OWNED! Fucked Up! Teenage Surf Champ Meets Shark :( - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 10-31-2003, 06:20 PM

http://starbulletin.com/breaking/breaking.php?id=2074

This story is soooo sad. Kid was a promising surfer and a shark snagged her arm. Gonna see my boys and see if we can get some donations for the kid.

Why · 10-31-2003, 06:31 PM

that sucks.... but for as many people go out into the water each day, that might have sharks. i think your safer in the water then a car.

foolio · 10-31-2003, 06:33 PM

You put "OWNED" then say its so sad........

um, ok

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-31-2003, 06:40 PM

How devastating.. she is so young..

You never know.. we might be seeing a famous one armed surfing pro in the near future

yo, greg..e-mail me..

Brad-Wishing · 10-31-2003, 06:40 PM

DAMN. That's awful!

Scott McD · 10-31-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by foolio
You put "OWNED" then say its so sad........

um, ok

That's what i was thinking.

Hmmm....

Jinx_Co · 10-31-2003, 07:15 PM

Maybe it's sad that she got OWNED?

klik · 10-31-2003, 07:18 PM

500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-31-2003, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

she was only 13, fuck nut.. so shut the fuck up already..

jas1552 · 10-31-2003, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

she was only 13, fuck nut.. so shut the fuck up already..

13 and 3/4

KMR Stitch · 10-31-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

What are you some kind KOOK?

I don't think you could even paddle 100 yards against the current and breaks.

I would paddle 1 mile (5280feet) even more for a wave

.

Amputate Your Head · 11-01-2003, 11:26 PM

Teen surfing star attacked by shark

Bethany Hamilton loses left arm in attack off Kauai

ASSOCIATED PRESS

LIHUE, Hawaii, Nov. 1 ? The water was clear and there was no indication of danger when a 13-year-old surfing star went out on the waves with her best friend and her friend?s father. But while Bethany Hamilton was lying on her board off Kauai?s North Shore, a shark bit once and then disappeared, taking off her left arm just below the shoulder.

link to full story (MSNBC)

this was on the news here tonight.... sucks big time. She's lucky to be alive.

Living For Today · 11-01-2003, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

obviously not you you fucking fat computer nerd fuck. get off your fat ass and do something instead of being a smartass fat fuck who thinks he knows fuck all about anything.

do u guys have shark nets in america?

OzMan · 11-02-2003, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch

What are you some kind KOOK?

I don't think you could even paddle 100 yards against the current and breaks.

I would paddle 1 mile (5280feet) even more for a wave

.

who · 11-02-2003, 04:47 AM

That's not very bloody nice at all.

But why do they always use the word 'attack'? The shark isn't 'attacking' anything.. it's looking for food, and goes in for a nibble or so.. it's not 'attacking'.. and there's too much histeria caused by people using words like that. Apart from histeria it also creates a certain thrill or danger for people who want to 'brave the sharks' and get all macho because they didn't get 'attacked'...

not that that poor girl was trying to be macho.

Poor girl, but they can do wonders with surgery these days and She's still alive and I bet she'll keep surfing too.. good luck!

Gimme her paypal account, she needs a donation

boardersweetie · 11-02-2003, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

You paddle out to where the waves are. I doubt you're on the coast or a surfer for that matter. But I'm sure even your lazy ass watched MTV Surf Girls or something. They weren't taking boats out to look cool. Big waves aren't always 2 feet from shore.

Poo-Chee · 11-02-2003, 05:00 AM

Very Sad

DarkJedi · 11-02-2003, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
You put "OWNED" then say its so sad........

um, ok

Exactly. What a fucktard.

Poor kid, her whole life is fucked up now.

reynold · 11-02-2003, 05:12 AM

fsfaz · 11-02-2003, 05:13 AM

Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)

funkmaster · 11-02-2003, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

... I am neither a fat computer nerd nor am I a surfer ... but I agree with this !

funkmaster · 11-02-2003, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz
Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)

http://www.gopple.org/

DarkJedi · 11-02-2003, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz
Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)

stfu noob.

fsfaz · 11-02-2003, 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

stfu noob.

I have a feeling I've been around the web (and quite possibly the world) allot longer then you. Just because I don't post on GFY all day doesn't mean I'm a "noob".

DarkJedi · 11-02-2003, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz

I have a feeling I've been around the web (and quite possibly the world) allot longer then you. Just because I don't post on GFY all day doesn't mean I'm a "noob".

dont like something ?

Greg B · 11-02-2003, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz
Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)

Because you get a better response to the breaking news HERE at GFY than anyplace else. No holds barred and the best snaps and cracks and comebacks than a high school courtyard after a sex education film.

Oughtta be live with play by play commentary.

You want pussied up mommy help me news go elsewhere... you want news you can use to abuse come to GFY.

Sifu · 11-02-2003, 06:38 AM

Man that sucks , god bless her and if you do start a real charity fund. hit me up

Carrie · 11-02-2003, 07:44 AM

This girl is somewhat of a phenomenon. I saw a tv special on her a few months ago. She's got sponsorships out the ying-yang. I'm not so sure that she needs donations, but I'm sure she could use cards and letters encouraging her to keep surfing. In one article I read, her father said she is "back and forth" on whether or not she'll keep going.

Here's a page where you can get more info on her:
http://www.hanaleisurf.com/surf_team.htm

Be sure to check the video of her surfing.

BRISK · 11-02-2003, 07:47 AM

Trax · 11-02-2003, 08:02 AM

ouch
that sucks

klik · 11-02-2003, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch

What are you some kind KOOK?

I don't think you could even paddle 100 yards against the current and breaks.

I would paddle 1 mile (5280feet) even more for a wave

.

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today

obviously not you you fucking fat computer nerd fuck. get off your fat ass and do something instead of being a smartass fat fuck who thinks he knows fuck all about anything.

do u guys have shark nets in america?

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie

You paddle out to where the waves are. I doubt you're on the coast or a surfer for that matter. But I'm sure even your lazy ass watched MTV Surf Girls or something. They weren't taking boats out to look cool. Big waves aren't always 2 feet from shore.

ROFL@YOU ALL.

i dont even know where to start with all these.

check my location..
you're right.. surfing is a mystery to my 'fat ass'.

stupid fuckin llamas.

Living For Today · 11-02-2003, 08:49 AM

not bad for a 13 year old.

Greg B · 11-02-2003, 09:56 AM

What's sooo ill here is not only did a kid lose an arm, it's the math involved, the 'Where was God?' thingie...

Of all the people swimming in the ocean that day all over the world, the odds of one shark strong enough and impulsed enough to target that one person... The odds have got to be astronomical. Shark attacks are so rare yet the littlelest bite makes headlines. You've more of a chance of losing an arm or life in the average bathroom. Yet somehow, someway, 1 friggin' shark out of the umpteen millions in the ocean picks that one kid of millions of people who swim in the ocean each day...

SUCKS is all I can say. I hope they get her a new arm or figure some way to grow her a new one with all this fancy shmancy genetic engineering going on. I'll bet if she stands up and fights with even a prosthetic arm she'll be back in there at championship level anyhow.

As ironic as it seems in this twilight zone of a world, scientists will probably find the secret of regrowing limbs from some substance in shark blood or tissue. It fucking figures.

PoOoOOooOoo! · 12-02-2003, 03:40 AM

johnbosh · 12-02-2003, 03:42 AM

maxdaname · 12-02-2003, 08:37 AM

ouch!

Poo-Chee · 12-02-2003, 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by PoOoOOooOoo!

LeeNoga · 12-02-2003, 08:56 AM

They did trap for the shark that was hanging around for a week or so and killed it, it was a great white I believe and the bite circumference seemed in the range...

Nibble my ass, he flossed his teeth with a chunk of her surf board. She is very inspirational, saw her on Primetime a few weeks ago.

10-31-2003, 06:20 PM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	OWNED! Fucked Up! Teenage Surf Champ Meets Shark :( http://starbulletin.com/breaking/breaking.php?id=2074 This story is soooo sad. Kid was a promising surfer and a shark snagged her arm. Gonna see my boys and see if we can get some donations for the kid.

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11-01-2003, 11:26 PM	#12
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Teen surfing star attacked by shark Bethany Hamilton loses left arm in attack off Kauai ASSOCIATED PRESS LIHUE, Hawaii, Nov. 1 ? The water was clear and there was no indication of danger when a 13-year-old surfing star went out on the waves with her best friend and her friend?s father. But while Bethany Hamilton was lying on her board off Kauai?s North Shore, a shark bit once and then disappeared, taking off her left arm just below the shoulder. link to full story (MSNBC) this was on the news here tonight.... sucks big time. She's lucky to be alive. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

10-31-2003, 06:31 PM	#2
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	that sucks.... but for as many people go out into the water each day, that might have sharks. i think your safer in the water then a car.

10-31-2003, 06:40 PM	#4
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	How devastating.. she is so young.. You never know.. we might be seeing a famous one armed surfing pro in the near future yo, greg..e-mail me..

10-31-2003, 07:18 PM	#8
klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	500 yards off shore? who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore? stupid bitch.

11-02-2003, 04:47 AM	#15
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	That's not very bloody nice at all. But why do they always use the word 'attack'? The shark isn't 'attacking' anything.. it's looking for food, and goes in for a nibble or so.. it's not 'attacking'.. and there's too much histeria caused by people using words like that. Apart from histeria it also creates a certain thrill or danger for people who want to 'brave the sharks' and get all macho because they didn't get 'attacked'... not that that poor girl was trying to be macho. Poor girl, but they can do wonders with surgery these days and She's still alive and I bet she'll keep surfing too.. good luck! Gimme her paypal account, she needs a donation

11-02-2003, 05:00 AM	#17
Poo-Chee So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 3,560	Very Sad

11-02-2003, 05:12 AM	#19
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fsfaz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hollyweird, CA Posts: 747	Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)

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Sifu Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: So Cal Posts: 1,791	Man that sucks , god bless her and if you do start a real charity fund. hit me up __________________ ICQ: 317-769-855

11-02-2003, 07:44 AM	#28
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	This girl is somewhat of a phenomenon. I saw a tv special on her a few months ago. She's got sponsorships out the ying-yang. I'm not so sure that she needs donations, but I'm sure she could use cards and letters encouraging her to keep surfing. In one article I read, her father said she is "back and forth" on whether or not she'll keep going. Here's a page where you can get more info on her: http://www.hanaleisurf.com/surf_team.htm Be sure to check the video of her surfing.

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11-02-2003, 08:02 AM	#30
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	ouch that sucks

11-02-2003, 08:49 AM	#32
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	not bad for a 13 year old.

11-02-2003, 09:56 AM	#33
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	What's sooo ill here is not only did a kid lose an arm, it's the math involved, the 'Where was God?' thingie... Of all the people swimming in the ocean that day all over the world, the odds of one shark strong enough and impulsed enough to target that one person... The odds have got to be astronomical. Shark attacks are so rare yet the littlelest bite makes headlines. You've more of a chance of losing an arm or life in the average bathroom. Yet somehow, someway, 1 friggin' shark out of the umpteen millions in the ocean picks that one kid of millions of people who swim in the ocean each day... SUCKS is all I can say. I hope they get her a new arm or figure some way to grow her a new one with all this fancy shmancy genetic engineering going on. I'll bet if she stands up and fights with even a prosthetic arm she'll be back in there at championship level anyhow. As ironic as it seems in this twilight zone of a world, scientists will probably find the secret of regrowing limbs from some substance in shark blood or tissue. It fucking figures.

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PoOoOOooOoo! So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 65

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maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	ouch!

12-02-2003, 08:56 AM	#38
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	They did trap for the shark that was hanging around for a week or so and killed it, it was a great white I believe and the bite circumference seemed in the range... Nibble my ass, he flossed his teeth with a chunk of her surf board. She is very inspirational, saw her on Primetime a few weeks ago.