A Very Good One!
 

THIS IS THE ONE FOR THE GUYS WHO DIDN'T WANT TO READ "HOW TO GET EVERYTHING IN BED":


Roses are Red,
pickles are green,
i love your legs and what's between.
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
kissing is a habit
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the main
the guy says i love you
you believe it's true
but when your tummy starts to swell,
he says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
this never wouldnt happened
If the rubber wouldnt have torn
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
Sex is like maths,
add the bed,
subtract the clothes,
divide the legs &
multiply!!
Sex is bad
sex is a sin
sins are forgiven
so stick it in
I'm a cool girl in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When new females get her,
They must show them boobs.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have too much time on your hands.

quit hanging around http://www.txt2nite.com/flirt.html and come up with something more Original

umm how about?
I will not eat green eggs and ham
I will not eat them with a fork
I will not eat them with a spork
I will not read GFY spam, uh I am...


(my brain is fried ok...)

:thumbsup

Roses are red,
so go fuck yourself
and suck my dick
or i'll kick you in the face