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beergood · 11-21-2003, 09:36 AM

Ok me and Abe have been drinking since 8 this morning waiting for the strip club to open up at noon in BR. The subject d'jour is whats the ugliest celeb you'd bang?

Personally I'd consider Chelsea Clinton jumping on the grenade pretty fucking hard.

Rosanne Barr or Kathy Kinney would be around the lines of sexual suicide. I'd never be able to get it up again.

beergood · 11-21-2003, 09:47 AM

Ok I'd nail Grace Jones too

fuzebox · 11-21-2003, 09:47 AM

Paris Hilton

Basic_man · 11-21-2003, 09:48 AM

Jenna Jameson

beergood · 11-21-2003, 09:49 AM

The topic is ugliest not dirtiest

Babaganoosh · 11-21-2003, 09:49 AM

Gillian Anderson - the chick who plays Scully on the X-Files. Something about that woman gives me a chubby.

KingK7 · 11-21-2003, 09:58 AM

Whoopi Goldberg

I'd tap that ass

beergood · 11-21-2003, 10:01 AM

I'd lay the hammer down on Judge Judy

beergood · 11-21-2003, 10:02 AM

Got any takers on Dr. Ruth?

FookMi · 11-21-2003, 10:03 AM

Olson twins @ the same time.

....Wait, did you say ugliest? Or youngest?

TheLegacy · 11-21-2003, 10:05 AM

Take your pick

EZRhino · 11-21-2003, 10:06 AM

Go to think about this one.

EZRhino · 11-21-2003, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by TheLegacy
Take your pick

ytcracker · 11-21-2003, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by TheLegacy
Take your pick

lawlawlwlawllwllwwllawalw funy

Penrod · 11-21-2003, 10:19 AM

What's in it for me?

gornyhuy · 11-21-2003, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by beergood
Ok me and Abe have been drinking since 8 this morning waiting for the strip club to open up at noon in BR. The subject d'jour is whats the ugliest celeb you'd bang?

Personally I'd consider Chelsea Clinton jumping on the grenade pretty fucking hard.

Rosanne Barr or Kathy Kinney would be around the lines of sexual suicide. I'd never be able to get it up again.

I'd do chelsea in a new york minute!

hottoddy · 11-21-2003, 11:08 AM

Doris Roberts ... hmm, experience.

beergood · 11-21-2003, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by TheLegacy
Take your pick

I'd do it but only if there was a quadruple team on me going on.

cluck · 11-21-2003, 11:12 AM

What's Oprah's net worth again?

nofx · 11-21-2003, 11:15 AM

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What's Oprah's net worth again?

$0.04

eroswebmaster · 11-21-2003, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

I'd do chelsea in a new york minute!

Remember what Mike Myers said as Wayne?

"Under the right clinical conditions she's a babe in waiting."

Bishop · 11-21-2003, 11:30 AM

I'd do her.. Yasmine Bleeth after she got arrested.

beergood · 11-21-2003, 11:32 AM

anyone?

hottoddy · 11-21-2003, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Remember what Mike Myers said as Wayne?

"Under the right clinical conditions she's a babe in waiting."

Rob · 11-21-2003, 11:48 AM

Yo, I'd take it to an Ewok any day! Hell, throw in some Jawas and you got yourself one hell of an intergalactic threesome!

Any takers for Goldie Hawn?

beergood · 11-21-2003, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

Any takers for Goldie Hawn?

I'd rather do Chewy

Hank_Heartland · 11-21-2003, 12:08 PM

I would fuck the shit out of Sissy Spacek

beergood · 11-21-2003, 12:08 PM

Kinda off topic here but I could go for this little setup:

the olsen twins

in Jawa outfits

That would make for a sweet threesome!!!!

pamphage · 11-21-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
Kinda off topic here but I could go for this little setup:

the olsen twins

in Jawa outfits

That would make for a sweet threesome!!!!

Fu-Q · 11-21-2003, 12:14 PM

in jawa outfits, that adds so much to the equation

Rob · 11-21-2003, 01:42 PM

If the Olsen Twins are 16 and you do both of them - would that be legal? They'd be 32 as a whole (or holes). The Jawa outfits would make me nut before I had a chance to say, "These are not the droids you're looking for."

FuckFind · 11-21-2003, 01:53 PM

Mrs. Costanza, for sure.

tootie · 11-21-2003, 01:57 PM

I've got a think for Queen Latifah. I'd be her lesbian love slave.

I also like Michael Clarke Duncan. He's not a looker, but good lord that guy could pick me up and throw me around! w00t!

brand0n · 11-21-2003, 01:58 PM

rosanne bar just to make u all go

ewwwwww

11-21-2003, 02:30 PM

Tommy Hilfiger's daughter

all day

CDSmith · 11-21-2003, 02:35 PM

Sandra Bernhardt has always given me wood for some reason....

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/sandrabernhardt.jpg">

She'd be a hoot in the sack.

PenisFace · 11-21-2003, 02:35 PM

Dolly parton, she looks like her face had a collision with a mack truck, but I'd love to slam her fun bags...

emthree · 11-21-2003, 08:46 PM

malakajoe · 11-21-2003, 08:52 PM

Yummy!!!!

GonePhishing · 11-21-2003, 09:25 PM

I can't tell if Linda Cone from sports center is nasty or hot.

She is one of those ladies who is nasthot or hasty...

Elli · 11-21-2003, 09:26 PM

Gene Simmons, for obvious reasons.

I actually had a dream about him once.. shocked myself that time

MrIzzz · 11-21-2003, 09:28 PM

margeret thatcher

nuff said

bigdog · 11-21-2003, 10:16 PM

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Tommy Hilfiger's daughter all day

is she even 18?

BradShaw · 11-21-2003, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by bigdog

is she even 18?

amen

sweet7 · 11-22-2003, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by fuzebox
Paris Hilton

everybody's ragging on her, I personally think she's hot.

detoxed · 11-22-2003, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by sweet7

everybody's ragging on her, I personally think she's hot.

hot and lame in bed

BrentD · 11-22-2003, 01:41 AM

Janeane Garofalo

OR....

Tracey Ullman

SpaceAce · 11-22-2003, 03:21 AM

Even Mama Fratelli needs love.

SpaceAce

JamesK · 11-22-2003, 03:25 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

Even Mama Fratelli needs love.

SpaceAce

disgusting

nosey · 11-22-2003, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by malakajoe
Yummy!!!!

nooo

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	If the Olsen Twins are 16 and you do both of them - would that be legal? They'd be 32 as a whole (or holes). The Jawa outfits would make me nut before I had a chance to say, "These are not the droids you're looking for." __________________

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