This chick tried to lick my ass, wtf!?!? - GoFuckYourself.com

LeonFelix · 11-23-2003, 08:01 PM

Bitch, just suck my dick don't go doin no crazy shit!!

Sorry, but I don't want no woman's tongue in my ass !

doober · 11-23-2003, 08:02 PM

stop lying...You know you liked it

Oracle Porn · 11-23-2003, 08:02 PM

moron

GeXus · 11-23-2003, 08:05 PM

Um... Why would you let your mom lick your ass? Especially since you made out with her after you had sex

pamphage · 11-23-2003, 08:08 PM

how sad. once again youth is wasted on the young.

funkmaster · 11-23-2003, 08:23 PM

... I once had my brown eye licked out, it was fucking awesome.

mryellow · 11-23-2003, 08:32 PM

ahhh So many sexually repressed adult webmasters it's sad....

If a chick wants to do something.... anything.... let her....

Then maybe, just maybe.... When you want to do something.... She'll let you.

-Ben

Martin · 11-23-2003, 08:32 PM

Dude let her. What's wrong with you....hahaha....

Spunky · 11-23-2003, 08:33 PM

Next time fart when she does that

pamphage · 11-23-2003, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeonFelix
Bitch, just suck my dick don't go doin no crazy shit!!

Sorry, but I don't want no woman's tongue in my ass !

i like that you call ass-licking "crazy shit." and how long have you been on the internet?

sickkittens · 11-23-2003, 08:34 PM

who wants to bet this is just a made up story?

BlackCrayon · 11-23-2003, 08:36 PM

another guy who thinks if someone even looks at his ass, its gay

beachy · 11-23-2003, 08:40 PM

best sex I've ever had. Period, end of story.

pamphage · 11-23-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
another guy who thinks if someone even looks at his ass, its gay

heh. he shouldnt be living in northern california then

plexer · 11-23-2003, 08:47 PM

That happened to me once! Didn?t like it!

init · 11-23-2003, 08:57 PM

she likes the taste of shit, whats wrong with that?

pamphage · 11-23-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by init
she likes the taste of shit, whats wrong with that?

ok now that was funny

spooky181 · 11-23-2003, 09:26 PM

Soft cock mummy's boy..

BradShaw · 11-23-2003, 09:28 PM

Relax, nothing wrong with it.

beergood · 11-23-2003, 09:30 PM

ok wheres that toss salad animated gif?

jollyperv · 11-23-2003, 09:33 PM

The anus is teeming with nerves. Let her do it man.

Remember, being homosexual doesn't have anything to do with ass play. Homosexuality means you get a boner when you look at men.

Shit, even Rocco the destroyer of asses gets his own asshole tongued on a fairly regular basis.

EscortBiz · 11-23-2003, 09:34 PM

thanks to mrthumbs its his animation

Sosa · 11-23-2003, 09:37 PM

Tushy Licker!

GorillaX · 11-23-2003, 09:52 PM

SO TRUE BEN...WELL SAID!!!

BrentD · 11-23-2003, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeonFelix
Bitch, just suck my dick don't go doin no crazy shit!!

Sorry, but I don't want no woman's tongue in my ass !

You just don't know what your missing dude!!!!!

Spunky · 11-23-2003, 09:55 PM

He probably would rather have this For You

11-24-2003, 12:35 AM

Are you embarassed because you forgot to wipe?

pamphage · 11-24-2003, 12:36 AM

now this is a thread that should be locked

psyko514 · 11-24-2003, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeonFelix
Bitch, just suck my dick don't go doin no crazy shit!!

Sorry, but I don't want no woman's tongue in my ass !

He'd prefer a man's tongue in his ass.

arial · 11-24-2003, 12:54 AM

Do you have a hairy ass?

avion · 11-24-2003, 06:30 AM

did you shave your ass?

stevecore · 11-24-2003, 06:37 AM

if she complains about it tasting "like Shit" tell her to take smaller bites!

feN · 11-24-2003, 06:47 AM

hahaha funny thread

pink_in_the_middle · 11-24-2003, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeonFelix
Bitch, just suck my dick don't go doin no crazy shit!!

Sorry, but I don't want no woman's tongue in my ass !

Usually what the insecure ppl would say

- Jesus Christ - · 11-24-2003, 07:18 AM

Fuck that, if the bitch wants to lick your ass let her lick your ass.

Reak · 11-24-2003, 07:20 AM

how about a pic from the girl ?

BuggyG · 11-24-2003, 07:37 AM

dude.. ya don't know what ya missing out on.
feels good and when ya shoot.. feels GREAT!!

just my

now

hehehehe

Va2k · 11-24-2003, 07:41 AM

sounds like this dude is only 14 or 15 eh?

TOM

LeonFelix · 11-24-2003, 08:54 PM

Okay fuckers,

So I'm hangin out with this chick again last night. She comes over to my apartment, we snort a lil' coke and watch a movie. Movie not even halfway into it, and she's got her hand in my pants pulling my cock like a 60yr old lady pullin' a slot handle - so we start goin at it.

Later on, she's giving me head, goes down to lick my balls, and does it again! I jumped around like an Iraqi walking in the summertime with no sandals...but I let her do it!

I see what you guys are talking about now!!

Centurion · 11-24-2003, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeonFelix
Okay fuckers,

So I'm hangin out with this chick again last night. She comes over to my apartment, we snort a lil' coke and watch a movie. Movie not even halfway into it, and she's got her hand in my pants pulling my cock like a 60yr old lady pullin' a slot handle - so we start goin at it.

Later on, she's giving me head, goes down to lick my balls, and does it again! I jumped around like an Iraqi walking in the summertime with no sandals...but I let her do it!

I see what you guys are talking about now!!

WHAT chick?

Btw...the movie STUNK!

MuleScrote · 11-24-2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
if she complains about it tasting "like Shit" tell her to take smaller bites!

Oh shit thats funny!!!

myjah · 11-24-2003, 09:12 PM

this thread is ridiculous...i cannot even imagine how many guys would LOVE to have their ass licked. i think you need to let go of your homophobia and just enjoy life. Having your ass licked isn't "crazy shit" unless you hate it. And its not like being probed or anything, so why would u hate it?

beemk · 11-24-2003, 09:13 PM

hope u didnt kiss her

sweet7 · 11-24-2003, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
moron

LOL!

Petr · 11-24-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeonFelix
Okay fuckers,

So I'm hangin out with this chick again last night. She comes over to my apartment, we snort a lil' coke and watch a movie. Movie not even halfway into it, and she's got her hand in my pants pulling my cock like a 60yr old lady pullin' a slot handle - so we start goin at it.

Later on, she's giving me head, goes down to lick my balls, and does it again! I jumped around like an Iraqi walking in the summertime with no sandals...but I let her do it!

I see what you guys are talking about now!!

...and then you woke up all wet and sweaty just in time to eat your breakfast before going to school

LeonFelix · 11-24-2003, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
this thread is ridiculous...i cannot even imagine how many guys would LOVE to have their ass licked. i think you need to let go of your homophobia and just enjoy life. Having your ass licked isn't "crazy shit" unless you hate it. And its not like being probed or anything, so why would u hate it?

"Later on, she's giving me head, goes down to lick my balls, and does it again! I jumped around like an Iraqi walking in the summertime with no sandals...but I let her do it!

"

Tease · 11-24-2003, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion

WHAT chick?

Btw...the movie STUNK!

ahahahah, busted!

Katlicious72 · 11-24-2003, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeonFelix
Bitch, just suck my dick don't go doin no crazy shit!!

Sorry, but I don't want no woman's tongue in my ass !

And this is bad because?

Hindsight · 11-24-2003, 10:20 PM

Dude wtf?!

Gettin rimmed fuckin rocks... I get my girl to do it all the time these days.. now it's like "I wanna blowjob" "Okay, well go and wash ur ass then"

haha!

Get on ur hands and knees and get her to lick ya asshole and the bottom of ya nutsack whilst wankin you off.. shit is REAL GOOD. It's a bit tingley at first but just relax and enjoy.

SomeCreep · 11-24-2003, 10:21 PM

50 chicks licking ass

11-23-2003, 08:01 PM	#1
LeonFelix Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NOR * CAL Posts: 34	This chick tried to lick my ass, wtf!?!? Bitch, just suck my dick don't go doin no crazy shit!! Sorry, but I don't want no woman's tongue in my ass !

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11-23-2003, 08:32 PM	#8
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jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	The anus is teeming with nerves. Let her do it man. Remember, being homosexual doesn't have anything to do with ass play. Homosexuality means you get a boner when you look at men. Shit, even Rocco the destroyer of asses gets his own asshole tongued on a fairly regular basis. Last edited by jollyperv; 11-23-2003 at 09:38 PM..

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11-24-2003, 12:35 AM	#27
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11-24-2003, 07:41 AM	#38
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11-24-2003, 08:54 PM	#39
LeonFelix Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NOR * CAL Posts: 34	Okay fuckers, So I'm hangin out with this chick again last night. She comes over to my apartment, we snort a lil' coke and watch a movie. Movie not even halfway into it, and she's got her hand in my pants pulling my cock like a 60yr old lady pullin' a slot handle - so we start goin at it. Later on, she's giving me head, goes down to lick my balls, and does it again! I jumped around like an Iraqi walking in the summertime with no sandals...but I let her do it! I see what you guys are talking about now!!

11-24-2003, 09:12 PM	#42
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	this thread is ridiculous...i cannot even imagine how many guys would LOVE to have their ass licked. i think you need to let go of your homophobia and just enjoy life. Having your ass licked isn't "crazy shit" unless you hate it. And its not like being probed or anything, so why would u hate it? __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

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