If you were worth half a million dollars... - GoFuckYourself.com

brizzad · 11-29-2003, 11:39 PM

edit: HALF A BILLION, not million
would you look this fucked up too?

stocktrader23 · 11-29-2003, 11:42 PM

If I was worth a half billion and looked like that.........

I wouldn't give a fuck either way.

nofx · 11-29-2003, 11:42 PM

who the fuck is that?

HighRoller · 11-29-2003, 11:42 PM

Master P is worth a cool 1/3 billion
but the birdman is he?

brizzad · 11-29-2003, 11:43 PM

that's baby, rapper/half owner of cash money records

nofx · 11-29-2003, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
that's baby, rapper/half owner of cash money records

when is he going to get shot?

MrIzzz · 11-29-2003, 11:45 PM

why is it that the richest rapper/producers are the ugliest fucks?

puffy, russell simmons, master p

DennisS · 11-29-2003, 11:46 PM

http://www.cashmoney-records.com

thats #1 stunna a.k.a BIRDMAN ;)

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 11:48 PM

He's trying to look tough. And ends up looking dumb.

brizzad · 11-29-2003, 11:56 PM

his mouth is worth $1,000,000

all platinum teeth with diamonds in them rofl

11-29-2003, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
his mouth is worth $1,000,000

all platinum teeth with diamonds in them rofl

what a joke

Ozzymosis1 · 11-30-2003, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
his mouth is worth $1,000,000

all platinum teeth with diamonds in them rofl

If you got the cash to spend, why not...

galleryseek · 11-30-2003, 12:04 AM

retarded.

TheJimmy · 11-30-2003, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
He's trying to look tough. And ends up looking dumb.

what he said...

the Shemp · 11-30-2003, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
his mouth is worth $1,000,000

all platinum teeth with diamonds in them rofl

must be nice, i have wooden teeth.

serious · 11-30-2003, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ozzymosis1

If you got the cash to spend, why not...

because he looks like a retard

galleryseek · 11-30-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by serious

because he looks like a retard

nah, doesn't look like a retard... more like a bad case of down syndrome.

HighRoller · 11-30-2003, 12:14 AM

where did you hear that he was worth 1/2 billion

brizzad · 11-30-2003, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek

nah, doesn't look like a retard... more like a bad case of down syndrome.

rofl

do black people get down syndrome? ive only seen white people with it

some_idiot · 11-30-2003, 12:16 AM

I was going to say... 1/2 mill, FUCKING SHIT! I just got my tax
reassessment in the beaches Toronto Canada, My 289 house
3 years ago is now 480.

My networth without looking, it over 3/4 mill. (and I still eat K-D
and hamburgers)

To the point, if I had his quid, I could buy guys to beat up
guys that said I was ugly on the Internet. Be careful, Jay
and Bob with a reem of print out may show up at your door!

PrivateEye · 11-30-2003, 12:20 AM

I am going to get me a big pimp Bling Bling like that

Gruntled · 11-30-2003, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx

when is he going to get shot?

He'll get "killed" as soon as his popularity wanes. We all saw that trick on the after-school movie. Next Thread!

konduct · 11-30-2003, 02:11 AM

werd

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:05 AM

Haha!!!

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:28 AM

Asshat.

bigdog · 11-30-2003, 05:31 AM

It really doesn't matter what he look like i bet he bangs hotter chicks then anyone else on here

Yakuza · 11-30-2003, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
edit: HALF A BILLION, not million
would you look this fucked up too?

I hope not all American millionaires are like this...

The Dawg · 11-30-2003, 05:45 AM

Regardless of how he looks he is living large. Females throw themselves at him 24/7. He has a nice house, he has $ in the bank, and he still has money coming in. I hung with him on Memorial Day weekend a couple years ago -- He is cool and down to earth.

He is pushing an image to sell units, and its working for him.

liquidmoe · 11-30-2003, 05:55 AM

You forgot to mention the tons of blinged out cars he has. He had an entire cribs car special dedicated to him. I wouldn't mind flossing some of that shizzle

nap · 11-30-2003, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
He's trying to look tough. And ends up looking dumb.

do you honestly think he cares how he looks to you or anyone else

nap · 11-30-2003, 09:15 AM

so if you ever ran into some money you would change your physical attributes and your appereance? i guess your one of those people that actually think money can and will change your life once you get a nice sized amount of it. oh well, tell me how your nose job/stomach stapling goes when you become a millionaire.

you probably would want to attract women like this afterwards

nap · 11-30-2003, 09:16 AM

not sure if he is worth half a billion YET. he is still behind Russel Simmons, Master P and Puff

jimthefiend · 11-30-2003, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx

when is he going to get shot?

Petr · 11-30-2003, 09:41 AM

half a billion US dollars.... that's like 10 euros now, right?

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 09:47 AM

Muhahahahha.

bigdog · 11-30-2003, 11:10 AM

Don't hate on the black business man

EscortBiz · 11-30-2003, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Petr
half a billion US dollars.... that's like 10 euros now, right?

lol

Pornwolf · 11-30-2003, 01:24 PM

I've known Baby and his brother Slim since 1991 and I will tell you that Baby has allways looked like that. His chain and watch are a bit bigger and his teeth went from gold to platinum but that's about all.

Dugan · 11-30-2003, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I've known Baby and his brother Slim since 1991 and I will tell you that Baby has allways looked like that. His chain and watch are a bit bigger and his teeth went from gold to platinum but that's about all.

So hes always looked like a dumbass?

fuzebox · 11-30-2003, 01:42 PM

This month's Fast Company magazine has a special on Russell Simmons... He's not that bad looking...

Business genius though.

wtfent · 11-30-2003, 01:48 PM

brizzad your right I cant ever recall seeing a black person with down syndrome either. Thats some funny shit.

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	If you were worth half a billion dollars... edit: HALF A BILLION, not million would you look this fucked up too? Last edited by brizzad; 11-29-2003 at 11:42 PM..

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HighRoller Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MN Posts: 1,037	Master P is worth a cool 1/3 billion but the birdman is he?

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	that's baby, rapper/half owner of cash money records

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	his mouth is worth $1,000,000 all platinum teeth with diamonds in them rofl

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	retarded.

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HighRoller Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MN Posts: 1,037	where did you hear that he was worth 1/2 billion

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some_idiot Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint! Posts: 1,511	I was going to say... 1/2 mill, FUCKING SHIT! I just got my tax reassessment in the beaches Toronto Canada, My 289 house 3 years ago is now 480. My networth without looking, it over 3/4 mill. (and I still eat K-D and hamburgers) To the point, if I had his quid, I could buy guys to beat up guys that said I was ugly on the Internet. Be careful, Jay and Bob with a reem of print out may show up at your door! __________________ This AVS pays my mortgage!

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bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	It really doesn't matter what he look like i bet he bangs hotter chicks then anyone else on here

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The Dawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Of Bliss Posts: 2,438	Regardless of how he looks he is living large. Females throw themselves at him 24/7. He has a nice house, he has $ in the bank, and he still has money coming in. I hung with him on Memorial Day weekend a couple years ago -- He is cool and down to earth. He is pushing an image to sell units, and its working for him.

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liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	You forgot to mention the tons of blinged out cars he has. He had an entire cribs car special dedicated to him. I wouldn't mind flossing some of that shizzle

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nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	so if you ever ran into some money you would change your physical attributes and your appereance? i guess your one of those people that actually think money can and will change your life once you get a nice sized amount of it. oh well, tell me how your nose job/stomach stapling goes when you become a millionaire. you probably would want to attract women like this afterwards

11-30-2003, 09:16 AM	#32
nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	not sure if he is worth half a billion YET. he is still behind Russel Simmons, Master P and Puff

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Petr Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 502	half a billion US dollars.... that's like 10 euros now, right?

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Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Muhahahahha.

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bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	Don't hate on the black business man

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I've known Baby and his brother Slim since 1991 and I will tell you that Baby has allways looked like that. His chain and watch are a bit bigger and his teeth went from gold to platinum but that's about all. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,114	This month's Fast Company magazine has a special on Russell Simmons... He's not that bad looking... Business genius though.

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wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	brizzad your right I cant ever recall seeing a black person with down syndrome either. Thats some funny shit.