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#1 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Massapequa, NY, USA
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What would you do with a million dollars???
What would you do??? I would travel for a year and see evry place in the world that I can ina year. Tell me what you would do???
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#2 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A
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I'd hire a hitman to shoot you, you stupid fuck.
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rainforest
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I would go to Harlem and buy SweetJimmy a new cardboard box to live in
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#4 |
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Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A
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Fuck you Scraper!!! What else do people do at bars?
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#5 |
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Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A
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you see this guy? I'm gonna shout "Everyone eats at the nearest restaraunt!" So there. Chew on that Koala boy.
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#6 |
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Location: ON,Canada
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I would go fuck myself
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A
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We'll thats a waste. If you would charge yourself a million dollars what would you charge someone else?
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#8 |
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i would also have SweetJimmy off'd
hes nothing but ghetto garbage anyhow.... hire some kind of Klan to do it maybe |
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#9 |
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Location: ON,Canada
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I'd rather fuck myself than you guys
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#10 |
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ok, this post is getting lame. hats off too scraper for putting in an effort. the rest of you suck ass.
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#11 |
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fucker, your wit is about as razor-sharp as my dick.
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#12 |
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Rose you ain't nuthin' but a trick ass beeyatch. If I saw you on the street I'd make you part of my stable faster than you can say crack ho.
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#13 |
2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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Location: Back in Texas!
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I would pay Rose to fuck herself while I watched
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#14 |
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Location: ON,Canada
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sweetjimmy
You are not too intelligent, are you? ------------------ Proud to be Canadian [This message has been edited by Rose (edited 01-27-2001).] |
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#15 |
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Location: Massapequa, NY, USA
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rose, you are cool I think sweetjimmy is nothing but a punk ass bitch.
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buy the hun and turn it into a paysite
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#17 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Invest it, a modest 15% return on 1M would start rolling over nicely in a few years
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#18 |
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Location: Las Vegas, NV
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If I had a million in cash, I'd throw it all over my bed, get naked and do a live webcam feed!
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#19 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Ohio
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I don't know.
But with a BILLION dollars, I would buy some land, build a huge racetrack, and then by shitloads of expensive cars, and drive them around all day long. THAT'S what I'd do with a BILLION. I might buy a Mustang with a million or sumthin. |
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#20 |
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Location: haifa, israel
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id buy tons of recording eqwipment and expensive guitars and amplifiers, a car, some cds, dvd and a big tv, new stereo, maybe go on a trip to usa,,,, the rest of the money id give to my parents
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#21 |
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Location: FtWorth,TX
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Invest 30%,nice house few cars.
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#22 |
ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
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Hell someone give the cash go girlie...I wanna see that!
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#23 |
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Location: Kiss my yankee dick.
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I'd keep doing what I do now, but I'd enjoy wasting the interest!
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#24 |
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Location: Burbank, Ca
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I say we take up a collection for Girlies webcam show
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#25 |
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Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
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I would refuse to take the money
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#26 |
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Location: Israel
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First give me the money than I'll tell you
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#27 |
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A million bucks? Hell...my wife already spent it.
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#28 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right behind you, staring schemingly into your frail skull...
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#29 |
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From the movie Office Space:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. Lawrence: What about you, what would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit. |
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#30 |
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tar and feather you mom
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I'd buy a couple of holiday homes in nice sunny countries
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invest to make it more money
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#36 |
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I'd buy a 1998 Canadian penny
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#37 |
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If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had million dollars Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we?d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That?s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) If I had a million dollars I?d buy your love If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd be rich |
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Change it up to dollar bills and hit up the strip club
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