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Sly_RJ

12-02-2003 07:41 PM

Ok, girls... I'm still single!

I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die soon. But I have a problem, nobody will have sex with me. I just want to get laid! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, anal toys...

Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?

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12-02-2003 07:43 PM

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Sly_RJ

12-02-2003 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Girls Who Want to FUCK
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:1orglaugh

Only $2.99?

I just saw Fight Club the other day, now I forget the damn line...

Tylo	12-02-2003 07:48 PM

Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news. I no longer have any fear of death.

But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate

Theo	12-02-2003 07:51 PM

hehe,i saw FC two days ago, hilarious lines

Gemini

12-02-2003 07:56 PM

Dying a virgin will have its perks... one less black mark on the books when you try to scale the fence! (Darn sure no pornographer gets thru the pearly gates!!) lmao

Candice

12-02-2003 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tylo
Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news. I no longer have any fear of death.

But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate

Oh my, that's not what I heard! :winkwink:

Furious_Female

12-03-2003 12:21 AM

Cool... where do I sign up? :winkwink:

Sly_RJ

12-03-2003 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
Cool... where do I sign up? :winkwink:

Ooo... I even like you... wanna cyber? :Graucho

johnbosh

12-03-2003 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die soon. But I have a problem, nobody will have sex with me. I just want to get laid! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, anal toys...

Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?

Tofu	12-03-2003 10:16 AM

LoVe that line!
She was scary looking tho, would you give her charity dick before she died:question :question :question

KobyBoy

12-03-2003 10:19 AM

Here ya go:

Quote:

[At a cancer support meeting]
Narrator: Oh yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody.
Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death.
Chloe: But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate...
[the group leader takes the mic]
Group Leader: Thank you Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe.

IMDB does memorable quotes from movies now. I've found the passage above at:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes

liquidmoe

12-03-2003 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
LoVe that line!
She was scary looking tho, would you give her charity dick before she died:question :question :question

It is your duty as a patriot! :thumbsup

Superterrorizer

12-03-2003 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die a flagrant homosexual soon. But I have a problem, nobody will let me suck their cock. I just want to smoke some pole! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, a midgent named Sven, anal toys...

Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?

FAG

gornyhuy

12-03-2003 11:04 AM

That movie rules all...

In the DVD extras they say that they changed that line right after the super-marla-tyler fuck scene

from:
Marla: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

to:
Marla: I want to have your abortion.

axelcat

12-03-2003 11:07 AM

Dude call a hooker:thumbsup

Sly_RJ

12-03-2003 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Superterrorizer

FAG

So?

candyflip

12-03-2003 11:13 AM

Quote:

"Well, I'm still here -- but I don't
know for how long. That's as much
certainty as anyone can give me. but
I've got some good news -- I no
longer have any fear of death.
But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
No one will have sex with me. I'm so
close to the end and all I want is to
get laid for the last time. I have
pornographic movies in my apartment,
and lubricants and amyl nitrate ..."
~Chloe~

All sorts of quotes from Fight Club:
http://jacksurl.distantminds.com/index3.html

LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!

Candice

12-04-2003 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Superterrorizer

FAG

you're a rude little fuck :321GFY

On-top

12-04-2003 04:07 AM

Hahaha...Fight Club rocks.

$5 submissions

12-04-2003 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Dying a virgin will have its perks... one less black mark on the books when you try to scale the fence! (Darn sure no pornographer gets thru the pearly gates!!) lmao

That's assuming the pearly gates exist in the first place:):thumbsup

quiet

12-04-2003 04:20 AM

absolutely kick ass film. good book too.

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