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Sifu · 11-29-2003, 07:15 PM

lol, and no its not like something about mary,
he passed out and his cock is bleeding all over, crazy shit

AphEX · 11-29-2003, 07:17 PM

pics ??

$5 submissions · 11-29-2003, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by Sifu
lol, and no its not like something about mary,
he passed out and his cock is bleeding all over, crazy shit

Damn, that's raw!

WiredGuy · 11-29-2003, 07:18 PM

We got a bleeder !!

Juicy D. Links · 11-29-2003, 07:18 PM

was this before or after you blew him?

dirtyone · 11-29-2003, 07:21 PM

Franks and beans

Babaganoosh · 11-29-2003, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone
Franks and beans

Damn, beat me to it.

austinth · 11-29-2003, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by LyNcH
pics ??

dirtyone · 11-29-2003, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Damn, beat me to it.

You have no idea how fast I was typing to get that one in.

MetaMan · 11-29-2003, 07:29 PM

hes not gonna let u give him head anymore,
just because daddy did it doesnt mean u should to!

sumphatpimp · 11-29-2003, 07:32 PM

if you have a digital camera .................

you got a money making site dude !

oprutunity only knocks once.

and i can't spell oppurtunity.

fuck it you get the idea.

liquidmoe · 11-29-2003, 08:27 PM

I have a problem, I'm actually considering paying money to see the pics

Ic3m4nZ · 11-29-2003, 08:29 PM

Holly · 11-29-2003, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by liquidmoe
I have a problem, I'm actually considering paying money to see the pics

Don't worry, he's lying. Him having a friend, is about as likely as him fucking all those models he talks about. ;-}

Mr Pheer · 11-29-2003, 09:43 PM

did you kiss it and make it all better?

NoCarrier · 11-29-2003, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
did you kiss it and make it all better?

God that was fucking hilarious..

kristin · 11-29-2003, 10:32 PM

brizzad · 11-29-2003, 10:51 PM

this thread started off on such a sad note.. now it's fucking awesome

"have you seen my wiener?"

Sharky · 11-29-2003, 10:57 PM

I actually have a scar on the tip of my dick from when I zipped it up as a teenager.

I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend, in her dads truck, when he walked up and opened the door on us! He was a redneck that was built like a brick shithouse. I zipped the fucker up and jumped out of the truck. Her dad got in and took off. Took me a minute to realize my pride and joy was zipped and bleeding.

Funny thing is, I told my wife it was a birthmark!

feN · 11-29-2003, 10:58 PM

damn that poor guy ..

developer · 11-29-2003, 11:33 PM

Happened to me twice

as a kid, after that I have never used jeans(I guess I connect jeans to what happened...) again. Both time the pain was almost knocking me out.

xmovieparad · 11-30-2003, 12:08 AM

quit free ballin

MrIzzz · 11-30-2003, 12:10 AM

funnnny har har har

Peter Romero · 11-30-2003, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
funnnny har har har

No shit.

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 04:53 AM

Slut.

Krusty · 11-30-2003, 04:55 AM

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Originally posted by dirtyone
Franks and beans

damn you beat me hahhaa

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:34 AM

Fucker...

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:51 AM

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 06:32 AM

Lol!!!

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 07:11 AM

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NoAngel · 11-30-2003, 07:16 AM

cool ones

NoAngel

Head · 11-30-2003, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
if you have a digital camera .................

you got a money making site dude !

oprutunity only knocks once.

and i can't spell oppurtunity.

fuck it you get the idea.

He's got a point!

But really! I hate it when that happens!

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