This chick tried to lick my ass, wtf!?!?
 

Bitch, just suck my dick don't go doin no crazy shit!!



Sorry, but I don't want no woman's tongue in my ass !

stop lying...You know you liked it

:Graucho

:1orglaugh moron

Um... Why would you let your mom lick your ass? Especially since you made out with her after you had sex

how sad. once again youth is wasted on the young.

... I once had my brown eye licked out, it was fucking awesome.

ahhh So many sexually repressed adult webmasters it's sad....

If a chick wants to do something.... anything.... let her....

Then maybe, just maybe.... When you want to do something.... She'll let you.

-Ben

Dude let her. What's wrong with you....hahaha....

Next time fart when she does that

i like that you call ass-licking "crazy shit." and how long have you been on the internet?
:1orglaugh

who wants to bet this is just a made up story?

another guy who thinks if someone even looks at his ass, its gay :1orglaugh

best sex I've ever had. Period, end of story.

heh. he shouldnt be living in northern california then

That happened to me once! Didn?t like it!

:1orglaugh :helpme

she likes the taste of shit, whats wrong with that? :1orglaugh

ok now that was funny :1orglaugh

Soft cock mummy's boy..:1orglaugh

Relax, nothing wrong with it.

ok wheres that toss salad animated gif?

The anus is teeming with nerves. Let her do it man.

Remember, being homosexual doesn't have anything to do with ass play. Homosexuality means you get a boner when you look at men.

Shit, even Rocco the destroyer of asses gets his own asshole tongued on a fairly regular basis.

http://www.thumbsz.com/shit/b/salad.gif

thanks to mrthumbs its his animation

Tushy Licker!

SO TRUE BEN...WELL SAID!!!

You just don't know what your missing dude!!!!!

He probably would rather have this For You

Are you embarassed because you forgot to wipe?

now this is a thread that should be locked :1orglaugh

He'd prefer a man's tongue in his ass.

Do you have a hairy ass?

did you shave your ass?

if she complains about it tasting "like Shit" tell her to take smaller bites!

hahaha funny thread :thumbsup :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Usually what the insecure ppl would say :2 cents:

Fuck that, if the bitch wants to lick your ass let her lick your ass.

how about a pic from the girl ?

dude.. ya don't know what ya missing out on.
feels good and when ya shoot.. feels GREAT!!

just my :2 cents:

now :321GFY hehehehe:1orglaugh

sounds like this dude is only 14 or 15 eh?

TOM

Okay fuckers,

So I'm hangin out with this chick again last night. She comes over to my apartment, we snort a lil' coke and watch a movie. Movie not even halfway into it, and she's got her hand in my pants pulling my cock like a 60yr old lady pullin' a slot handle - so we start goin at it.

Later on, she's giving me head, goes down to lick my balls, and does it again! I jumped around like an Iraqi walking in the summertime with no sandals...but I let her do it! :thumbsup


I see what you guys are talking about now!! :Graucho

WHAT chick?

Btw...the movie STUNK!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh shit thats funny!!!

this thread is ridiculous...i cannot even imagine how many guys would LOVE to have their ass licked. i think you need to let go of your homophobia and just enjoy life. Having your ass licked isn't "crazy shit" unless you hate it. And its not like being probed or anything, so why would u hate it?

hope u didnt kiss her

LOL!

...and then you woke up all wet and sweaty just in time to eat your breakfast before going to school

"Later on, she's giving me head, goes down to lick my balls, and does it again! I jumped around like an Iraqi walking in the summertime with no sandals...but I let her do it! :thumbsup "

ahahahah, busted!

And this is bad because?

Dude wtf?!

Gettin rimmed fuckin rocks... I get my girl to do it all the time these days.. now it's like "I wanna blowjob" "Okay, well go and wash ur ass then"

haha!

Get on ur hands and knees and get her to lick ya asshole and the bottom of ya nutsack whilst wankin you off.. shit is REAL GOOD. It's a bit tingley at first but just relax and enjoy.



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