LADIES, HOW TO PLEASE YOUR MAN - by dave chappelle - GoFuckYourself.com

Micah - Drizunk · 11-28-2003, 01:27 AM

"suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and dont talk so much."

isnt that sooo much simpler than the multiple paragraph speech by firefelina?

smack · 11-28-2003, 01:28 AM

that about sums it up!

Brad-Wishing · 11-28-2003, 01:28 AM

Thank you Micah. That was a lot easier to read and a lot more realistic.

Big M for president!

TDF · 11-28-2003, 01:29 AM

Pornwolf · 11-28-2003, 01:30 AM

I don't know why women think it takes much more than that.

quiet · 11-28-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
I don't know why women think it takes much more than that.

Cash · 11-28-2003, 01:42 AM

The secrets are finally revealed.

VirtuMike · 11-28-2003, 02:02 AM

Words of wisdom.

silent moan · 11-28-2003, 03:05 AM

men are pigs indeed!!!! ....but we're crazier than you are for we can't live without you guys!

katsuki · 11-28-2003, 03:36 AM

oooh is that all it takes!? thank god someone let that mystery outta the bag!

Dave chappelle is a fuckin funny! ^__^

Gemini · 11-28-2003, 04:02 AM

He forgot that men like to suck on something... like a bottle of beer, or... wonder what that realllllly mean? Hmmmm...

Paul Markham · 11-28-2003, 04:12 AM

How does she talk while she's sucking your dick?

What's the best thing about getting a blow job?

The 15 minutes of silence so you can concentrate and watch the TV.

$5 submissions · 11-28-2003, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent moan
men are pigs indeed!!!! ....but we're crazier than you are for we can't live without you guys!

Tama yung sinabi mo!

Gemini · 11-28-2003, 04:38 AM

Methinks Charly will be an intimate couch huddler if this gets read by the SO. ;-)P

irishfury · 11-28-2003, 04:42 AM

LOL Dave is too funny and yes alot easier on my mind then fire's essay on women....To tell you the truth I was waiting for sex ed to come in there and go....

VAGINA ORGASMS OUR LIES LIES I TELL YOU lol

evie · 11-28-2003, 05:06 AM

You missed about giving him a beer afterwards.

Paul Markham · 11-28-2003, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by evie
You missed about giving him a beer afterwards.

now you guys know why I love this woman.

CDSmith · 11-28-2003, 08:44 AM

This looks like a good thread for another look at...

"If men wrote Cosmo"

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wtfent · 11-28-2003, 10:56 AM

Micah, you the man. I dont think anyone could have made it simpler. We should add one more thing though, girls dont get so damm emotional all the time, it drives me and every other man in this world fuckin crazy.

Micah - Drizunk · 11-28-2003, 12:04 PM

dont you love it when the girlfriend / wife / ho that your pimpin out says; "(insert your name here) we need to talk."
Immediate reaction: "FUCK!" - you dont say it, but youre thinkin it. cause you know thats its always shit you did wrong and never something she needs to do.

11-28-2003, 01:27 AM	#1
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11-28-2003, 04:42 AM	#15
irishfury Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In the hearts of cowards Posts: 2,611	LOL Dave is too funny and yes alot easier on my mind then fire's essay on women....To tell you the truth I was waiting for sex ed to come in there and go.... VAGINA ORGASMS OUR LIES LIES I TELL YOU lol __________________ Trust no one there all snakes

11-28-2003, 05:06 AM	#16
evie So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: London Posts: 301	You missed about giving him a beer afterwards.

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wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	Micah, you the man. I dont think anyone could have made it simpler. We should add one more thing though, girls dont get so damm emotional all the time, it drives me and every other man in this world fuckin crazy.

11-28-2003, 12:04 PM	#20
Micah - Drizunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 759	dont you love it when the girlfriend / wife / ho that your pimpin out says; "(insert your name here) we need to talk." Immediate reaction: "FUCK!" - you dont say it, but youre thinkin it. cause you know thats its always shit you did wrong and never something she needs to do. __________________ Sig was always too big...