/2" hair out, so you gotta be careful. Get the area warm/hot beforehand (long shower, hot wet cloth, whatever), use shaving gel, and then put on lotion afterwards.

Man this thread is getting weird

muchmoreporn · 12-03-2003, 11:41 PM

lmfao, i heard once to uses underarm deordante there as well.

dropped9 · 12-03-2003, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Headie... that would mean you'd have to BUY a new razor... not use one of the trashpicked ones you normally use!

Just think of all that gel shaving cream down there and............

PERVET!

Gemini · 12-03-2003, 11:48 PM

Don't laugh much-- it works (roll on anyhow)

Guys all cry about this, do you think women have it easier somehow? Nope! So every time you see a woman thats shaven... remember how much work she goes thru to keep it that way. ;-)

dropped9 · 12-03-2003, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Don't laugh much-- it works (roll on anyhow)

Guys all cry about this, do you think women have it easier somehow? Nope! So every time you see a woman thats shaven... remember how much work she goes thru to keep it that way. ;-)

Yeah but a woman is packaged much nicer... Nothing dangling in the way....

Gemini · 12-04-2003, 12:01 AM

Headless... run down to the sporting goods tomorrow and get yourself one of those lights that you strap on your head and some good batteries.

Then you look REALLLLLL close on your GF... and tell me its easier. ;-) YOU can pull and such to make things tight and its alllll outside... get the drift darlin'?

fuzebox · 12-04-2003, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless

Yeah but a woman is packaged much nicer... Nothing dangling in the way....

Dude at first you think you gotta be so careful (and of course you do), but after you do it a couple of times you'll realize there's nothing to it. If you're used to shaving with a razor, it's easy stuff. Watch out for veins, pull everything tight, and you're good to go

dropped9 · 12-04-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Headless... run down to the sporting goods tomorrow and get yourself one of those lights that you strap on your head and some good batteries.

Then you look REALLLLLL close on your GF... and tell me its easier. ;-) YOU can pull and such to make things tight and its alllll outside... get the drift darlin'?

Now your talking bout doing some work!GEESH!

dropped9 · 12-04-2003, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
the chicks dig a smooth chicken sack!

Smells like fish tastes like chicken?

Yo Adrian · 12-04-2003, 12:28 AM

Hell yeah I shave my balls.. wifie luvs the smooth sack

gornyhuy · 12-04-2003, 12:43 AM

The debate I always have is: where do you stop shaving and start with the short beard trimmer?

I definitely don't want to shave the whole region, and even if you did at some point you have to make the decision to stop and transition into leg/belly hair.

there is inevitably going to be a weird bare to hair line.
????

xxxoutsourcing · 12-04-2003, 12:50 AM

Lets see....

Would you go for a picknic in a BUSHY GARDEN!!!!!
Trimmed and clean is the way to go.

PersianKitty · 12-04-2003, 12:51 AM

Don't have any of those dangly thangs.

SomeCreep · 12-04-2003, 12:56 AM

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

Babaganoosh · 12-04-2003, 12:57 AM

http://www.blacktable.com/shaveballs030211.htm

http://www.pubicshave.com

Google owns me.

SoundMan · 12-04-2003, 01:01 AM

My wife did it once while i was sleeping.. boy was I Pissed!

That is the worst - It ITCHES like Hell!

NEVER TRY IT OR AVOID at all costs..

NO/SHAVE.........................

Lensman · 12-04-2003, 01:11 AM

What would a guy called "Headless" know about nuts?

DirtyRider · 12-04-2003, 02:24 AM

I got bored last week and decided to shave my nuts and the upper region. So far not too much itch. But damn, i really need to find something better to do when i'm bored

Why · 12-04-2003, 02:27 AM

my nuts are clean shaven, if i know im hooking up with some poon later.

want a pic?

LeoneMafia · 12-04-2003, 02:32 AM

Yess I am..
Every second 2 I got them shaved, fresh and clean

MrLeone

OzMan · 12-04-2003, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuzebox

They're called ingrown hairs. It's from stubble poking back into your skin and then growing into a ball... If it's bad enough it'll look like a pimple. I popped one and pulled a 1/2" hair out, so you gotta be careful. Get the area warm/hot beforehand (long shower, hot wet cloth, whatever), use shaving gel, and then put on lotion afterwards.

Man this thread is getting weird

Good advice.

Easy to get carried away.
Start with a beard trimmer in front and b4 ya know it you are doing your toes

I didn't know GFY had so many metrosexuals

smack · 12-04-2003, 02:37 AM

hmmmm i dunno. i've been debating this one for a whie with myself. and there's down sides to both.

but if i slip and cut myself...... i'll fucking cry haha.

and razor burn down there would be fucking unbearable.

i do trim and even when i trim to short it drives me insane.

i'm gonna need to think more before i make this life change.

Furious_Female · 12-04-2003, 02:40 AM

http://www.baldheadshine.com

Why · 12-04-2003, 02:42 AM

i wonder if you could get them waxed.

SomeCreep · 12-04-2003, 02:43 AM

50 shaved sacks

12-03-2003, 11:14 PM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Do you shave your balls? Today on MCL Timbo from Adultpaymaster admitted to doing so... Now I know for sure I would never do such a thing... Razors and sack dont match. What about you?

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I always thought about it. I am just afraid of the maintenance. I think that if you were to stop shaving them they would get itchy and we all know that itchy nuts are not happy nuts. __________________ I like pie.

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12-04-2003, 01:01 AM	#41
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12-04-2003, 01:11 AM	#42
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12-04-2003, 02:24 AM	#43
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12-04-2003, 02:27 AM	#44
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	my nuts are clean shaven, if i know im hooking up with some poon later. want a pic?

12-04-2003, 02:32 AM	#45
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12-04-2003, 02:37 AM	#47
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	hmmmm i dunno. i've been debating this one for a whie with myself. and there's down sides to both. but if i slip and cut myself...... i'll fucking cry haha. and razor burn down there would be fucking unbearable. i do trim and even when i trim to short it drives me insane. i'm gonna need to think more before i make this life change. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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12-04-2003, 02:42 AM	#49
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12-04-2003, 02:43 AM	#50
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