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So Cal girls read this!
I need at least 10 ladies to join me for this party or else its not worth my time
To all the fun, freaky, decent looking ladies ages 18-35 that live in Southern California or willing to fly out here, would you like to do something wild and crazy with a good looking 22 year old and a whole lotta other women? (NO CAMERAS, NO OTHER MEN, JUST ME, THE BOOZE AND ALL OF YOU.) Would you help me fufill a fantasy? I am going to propose to my girlfreind in about 3-6 months and before I do that I need to have some fun with some other women. I have never cheated on my girlfreind and I will never cheat on her once we are married so I gotta do this just this one time. My goal: I would like to get a hotel room and have a little party with as many decent looking women as possible. Bring all your freaky girlfreinds with you. I would like at least 10 women present but 25 or 50 would be even better. Nothing sexual has to happen even though it would be nice, we will just all get super wasted and see what happens. I dont want to have sex with all of you, just a few that are willing to if any, would be just fine, the rest of you could just watch, play around with some of the other girls or just drink and have a good time. We will work out all the other details later. ![]() |
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In Tushy Land
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LOL are you fucking serious??!?!
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Ahh just great.. GFY is becoming a posting place for college kids to find pornstars to help them "fulfill" their fantasies.. Get a fuckin escort you cheat!
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Show Yer Tits!
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damn I wish I had thought of this 3 years ago!
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Ryde or Die
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so cheating one time is ok?
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#7 |
In Tushy Land
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I hope she finds out also, that if fucking stupid.
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#8 |
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Escorts would be great for my party but Im not paying a dime to any women to party with me or anything else. I can get plenty of hot women with out flashing any money in front of their faces.
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He wants to feel like Lensman before he dies.
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Yes I am serious. I have had 3-somes and 4-somes before I met my girl but now I want to take it to the next level. I am the pimp of pimps and Im going into retirement soon, so its time for the grand finale.
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I am 22 and planning on being with one girl for the rest of my life is it so bad to want to have one more good time with some women before I commit my life to her? Besides she is a stripper and strippers are freaky girls. Hell, maybe she will even be there with us all.
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Candice, I need some support here. If I get no replys im going to blame it on you and your negative attitude. You are scaring the women away.
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Oh yea I will have 20 bottles of Crystal, 10 bottles of Don P, 2 ounces of some chrondosa, an astro jump and a clown that makes balloon animals.
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WHat the fuck is astro jump?
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SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text. |
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Meow Meow!!!
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wow- thats some party!
good luck!!!
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This is the astro jump that im getting, pretty cool huh?
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Hey bro if it isnt to much trouble can ya answer me email ?
I still havnt gotten the dvd from ya ( two weeks later ) im willing to pay the extra it would cost to ship it first class or ups or something.
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Welcome to the sixth grade.
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i hope no one comes to your party
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The jewel of the House, the vintage Cristal, the most beautiful expression of Champagne, was created in 1876 for the Tsar Alexander II. It remains faithful to the inspiration of origin, namely embodying elegance and purity.
A gleaming pale gold color, with a fine foam and an elegant cord of bubbles. It has an eloquent, intense, delicate nose, with almond flavors, and constant fresh white flowers. It has a full, consistent attack, with remarkable balance, near gossamer-like smoothness, and an extraordinary length. Serve with the more refined dishes: caviar, fish, and shellfish such as lobster, and spiny lobster. Cristal comes from the strictest criteria of development, which require a drastic selection of the cru, villages, grapes, and finally, of the wines. Only Pinot Noirs and Chardonnays from the House?s ten most famous crus are retained. |
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Oh god, that astro jump pic made me laugh out loud, then I realized it was the original poster who posted it, and he's serious...
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JupZChris,
e-mail me your info again at [email protected] and I will send out the video Friday, your money is not needed, you won a contest and deserve your prize. I have never had a DVD get lost in the mail so hopefully you get it this time, becasue Im not sending out a 3rd one. |
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I want some hot midgets there too, I have never had sex with a midget.
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shootin you my info again.
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Umm are you guys playing me for a fool? We have shipped out tons of videos and not one has ever got loss in the mail. Now not only am I a scumbag and disrespectful for wanting to have my astro jump/clown/50 naked women party but now I also look like a liar that makes fake promises. I sent out the videos to both of you personally, its kind of weird that nethier of you recieved them but like I said I will send them out again. If you guys are not telling the truth just remeber Santa is making a list and checking it twice and hes going to see whos been naughty or nice and whos been lying about not getting DVDs in the mail.
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Does your gf know about this?????
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If it turns out that it is taking awhile to get the dvd's int he mail and if i get the oringal one you shipped out after you sent out the new one friday ill peronsaly mail back one of the dvd's just so show you im not trying to scam you of anything.
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Alot of girls have been e-mailing me wanting to know what the clowns look like. So here they are. The one on the left is Bizop the doh doh clown and the one on the right is Mike.
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If you get the second one just give it to a freind, i know your not scamming me. Its just weird that neither of you got them.
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If you have any other questions my emails include my home line / toll free line / and icq
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Haha, dude you are in rare form tonight. I hope you have a nice party.
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Great news. Just got off the phone with my good old cell mate from prison Calvin aka Snoop Dogg and he will be making a quick apperance at are party and maybe do a little showizzy. However, he will be signing NO autographs. He said in these words "Pleazy have all the girlizzys up in that hizzy be aware that I willizzy be signizzing any autographizzys casue I will bezzy up in that mutha fuckin astro jumpizzy getting my jumpizzy onizzy foshizzy my nizzy"
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Damm Im just loosing all my creditabilty tonight aint I? I really should not talk on this board when im drunk and high. I will probably read this tommorow and laugh my balls off.
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Include drugs and you may get more responses!
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I think Im just going to ban myself from this bored!
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I wont have the drugs but the clowns they might have some "E" and some sniff sniff but not I.
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Im going to sleep now, I think. Im going to have such a hangover tommorow. Im going to dream all night about my party. I cant wait to jump in the astro jump with snoop and the 213/ dogpound crew.
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One last thing before I go to sleep. Does anybody know Whoppie Golberg or Opra, I would love to have them at my party. How sexy would that be to see those two together in thongs jumping around in my speed racer astro jump? Below is a picture of me an whoppie before we lost contact. I miss her so much. I luved that big black ass!
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You guys really think I would have a fuckin astro jump at a hotel party or clowns? Im just drunk and high celebrating the good life tonight. Im having fun being fuckin stupid, were all allowed to once in a while right? Im not going to have any party, no astro jump, no clowns or anything else. I just wanted to see how many whore bags would respond to this and even though im posting this message I will probably still get responses. My life is perfectly fine without STDs from whore bags. I dont need to have sex with 50 women cause sex with my girl is 10x better than any (and I mean any girl) out there.
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You guys have been fun.
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My guess is he was serious, then realised that he was looking stupid and now is running the line 'it was all a joke'.
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