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Old 12-02-2003, 07:41 PM   #1
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Ok, girls... I'm still single!
I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die soon. But I have a problem, nobody will have sex with me. I just want to get laid! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, anal toys...















Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?
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Old 12-02-2003, 07:43 PM   #2
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Old 12-02-2003, 07:44 PM   #3
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Only $2.99?

I just saw Fight Club the other day, now I forget the damn line...
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Old 12-02-2003, 07:48 PM   #4
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Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news. I no longer have any fear of death.

But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate
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Old 12-02-2003, 07:51 PM   #5
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hehe,i saw FC two days ago, hilarious lines
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Old 12-02-2003, 07:56 PM   #6
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Dying a virgin will have its perks... one less black mark on the books when you try to scale the fence! (Darn sure no pornographer gets thru the pearly gates!!) lmao
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Old 12-02-2003, 11:07 PM   #7
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Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news. I no longer have any fear of death.

But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate
Oh my, that's not what I heard!
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Old 12-03-2003, 12:21 AM   #8
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:13 AM   #9
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Cool... where do I sign up?
Ooo... I even like you... wanna cyber?
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:14 AM   #10
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I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die soon. But I have a problem, nobody will have sex with me. I just want to get laid! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, anal toys...















Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:16 AM   #11
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LoVe that line!
She was scary looking tho, would you give her charity dick before she died
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:19 AM   #12
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Here ya go:

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[At a cancer support meeting]
Narrator: Oh yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody.
Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death.
Chloe: But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate...
[the group leader takes the mic]
Group Leader: Thank you Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe.
IMDB does memorable quotes from movies now. I've found the passage above at:

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Old 12-03-2003, 10:24 AM   #13
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LoVe that line!
She was scary looking tho, would you give her charity dick before she died
It is your duty as a patriot!
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Old 12-03-2003, 10:56 AM   #14
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I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die a flagrant homosexual soon. But I have a problem, nobody will let me suck their cock. I just want to smoke some pole! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, a midgent named Sven, anal toys...















Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?

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Old 12-03-2003, 11:04 AM   #15
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That movie rules all...

In the DVD extras they say that they changed that line right after the super-marla-tyler fuck scene

from:
Marla: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

to:
Marla: I want to have your abortion.
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Old 12-03-2003, 11:08 AM   #17
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I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die soon. But I have a problem, nobody will have sex with me. I just want to get laid! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, anal toys...


Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?
"Well, I'm still here -- but I don't
know for how long. That's as much
certainty as anyone can give me. but
I've got some good news -- I no
longer have any fear of death.
But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
No one will have sex with me. I'm so
close to the end and all I want is to
get laid for the last time. I have
pornographic movies in my apartment,
and lubricants and amyl nitrate ..."
~Chloe~

All sorts of quotes from Fight Club:
http://jacksurl.distantminds.com/index3.html

LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:02 AM   #19
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:07 AM   #20
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:14 AM   #21
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Dying a virgin will have its perks... one less black mark on the books when you try to scale the fence! (Darn sure no pornographer gets thru the pearly gates!!) lmao
That's assuming the pearly gates exist in the first place
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:20 AM   #22
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