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#1 |
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: somewhere in north america
Posts: 14
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A Very Good One!
THIS IS THE ONE FOR THE GUYS WHO DIDN'T WANT TO READ "HOW TO GET EVERYTHING IN BED":
Roses are Red, pickles are green, i love your legs and what's between. I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass kissing is a habit fucking is a game guys get all the pleasure girls get all the main the guy says i love you you believe it's true but when your tummy starts to swell, he says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital a baby without a name the baby is a bastard the mother is a whore this never wouldnt happened If the rubber wouldnt have torn Roses are red, Violets are corny, When i think of you Ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration Sex is like maths, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs & multiply!! Sex is bad sex is a sin sins are forgiven so stick it in I'm a cool girl in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
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#2 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
Posts: 9,976
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue, When new females get her, They must show them boobs. |
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#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 2,415
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue, You have too much time on your hands.
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#4 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Riverside Ca.
Posts: 3,539
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quit hanging around http://www.txt2nite.com/flirt.html and come up with something more Original
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#5 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: San Diego
Posts: 759
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umm how about?
I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them with a fork I will not eat them with a spork I will not read GFY spam, uh I am... (my brain is fried ok...)
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#6 |
LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Internet
Posts: 13,324
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#7 |
Retired
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 21,259
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Roses are red,
so go fuck yourself and suck my dick or i'll kick you in the face
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