GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   OWNED! Fucked Up! Teenage Surf Champ Meets Shark :( (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=192435)

Greg B 10-31-2003 06:20 PM

OWNED! Fucked Up! Teenage Surf Champ Meets Shark :(
 
http://starbulletin.com/breaking/breaking.php?id=2074

This story is soooo sad. Kid was a promising surfer and a shark snagged her arm. Gonna see my boys and see if we can get some donations for the kid.

Why 10-31-2003 06:31 PM

that sucks.... but for as many people go out into the water each day, that might have sharks. i think your safer in the water then a car.

foolio 10-31-2003 06:33 PM

You put "OWNED" then say its so sad........

um, ok

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-31-2003 06:40 PM

How devastating.. she is so young..:(

You never know.. we might be seeing a famous one armed surfing pro in the near future



yo, greg..e-mail me..

Brad-Wishing 10-31-2003 06:40 PM

DAMN. That's awful!

Scott McD 10-31-2003 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
You put "OWNED" then say its so sad........

um, ok

That's what i was thinking.

Hmmm....

Jinx_Co 10-31-2003 07:15 PM

Maybe it's sad that she got OWNED?

klik 10-31-2003 07:18 PM

500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-31-2003 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

she was only 13, fuck nut.. so shut the fuck up already..

jas1552 10-31-2003 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


she was only 13, fuck nut.. so shut the fuck up already..

13 and 3/4

KMR Stitch 10-31-2003 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.


What are you some kind KOOK?

I don't think you could even paddle 100 yards against the current and breaks.

I would paddle 1 mile (5280feet) even more for a wave

.

Amputate Your Head 11-01-2003 11:26 PM

Teen surfing star attacked by shark

Bethany Hamilton loses left arm in attack off Kauai


ASSOCIATED PRESS

LIHUE, Hawaii, Nov. 1 ? The water was clear and there was no indication of danger when a 13-year-old surfing star went out on the waves with her best friend and her friend?s father. But while Bethany Hamilton was lying on her board off Kauai?s North Shore, a shark bit once and then disappeared, taking off her left arm just below the shoulder.


link to full story (MSNBC)


this was on the news here tonight.... sucks big time. She's lucky to be alive.

Living For Today 11-01-2003 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

obviously not you you fucking fat computer nerd fuck. get off your fat ass and do something instead of being a smartass fat fuck who thinks he knows fuck all about anything.

do u guys have shark nets in america?

OzMan 11-02-2003 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch



What are you some kind KOOK?

I don't think you could even paddle 100 yards against the current and breaks.

I would paddle 1 mile (5280feet) even more for a wave

.

:thumbsup

who 11-02-2003 04:47 AM

That's not very bloody nice at all. :(
But why do they always use the word 'attack'? The shark isn't 'attacking' anything.. it's looking for food, and goes in for a nibble or so.. it's not 'attacking'.. and there's too much histeria caused by people using words like that. Apart from histeria it also creates a certain thrill or danger for people who want to 'brave the sharks' and get all macho because they didn't get 'attacked'...

not that that poor girl was trying to be macho.

Poor girl, but they can do wonders with surgery these days and She's still alive and I bet she'll keep surfing too.. good luck!

Gimme her paypal account, she needs a donation :thumbsup

boardersweetie 11-02-2003 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

You paddle out to where the waves are. I doubt you're on the coast or a surfer for that matter. But I'm sure even your lazy ass watched MTV Surf Girls or something. They weren't taking boats out to look cool. Big waves aren't always 2 feet from shore.

Poo-Chee 11-02-2003 05:00 AM

Very Sad :(

DarkJedi 11-02-2003 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
You put "OWNED" then say its so sad........

um, ok

Exactly. What a fucktard.


Poor kid, her whole life is fucked up now. :(

reynold 11-02-2003 05:12 AM

sad

fsfaz 11-02-2003 05:13 AM

Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)

funkmaster 11-02-2003 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
500 yards off shore?
who the fuck surfs 500 YARDS off shore?

stupid bitch.

... I am neither a fat computer nerd nor am I a surfer ... but I agree with this !

funkmaster 11-02-2003 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz
Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)
http://www.gopple.org/

DarkJedi 11-02-2003 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz
Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)
stfu noob.

fsfaz 11-02-2003 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi


stfu noob.


I have a feeling I've been around the web (and quite possibly the world) allot longer then you. Just because I don't post on GFY all day doesn't mean I'm a "noob". :321GFY

DarkJedi 11-02-2003 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz



I have a feeling I've been around the web (and quite possibly the world) allot longer then you. Just because I don't post on GFY all day doesn't mean I'm a "noob". :321GFY

dont like something ?

http://www.sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/gfy1.jpg

Greg B 11-02-2003 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fsfaz
Why does everybody post the news here? Should we all start posting the latest news as it breaks? Isn't that what news.google.com is for? I know I'm not the only person w/ the Google Toolbar installed. (Click the little newspaper)
Because you get a better response to the breaking news HERE at GFY than anyplace else. No holds barred and the best snaps and cracks and comebacks than a high school courtyard after a sex education film.

Oughtta be live with play by play commentary.

You want pussied up mommy help me news go elsewhere... you want news you can use to abuse come to GFY.

Sifu 11-02-2003 06:38 AM

Man that sucks , god bless her and if you do start a real charity fund. hit me up

Carrie 11-02-2003 07:44 AM

This girl is somewhat of a phenomenon. I saw a tv special on her a few months ago. She's got sponsorships out the ying-yang. I'm not so sure that she needs donations, but I'm sure she could use cards and letters encouraging her to keep surfing. In one article I read, her father said she is "back and forth" on whether or not she'll keep going.

Here's a page where you can get more info on her:
http://www.hanaleisurf.com/surf_team.htm

Be sure to check the video of her surfing.

BRISK 11-02-2003 07:47 AM

:(

Trax 11-02-2003 08:02 AM

ouch
that sucks

klik 11-02-2003 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch



What are you some kind KOOK?

I don't think you could even paddle 100 yards against the current and breaks.

I would paddle 1 mile (5280feet) even more for a wave

.

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today


obviously not you you fucking fat computer nerd fuck. get off your fat ass and do something instead of being a smartass fat fuck who thinks he knows fuck all about anything.

do u guys have shark nets in america?

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie


You paddle out to where the waves are. I doubt you're on the coast or a surfer for that matter. But I'm sure even your lazy ass watched MTV Surf Girls or something. They weren't taking boats out to look cool. Big waves aren't always 2 feet from shore.

ROFL@YOU ALL. :1orglaugh

i dont even know where to start with all these.

check my location..
you're right.. surfing is a mystery to my 'fat ass'.

:1orglaugh stupid fuckin llamas. :321GFY

Living For Today 11-02-2003 08:49 AM

http://www.hanaleisurf.com/images/VolcumContest.JPG

not bad for a 13 year old.

Greg B 11-02-2003 09:56 AM

What's sooo ill here is not only did a kid lose an arm, it's the math involved, the 'Where was God?' thingie...

Of all the people swimming in the ocean that day all over the world, the odds of one shark strong enough and impulsed enough to target that one person... The odds have got to be astronomical. Shark attacks are so rare yet the littlelest bite makes headlines. You've more of a chance of losing an arm or life in the average bathroom. Yet somehow, someway, 1 friggin' shark out of the umpteen millions in the ocean picks that one kid of millions of people who swim in the ocean each day...

SUCKS is all I can say. I hope they get her a new arm or figure some way to grow her a new one with all this fancy shmancy genetic engineering going on. I'll bet if she stands up and fights with even a prosthetic arm she'll be back in there at championship level anyhow.

As ironic as it seems in this twilight zone of a world, scientists will probably find the secret of regrowing limbs from some substance in shark blood or tissue. It fucking figures.

PoOoOOooOoo! 12-02-2003 03:40 AM

:zzwhip

johnbosh 12-02-2003 03:42 AM

dman:(

maxdaname 12-02-2003 08:37 AM

ouch! :(

Poo-Chee 12-02-2003 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PoOoOOooOoo!
:zzwhip
:321GFY

LeeNoga 12-02-2003 08:56 AM

They did trap for the shark that was hanging around for a week or so and killed it, it was a great white I believe and the bite circumference seemed in the range...

Nibble my ass, he flossed his teeth with a chunk of her surf board. She is very inspirational, saw her on Primetime a few weeks ago.


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:30 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123