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eroswebmaster · 12-01-2003, 08:03 PM

who's always in trouble.

And I get yet another call from him...this time from some county jail in West Texas...for "unauthorized use of a motor vehicle."

This is my best friend from High School and I've watched over the years as drugs has taken him into a world of psychosis that I fear will only lead to some type of event where he's sniping people from the bell tower in Austin.

I've done all I can for him but he will not change. He's spent most of his last 10 years wandering the country.

He's got it in his head that the feds have spent most of this time trying to entrap him so they could get him to come work for them.

For awhile he was even flashing some badge that he claimed they gave to him, but the badge had no marks affiliating it with any law enforcement agency whatsoever and looked like a toy.

He wants me to call the feds, because he says he stumbled across a huge smuggling operation and called them before he took the car and now the locals are giving him a hard time.

This is apparently a state felony in Texas and he stands to do 180 days to 2 years in the State Prison.

Shit can't get better than this.

smokin · 12-01-2003, 08:05 PM

OMFG hahahaha people like that make this world interesting!!

ThunderBalls · 12-01-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

For awhile he was even flashing some badge that he claimed they gave to him, but the badge had no marks affiliating it with any law enforcement agency whatsoever and looked like a toy.

Honeyslut · 12-01-2003, 08:18 PM

Yes, I have one of those FROM high School friends ! She's on disability now and a real looney toon.

Starting at about 18-20 years old that my ex friend told crap to another of my friends when they became friends and I lost that friend. They use to go the the bars and not invite me.

She would over dose on her mother's prescription med and booze then call my Dad who was a cop to get her.

She slit her wrist's once after talking to me on the phone.

She swore she had an affair with my hub.

The 2nd to last stunt was last year when I sold my rental house she thought I should let her buy. She threaten to turn me in for child protection agency cause I make porn sites. She made up stories that the new owner was sueing us etc etc.

I told her to fuck off and the last year she been calling my house and biz line. Emailing me all the time.

I threatened to get a restraining order against her and she threatened me with counter suit cause of my porn . LOL

3 weeks ago I changed the phone number that I had for the last 7 years cause she said if my hub and I did not meet and talk to her about everything she was going to press legal charges ..

hahaha

the BITCH

I swear to God there is something in the water in the Rio Linda/El Verta area of Sacramento. Looney toon women

Katlicious72 · 12-01-2003, 08:32 PM

Eve · 12-01-2003, 08:33 PM

It's called schizophrenia, my uncle has it. Very, very sad.

mastamindz · 12-01-2003, 08:45 PM

You could have some fun with that. Dress up in an FBI uniform with night vision goggles and a gun or 2 and chase him on a tricycle.

PenetratinP · 12-01-2003, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
You could have some fun with that. Dress up in an FBI uniform with night vision goggles and a gun or 2 and chase him on a tricycle.

that's just wrong.....

....but if you do it....video tape it

Oracle Porn · 12-01-2003, 08:49 PM

axelcat · 12-01-2003, 08:59 PM

Katlicious72 · 12-01-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
You could have some fun with that. Dress up in an FBI uniform with night vision goggles and a gun or 2 and chase him on a tricycle.

OMG dude.

eroswebmaster · 12-01-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Eve
It's called schizophrenia, my uncle has it. Very, very sad.

I'm very aware that he's got some mental illness issues, I have tried numerous times to have him get help but he doesn't want anything to be put down on paper that could be brought up in family court against him when it comes to custody issues...and look where it's all leading...more serious issues that could seriously affect his custodial rights.

I've told him that the courts would at least see him seeking help as a goodwill gesture and they would probably hold more against him if he continued down this path.

jennym · 12-01-2003, 10:11 PM

If he is on drugs, and they are the cause of his problems, then jail is his best bet since he won't get help. Maybe it will get him clean, and make him realise what's up. I know jail is a terrible thing, but the alternative seems much worse.

Good luck

Furious_Female · 12-01-2003, 10:17 PM

Yeah schizophrenia. Sounds just like the movie A Beautiful Mind

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Everyone's Got that 1 Friend... who's always in trouble. And I get yet another call from him...this time from some county jail in West Texas...for "unauthorized use of a motor vehicle." This is my best friend from High School and I've watched over the years as drugs has taken him into a world of psychosis that I fear will only lead to some type of event where he's sniping people from the bell tower in Austin. I've done all I can for him but he will not change. He's spent most of his last 10 years wandering the country. He's got it in his head that the feds have spent most of this time trying to entrap him so they could get him to come work for them. For awhile he was even flashing some badge that he claimed they gave to him, but the badge had no marks affiliating it with any law enforcement agency whatsoever and looked like a toy. He wants me to call the feds, because he says he stumbled across a huge smuggling operation and called them before he took the car and now the locals are giving him a hard time. This is apparently a state felony in Texas and he stands to do 180 days to 2 years in the State Prison. Shit can't get better than this. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	Yes, I have one of those FROM high School friends ! She's on disability now and a real looney toon. Starting at about 18-20 years old that my ex friend told crap to another of my friends when they became friends and I lost that friend. They use to go the the bars and not invite me. She would over dose on her mother's prescription med and booze then call my Dad who was a cop to get her. She slit her wrist's once after talking to me on the phone. She swore she had an affair with my hub. The 2nd to last stunt was last year when I sold my rental house she thought I should let her buy. She threaten to turn me in for child protection agency cause I make porn sites. She made up stories that the new owner was sueing us etc etc. I told her to fuck off and the last year she been calling my house and biz line. Emailing me all the time. I threatened to get a restraining order against her and she threatened me with counter suit cause of my porn . LOL 3 weeks ago I changed the phone number that I had for the last 7 years cause she said if my hub and I did not meet and talk to her about everything she was going to press legal charges .. hahaha the BITCH I swear to God there is something in the water in the Rio Linda/El Verta area of Sacramento. Looney toon women __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

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