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Old 01-27-2001, 09:01 AM   #1
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What would you do with a million dollars???

What would you do??? I would travel for a year and see evry place in the world that I can ina year. Tell me what you would do???
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:28 AM   #2
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I'd hire a hitman to shoot you, you stupid fuck.
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:31 AM   #3
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I would go to Harlem and buy SweetJimmy a new cardboard box to live in

Then shout everyone drinks at the nearest bar.
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:39 AM   #4
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Fuck you Scraper!!! What else do people do at bars?
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:41 AM   #5
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you see this guy? I'm gonna shout "Everyone eats at the nearest restaraunt!" So there. Chew on that Koala boy.
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:42 AM   #6
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I would go fuck myself

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Old 01-27-2001, 11:44 AM   #7
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We'll thats a waste. If you would charge yourself a million dollars what would you charge someone else?
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:46 AM   #8
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i would also have SweetJimmy off'd

hes nothing but ghetto garbage anyhow....
hire some kind of Klan to do it maybe
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:47 AM   #9
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I'd rather fuck myself than you guys

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Old 01-27-2001, 11:51 AM   #10
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ok, this post is getting lame. hats off too scraper for putting in an effort. the rest of you suck ass.
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:52 AM   #11
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fucker, your wit is about as razor-sharp as my dick.
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Old 01-27-2001, 11:59 AM   #12
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Rose you ain't nuthin' but a trick ass beeyatch. If I saw you on the street I'd make you part of my stable faster than you can say crack ho.

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Old 01-27-2001, 12:47 PM   #13
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I would pay Rose to fuck herself while I watched
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Old 01-27-2001, 01:05 PM   #14
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You are not too intelligent, are you?

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Old 01-27-2001, 03:25 PM   #15
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rose, you are cool I think sweetjimmy is nothing but a punk ass bitch.
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Old 01-27-2001, 03:28 PM   #16
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buy the hun and turn it into a paysite
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Old 01-27-2001, 03:54 PM   #17
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Invest it, a modest 15% return on 1M would start rolling over nicely in a few years

I might have to buy myself a nice dinner first though...

ciao
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Old 01-27-2001, 04:07 PM   #18
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If I had a million in cash, I'd throw it all over my bed, get naked and do a live webcam feed!

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Old 01-27-2001, 04:15 PM   #19
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I don't know.

But with a BILLION dollars, I would buy some land, build a huge racetrack, and then by shitloads of expensive cars, and drive them around all day long.

THAT'S what I'd do with a BILLION.

I might buy a Mustang with a million or sumthin.
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Old 01-27-2001, 05:52 PM   #20
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id buy tons of recording eqwipment and expensive guitars and amplifiers, a car, some cds, dvd and a big tv, new stereo, maybe go on a trip to usa,,,, the rest of the money id give to my parents
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Old 01-27-2001, 06:11 PM   #21
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Invest 30%,nice house few cars.
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Old 01-27-2001, 06:12 PM   #22
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Hell someone give the cash go girlie...I wanna see that!

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Old 01-27-2001, 06:50 PM   #23
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I'd keep doing what I do now, but I'd enjoy wasting the interest!
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Old 01-27-2001, 07:15 PM   #24
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I say we take up a collection for Girlies webcam show

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Old 01-27-2001, 07:20 PM   #25
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I would refuse to take the money
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Old 01-27-2001, 08:01 PM   #26
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First give me the money than I'll tell you
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Old 01-27-2001, 08:10 PM   #27
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A million bucks? Hell...my wife already spent it.

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Old 12-03-2003, 08:40 AM   #28
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Old 12-03-2003, 08:46 AM   #29
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From the movie Office Space:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?

Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Well yeah.

Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
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Old 12-03-2003, 08:52 AM   #30
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:09 AM   #31
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Invest it, a modest 15% return on 1M would start rolling over nicely in a few years

I might have to buy myself a nice dinner first though...

ciao
i'd def invest it and probably keep working for a few more years then eventually i'd move to an island and build a beach front home and get a T1 line and still keep working a little, go scuba diving, fishing and surfing all the time... oh and I'd probably invite some hot stud to give me oil rub downs when i feel it's needed (daily;-)



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Old 12-03-2003, 09:12 AM   #32
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I'd buy a couple of holiday homes in nice sunny countries
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:20 AM   #33
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:33 AM   #34
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From the movie Office Space:

Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
haha! someone had to post this.... funny as hell movie!


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Old 12-03-2003, 09:34 AM   #35
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i'd def invest it and probably keep working for a few more years then eventually i'd move to an island and build a beach front home and get a T1 line and still keep working a little, go scuba diving, fishing and surfing all the time... oh and I'd probably invite some hot stud to give me oil rub downs when i feel it's needed (daily;-)




i take it rocki's a girl...well, i hope
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:57 AM   #36
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:33 AM   #37
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If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
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(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
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And buy really expensive ketchups with it
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If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
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(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
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(If I had a million dollars)
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(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:37 AM   #38
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What would you do??? I would travel for a year and see evry place in the world that I can ina year. Tell me what you would do???
you don't need a million dollars for that
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:38 AM   #39
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buy the hun and turn it into a paysite
heheheh.. get acces for 19.95/month
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:45 AM   #40
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Change it up to dollar bills and hit up the strip club
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