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11-23-2003, 08:50 PM
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MJ jokes let's hear them!
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What's the differnce between Micheal Jackson and a zit? The zit doesn't come on your face until you hit puburity  |
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11-23-2003, 08:56 PM
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Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
He was choking on a small bone! |
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11-23-2003, 08:59 PM
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Here is another......
What does a big mac and MJ have in common? 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns! |
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11-23-2003, 09:01 PM
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Haha...I heard this one on Howard Stern-
What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children, and the other is used to hold groceries. |
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11-23-2003, 09:10 PM
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11-23-2003, 09:12 PM
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
A. Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories. Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue. Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing?. Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party? A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house. Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common? A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off! Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson? A. Michael Jackson has had more noses. Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson?s house? A. When the big hand is on the little hand! Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common? A. They both ride three year olds. Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's makeup. Q. Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves? A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick. Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson? A. I believe you?re in my son. Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries. Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? A. Two 5 year olds. Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own? A. Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop! Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand! Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson? A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song! Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans? A: Michael Jackson! Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor? A. One got burnt doing Pepsi, the other got burnt doing coke. Q: What was the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor started? A: The Ignited Negro College Fund! Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson? A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!! Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about? A. Blowing his first nose. Q. Who is the greatest person ever? A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe. Q. What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television? A. "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!" Q. What did Lisa-Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he proposed? A. "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing -- no kids!" Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley? A. About two dress sizes. Q. What was Michael Jackson thinking on his wedding night? A. "Now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own." Q. What were Lisa-Marie's newlywed complaints about Michael Jackson? A1. He leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out. A2. That battleaxe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over. A3. She suspects he's using her to get to Elvis' bones. A4. He touches her kids more than he touches her. Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in. Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? A. He thought it was a delivery service. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble? A. He was feeling a little Randy. Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much? A. He knows how they feel. Q. What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab? A. You know, I feel like a new boy! Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty? A. Several children have fingered him. Q. Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date? A. Boys 'R Us. Q. Why is Michael Jackson so tough? A. He can lick any kid on the block. Knock Knock! Who's There? Little boy blue! Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "Screw the children!" Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?" A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and a female." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is Michael Jackson God?" Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old. The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest. Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? People get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson. |
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11-23-2003, 09:51 PM
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MJ jokes are SOOOOOOO 4th grade
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11-23-2003, 10:06 PM
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A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that
is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die. The pilot says "Well, I'm the pilot so i have to live," so he jumps out with a parachute. The President says "Well I'm the President and I have to run the country so i should live," "But what about the kids?" said the librarian. "Screw the kids" said the President. "I already did" said Micheal Jackson.
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11-24-2003, 12:22 AM
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys up the ass... |
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11-24-2003, 12:24 AM
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11-24-2003, 04:15 AM
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11-24-2003, 04:31 AM
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men
A. He thought they was a delivery service. smooth criminal lyric remix |
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11-24-2003, 05:21 AM
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I heard MJ was no longer allowed to be an honorary boy scout leader.......
He was up to a pack a day |
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11-24-2003, 05:23 AM
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**NEWSFLASH**
Police just raided Micheal Jacksons ranch. They found Class A drugs in the bathroom, Class B drugs in the kitchen, and class 4c in the bedroom !  |
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11-24-2003, 07:17 AM
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Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to become a rich white woman...
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11-24-2003, 07:52 AM
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thats some funny shit, i havent heard that many MJ jokes in hte one place ever
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11-24-2003, 08:03 AM
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how can you tell what time it is for bed in michael jacksons household??
When the big hand is on the little hand
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11-24-2003, 08:27 AM
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11-24-2003, 08:40 AM
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Did you hear Michael JAckson already has a court date?
But his attorney said it probably wasn't a good idea to bring a 13-year-old to the trial.
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