my friend caught his cock in his zipper
 

lol, and no its not like something about mary,
he passed out and his cock is bleeding all over, crazy shit

pics ??

Damn, that's raw!

We got a bleeder !!

was this before or after you blew him?

Franks and beans

Damn, beat me to it. :1orglaugh

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You have no idea how fast I was typing to get that one in.

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hes not gonna let u give him head anymore,
just because daddy did it doesnt mean u should to!

if you have a digital camera .................

you got a money making site dude !

oprutunity only knocks once.

and i can't spell oppurtunity.


fuck it you get the idea.













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I have a problem, I'm actually considering paying money to see the pics :(

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Don't worry, he's lying. Him having a friend, is about as likely as him fucking all those models he talks about. ;-}

did you kiss it and make it all better?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh God that was fucking hilarious..

GOO!

this thread started off on such a sad note.. now it's fucking awesome

"have you seen my wiener?"

I actually have a scar on the tip of my dick from when I zipped it up as a teenager.

I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend, in her dads truck, when he walked up and opened the door on us! He was a redneck that was built like a brick shithouse. I zipped the fucker up and jumped out of the truck. Her dad got in and took off. Took me a minute to realize my pride and joy was zipped and bleeding.

Funny thing is, I told my wife it was a birthmark!

damn that poor guy .. :(


























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Happened to me twice :( as a kid, after that I have never used jeans(I guess I connect jeans to what happened...) again. Both time the pain was almost knocking me out.

quit free ballin :2 cents:

funnnny har har har:1orglaugh

No shit.
http://www.sadman64.com/pic/insult/bsmeter.gif

Slut. :helpme

damn you beat me hahhaa

Fucker...

:glugglug

Lol!!!

Two Men Were Discussing The New Secretary At Their Office. "Man, I Dated Her Last Tuesday And We Had Wonderful Sex. She's A Lot Better In Bed Than My Wife!" One Of Them Says.<br>A Couple Of Days Later, The Other Man Tells Him, "Well, I Dated Her Too And We Had Sex As Well, But She Sure As Hell Isn't A Lot Better Than Your Wife." :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :thumbsup cool ones

:) NoAngel