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12-02-2003, 07:49 PM
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WTF is she thinking? (Pics of a model I just interviewed)
OK...Now we all know that I don't shoot perfect 10's or anything like that......BUT.....
My ad clearly states that I am seeking 18-25 year olds. This woman calls and tells me that she is 20ish. It turns out she is 36. Who knew? The phone description was not even close. Her excuse for this? "I figured you would have to see me to understand my value to you." She wants a career in the video side of the porn industry. Normally I would not have even had her get naked...But I figure that with such value and all....She deserved every possible chance for exposure that I could offer her. Enjoy.    |
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12-02-2003, 07:51 PM
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OHMYG OD!@ESDA
fucking shoot me I hate you aaron! arrrghhhh the wedding is SOOOOO off
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12-02-2003, 07:52 PM
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Did she drive up in this?
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12-02-2003, 07:52 PM
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karma mutha fucka
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12-02-2003, 07:52 PM
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Holy shit!
I know what youre talking about...when i place ads asking for girls 18-25 i get everything but teens on the phone. Old crack whores, gays, gay make up artists, straight guys, big black mama's and if im lucky, one young girl. People are stupid. |
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12-02-2003, 07:53 PM
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She would make decent mature content.
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12-02-2003, 07:54 PM
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I am cool
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12-02-2003, 07:54 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Sweet Jesus...I hope you didn't pay her
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12-02-2003, 07:54 PM
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How can she have a career in porn when even the neighbourhood dog would refuse to bone her? It does take two to tango...
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12-02-2003, 07:54 PM
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12-02-2003, 07:55 PM
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12-02-2003, 07:55 PM
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Exactly the type of chick that calls me. Almost EVERY girl that replies to my ad is just like this chick! "Well, I'm not the age you're looking for but... I look young!" So, how old are you? "I'm 42... but people say I look young!" Riiiight.
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12-02-2003, 07:55 PM
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I had a girls mom come down for the test shots. she must a been 60 at least I'm thinkin' "gezz the ad said 18-23" I just shut my eys and shot the pics. didn't want to hurt her feelings
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12-02-2003, 07:57 PM
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WTF! that is gross shit! i dont even know where to begin........but she certainly does not fit the ad discription!!!!!
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12-02-2003, 07:58 PM
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Kinda sad....
If I wanted to see this then I might as well put on a wig and do self portraits. |
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12-02-2003, 07:58 PM
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If she hadn't lied to you if I was you I probably would have shot her for mature content.. However, if that's the way she wants to start out a business relationship, it's probably a pretty good yardstick concerning how she's going to behave in general. Fuck her. And NOT literally... ick (I'm not into the washed up 80's type)
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12-02-2003, 07:58 PM
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You had that get naked? Wtf were you thinking Aaron ?
Did you Tap that ass ? |
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hey wait a minute!!! you got releases on those pics????
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12-02-2003, 07:59 PM
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12-02-2003, 07:59 PM
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I see the spacebulldog down there with his hand on his cock.
He fucked her didn't he? |
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12-02-2003, 07:59 PM
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I swear we just talked about this not even 2 hours ago...
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12-02-2003, 07:59 PM
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wooohooo pass the jerkins
I bet she has dentures, godamn thats hot shit |
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12-02-2003, 08:00 PM
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Why is her Belly so big??
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12-02-2003, 08:01 PM
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What did the tattoo say?
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12-02-2003, 08:01 PM
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I feel your pain.
Yesterday, one of my models called me up. This particular model has done a LOT of work for me. She told me about a friend of hers that wanted to pose. Told me she was 23, big tits, very pretty face. I think her friend got lost or traded places with someone, because this is what showed up:  AND THEN the referring model called up asking when she could come collect the referral fee I pay when someone sends me a model I can use. |
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You should call Playboy, because I think you just found the real "Women of Wal-Mart"
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12-02-2003, 08:05 PM
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Well, she's not THAT bad:
 Okay, sorry, I was taking a break from work and it's a real quickie editing job. LMAO Yeah, she would have made decent mature content but that was terrible of her to lie like that. I guess she must have been pretty desperate for money. Sorry you had to go through that, Aaron. At least you gave her a chance. 
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12-02-2003, 08:07 PM
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that is terrible
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12-02-2003, 08:07 PM
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That is wrong on so many levels.
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12-02-2003, 08:08 PM
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WHAT! Not even one cheap shot about sending her up for me to shoot?
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12-02-2003, 08:08 PM
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Aaron,
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12-02-2003, 08:10 PM
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that's nasty but if its one thing i've learned in porn is that anything can be sold.. even that...
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Actually, Donovan, this one wouldn't be half bad with some editing if anyone wanted to spend the time on her:
 Of course, I don't have the kind of time it takes to really fix her up, but you get the idea. Someone might want to get pics of her at the right price and fix them up.
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