Whats the UGLIEST celebrity you'd fuck?
 

Ok me and Abe have been drinking since 8 this morning waiting for the strip club to open up at noon in BR. The subject d'jour is whats the ugliest celeb you'd bang?

Personally I'd consider Chelsea Clinton jumping on the grenade pretty fucking hard.


Rosanne Barr or Kathy Kinney would be around the lines of sexual suicide. I'd never be able to get it up again.

Ok I'd nail Grace Jones too

Paris Hilton :1orglaugh

Jenna Jameson :thumbsup

The topic is ugliest not dirtiest

Gillian Anderson - the chick who plays Scully on the X-Files. Something about that woman gives me a chubby.

Whoopi Goldberg

I'd tap that ass

I'd lay the hammer down on Judge Judy

Got any takers on Dr. Ruth?

Olson twins @ the same time.



....Wait, did you say ugliest? Or youngest? :thumbsup

Take your pick

http://www.neloo.com/fannesite/gg1.jpg

Go to think about this one.

:1orglaugh

lawlawlwlawllwllwwllawalw funy

What's in it for me?

I'd do chelsea in a new york minute!

http://www.canoe.ca/2000GamesGallery...nton_sep14.jpg

Doris Roberts ... hmm, experience.
http://www.wvah.com/programs/raymond/dorisroberts.jpg

I'd do it but only if there was a quadruple team on me going on.

What's Oprah's net worth again?

$0.04

Remember what Mike Myers said as Wayne?

"Under the right clinical conditions she's a babe in waiting."
:1orglaugh

I'd do her.. Yasmine Bleeth after she got arrested.

http://sinsells.com/bleeth.jpg

http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy...mages/ewok.jpg




anyone?

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...46740000001610
:helpme

Yo, I'd take it to an Ewok any day! Hell, throw in some Jawas and you got yourself one hell of an intergalactic threesome! :1orglaugh

Any takers for Goldie Hawn?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ghawn2.jpg

I'd rather do Chewy

http://www.wilshin.net/pics/chewbacca.jpg

I would fuck the shit out of Sissy Spacek:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Kinda off topic here but I could go for this little setup:

the olsen twins
http://www.pettipond.com/laterimages...lsen_twins.jpg


in Jawa outfits

http://www.starwars.jp/alien/image/jawa.jpg


That would make for a sweet threesome!!!! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

in jawa outfits, that adds so much to the equation :1orglaugh

If the Olsen Twins are 16 and you do both of them - would that be legal? They'd be 32 as a whole (or holes). The Jawa outfits would make me nut before I had a chance to say, "These are not the droids you're looking for." :Buck:

Mrs. Costanza, for sure.

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/...rscostanza.jpg

I've got a think for Queen Latifah. I'd be her lesbian love slave.

I also like Michael Clarke Duncan. He's not a looker, but good lord that guy could pick me up and throw me around! w00t!

rosanne bar just to make u all go

ewwwwww

Tommy Hilfiger's daughter :thumbsup all day

Sandra Bernhardt has always given me wood for some reason....


<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/sandrabernhardt.jpg">


She'd be a hoot in the sack.

Dolly parton, she looks like her face had a collision with a mack truck, but I'd love to slam her fun bags...

Yummy!!!!

http://www.lookadoo.com/images/mimi.jpg

I can't tell if Linda Cone from sports center is nasty or hot.

She is one of those ladies who is nasthot or hasty...

Gene Simmons, for obvious reasons. :) I actually had a dream about him once.. shocked myself that time :)

margeret thatcher


nuff said

is she even 18?

amen

everybody's ragging on her, I personally think she's hot.

hot and lame in bed

Janeane Garofalo
http://people.ucsc.edu/~dramadon/garofalo0025.jpg


OR....


Tracey Ullman

http://www.thegoldenglobes.com/image...cey_ullman.jpg

http://friends.porncherry.com/images/mamafratelli.jpg

Even Mama Fratelli needs love.

SpaceAce

disgusting :repuke

nooo