Kaho'olawe returned to Hawai'i

[Amputate Your Head]

not like anyone here gives a shit, but the military finally returned the island of Kaho'olawe back to Hawai'i nei. It's pretty much destroyed, despite all their billion$ worth of cleanup efforts, but at least it's back in Maui County and the Navy is finally out.

[JulianSosa]

Where is the Island located?

[Lensman]

Too bad it doesn't get any rain, or it would be a nice spot.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by JulianSosa
Where is the Island located?

directly behind Molokini, 5 miles off the shore straight out from my house. I can see it from here.

[BRISK]

Now if only the US Government returned Hawaii to the Kingdom of Hawai'i, everything would be right again.

[Amputate Your Head]

[JulianSosa]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


directly behind Molokini, 5 miles off the shore straight out from my house. I can see it from here.

Does anyone live out there or will it just beome a national park? Looks like a nice place either way

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by JulianSosa


Does anyone live out there or will it just beome a national park? Looks like a nice place either way

it's completely uninhabited. Likely will remain that way.

[JulianSosa]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


it's completely uninhabited. Likely will remain that way.

So will this be a new destination on the tourist boat rides out of Maui?

[hottoddy]

Did they dig out all the ordinance?

[KMR Stitch]

I Always see that place when I surf @ MUDFLATS/Fraight train next to the tradewinds store.

That and little beach.

AMP I know you hit little beach all the time lol

[psyko514]

How much do you think it would cost to buy that island?

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by hottoddy
Did they dig out all the ordinance?

the crews have been cleaning it up for 4 or 5 years now, but there's still tons of it all over..... will be for a long time.

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by psyko514
How much do you think it would cost to buy that island?

I don't think you would really want it.

da kine is one big land mine.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


I don't think you would really want it.

da kine is one big land mine.

didjoo see dat big ass crater ova der? Biggest non-nuclear explosion eva detonated. It changed the fricken landscape.

[psyko514]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


I don't think you would really want it.

da kine is one big land mine.

bah. no biggie. i'll just let a whole shit load of rabbits run around the island and let em detonate the mines.

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

didjoo see dat big ass crater ova der? Biggest non-nuclear explosion eva detonated. It changed the fricken landscape.

u need da kine corect pidgon talk lik dat jut u knoe da kine n dont move ur lips. brotda

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by psyko514


bah. no biggie. i'll just let a whole shit load of rabbits run around the island and let em detonate the mines.

I wonder if it would have good breaks on the other side of the island..even though it is south.

I know I am all about surfing lol...

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


u need da kine corect pidgon talk lik dat jut u knoe da kine n dont move ur lips. brotda

dat be da haole pijin brah. No so good at da kine yah..

[psyko514]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


dat be da haole pijin brah. No so good at da kine yah..

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


dat be da haole pijin brah. No so good at da kine yah..

u be da haole i am hapa haole i can get da kine away so u kno da kine is good i am kalmahania i child of da land. 10% discount at u kno Longs. where i bahut my spears u kno for tacos

[Veterans Day]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


u be da haole i am hapa haole i can get da kine away so u kno da kine is good i am kalmahania i child of da land. 10% discount at u kno Longs. where i bahut my spears u kno for tacos

WTF

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


u be da haole i am hapa haole i can get da kine away so u kno da kine is good i am kalmahania i child of da land. 10% discount at u kno Longs. where i bahut my spears u kno for tacos

lol... yea, I get da kama'aina at da Maui Tacos too brah

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


lol... yea, I get da kama'aina at da Maui Tacos too brah

My Tacos I have to spear fish them from under rocks.

[RedShoe]

Originally posted by Lensman
Too bad it doesn't get any rain, or it would be a nice spot.

A bombed island is still a bombed island weather it rains there or not.

[Amputate Your Head]

KMR, you'll like da Hawai'i Driva test yea....

Hawaiian Driver's License Application

Please try fo complete dis as best as you can.

Last name:

_______________________________________
[if your last name no fit, continue on da oddah side of da page.]



First name:

[ ] Junior
[ ] Junior Boy
[ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy)
[ ] Honey Girl
[ ] Tita
[ ] Sista
[ ] Bradda
[ ] Sista-Girl



What year you went grad: ____
(if unsure, try guess)



Sex:

[ ] M
[ ] F
[ ] Mahu
[ ] None



Slippa size: ____ Left ____ Right



Weight:

[ ] Small kine
[ ] Mejum
[ ] Small kine big
[ ] Momona



Eyes:

[ ] Blind as one bat
[ ] Bad, but not dat bad
[ ] She go!
[ ] Black and Blue



Occupation:

[ ] Construction worka
[ ] Sanitation Engineer
[ ] Surfa
[ ] Lei greeter
[ ] Waitress
[ ] Stripper
[ ] Un-employed
[ ] Bishop Estate Trustee



Spouse's Name:

______________________________



2nd Spouse's Name:

______________________________



3rd Spouse's Name:

______________________________



Lover's Name:

______________________________



2nd Lover's Name:

______________________________



Nationality:

[ ] Hawaiian
[ ] Popolo
[ ] Japanese
[ ] Filipino
[ ] Haole
[ ] Portagee if yes; explain why:
[ ] Pake if yes; explain why:
[ ] All da above



Numba of children living in household: ______



Numba of children living in your household das not yours: _____



Number of children that stay bumming off of you das over 23 years old: ______



Mother's Name:

_______________________(Relation__________)



Father's Name:

_______________________(Relation__________)



Edumacation: (Circle highest grade completed)

1 2 3 4



If you obtained one higher edumacation what was your major?

[ ] 5th grade [ ] 6th grade



Cawheelas you own and where dey stay:

___ Total number of cawheelas you own

___ Number of cawheelas that still crank ova

___ Number of cawheelas wit rust

___ Number of cawheelas no mo rust

___ Number of cawheelas on cement blocks

___ Number of cawheelas stay held together with duct tape.



Age you started fo drive: ______

(If over 10, slow learner ?): [ ] Yes [ ] No



Do you have a surf rack?

[ ] Yes [ ] No; If no, please explain:



Color of teeth:

[ ] Yellow
[ ] Brownish-Yellow
[ ] Brown
[ ] Black
[ ] N/A



How far is your home from a paved road?

[ ] 1 miles
[ ] 2 miles
[ ] don't know



Distance between you and da beach? ____



Do you live on beach front property but don't own a house or the land? [ ] Yes [ ] No

Please explain:



How many times have you gotten away with a DUI this year because you were related to da policeman?____



How much pakalolo do you smoke a day?

[ ] 1 joint
[ ] 2 joints
[ ] would smoke but cost more den gold.



How much beer do you drink a day?

[ ] 6 pack
[ ] 12 pack
[ ] 18 pack
[ ] case



How do you know that you had too much to drink?

[ ] You fall out of da car when da policeman opens da car door.
[ ] Da keg is empty.
[ ] You Haole but your eyes look like de from one Japanese.
[ ] When you piss, da bugga smell like Budweiser.
[ ] All of the above.

[makefuckingmoney]

Is that the island that the Brady Bunch stole the Tiki statue from?

[KMR Stitch]

Thats all True statements except it needs

Filipino housing

20+ Filipino's living under 1 roof. First 2 years then 30 Filipino's under 1 roof + add on in da back yard. 3 years 50+ Filipino's under 2 roofs + add on in back yard

[peewee]

Amp something else,i saw in an other thread that you were tattooed,i'm a tattoo fan also covered 75%.But the question is this some years ago Dave "The Jackhammer" Shore was tatooing in Amsterdam ,i heard and saw some pics of him that he moved to Hawaii and opened a studio,you know him or his shop??He is an exellent artist

Show some pics of your tats

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by peewee
Show some pics of your tats

all i got for now...

[psyko514]

Do you have a surf rack?

[ ] Yes [ ] No; If no, please explain:


that's really funny.

i'm going to be a naive canadian now and ask what the hell 'kine' means.

[peewee]

Wow that must have take ages ,that solid read

here is one i got:



quality is not to good.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by psyko514
i'm going to be a naive canadian now and ask what the hell 'kine' means.

Da kine... means whatever you want it to.

[psyko514]

now i want tacos.

[peewee]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


all i got for now...

btw any family connections to Henri Rollins???

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Da kine... means whatever you want it to.

To elaborate on this it is also used when Americans say..

umm uhhh

and

Canadian says eh?

[quiet]

Originally posted by psyko514
i'm going to be a naive canadian now and ask what the hell 'kine' means.

da kine makes great snowboarding backpacks ;)

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by psyko514
now i want tacos.

That?s Octopus btw

[psyko514]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


To elaborate on this it is also used when Americans say..

umm uhhh

and

Canadian says eh?

i never say eh.

understand, eh?

[psyko514]

Originally posted by quiet


da kine makes great snowboarding backpacks ;)

haha... i knew that, which is why i asked. i don't usually associate hawaiians with snowboarding.

[psyko514]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


That?s Octopus btw

hmmm... well, i wouldn't mind some octopus either depending on how it's cooked.

but i really, really, really want a taco.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


To elaborate on this it is also used when Americans say..

umm uhhh

and

Canadian says eh?

sort of.... more for things without a name, or a name not remembered....

we got our own version of the canadian "eh".... in the form of "yea"... lol.... you know how she like to talk story 'bout da kine yea?

[psyko514]

so it's kinda of like saying 'thing'?

ya know that thing there we were playing with?
remember when we were hanging out with thing and he let one rip?

etc.

[hornycash]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


all i got for now...

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by psyko514
so it's kinda of like saying 'thing'?

ya know that thing there we were playing with?
remember when we were hanging out with thing and he let one rip?

etc.

It's more or less used when trying to give directions or telling someone were a specific place is..


You know da kine..da kine over der by da kine...you know.. "yea" da kine by taste crust. yah brah dats da kine ove der

[psyko514]

Hawaii sounds like a confusing place

If I ever visit, remind me not to ask a local for directions.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by psyko514
Hawaii sounds like a confusing place

lol... pretty much you can use it place of whatever you need to fill... hehehe....

but it's also a corporate brand of surf gear. (and other stuff.... snow related I guess)

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by psyko514
Hawaii sounds like a confusing place

If I ever visit, remind me not to ask a local for directions.

Most locals are lolo about white/haloe people.

Heads up.

Even white/locals will be racist to other white "mainlanders"

I am lucky I can blend right in lol

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


lol... pretty much you can use it place of whatever you need to fill... hehehe....

but it's also a corporate brand of surf gear. (and other stuff.... snow related I guess)

DA KINE SURF WAX

[KC]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch


Most locals are lolo about white/haloe people.

Heads up.

Even white/locals will be racist to other white "mainlanders"

I am lucky I can blend right in lol

When it happens, just knock out the biggest one to earn respect from the bruddahs. ;)