The Monster/Thing on movie "Dreamcatcher" would be............ - GoFuckYourself.com

Bansheelinks · 11-18-2003, 09:08 PM

.........the world's most painful blowjob.........

it even tried to bite off that guy's dick, the toothy monster!

Kinda reminded me of what Rosie O'Donnell would do to a man.

But that was one kewl looking monster.

Centurion · 11-18-2003, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
.........the world's most painful blowjob.........

it even tried to bite off that guy's dick, the toothy monster!

Kinda reminded me of what Rosie O'Donnell would do to a man.

But that was one kewl looking monster.

Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.
The beginning of that movie had such great promise..really looked like King was onto something this time.

But alas...it was not to be.
P.S. You didn't see the Alien as a rip off from the alien from "Alien"?

infectd · 11-18-2003, 09:48 PM

So overall how was that movie? I alwyas eyeball it when im walking through the store, but never rent it.

MuleScrote · 11-18-2003, 09:50 PM

I watched it a couple weeks ago and don't remember a thing about it....

Zer0 · 11-18-2003, 09:53 PM

I know people that only saw it in the cinema because of the animatrix movie that was at the start... they then left after, never to see the movie.

Bansheelinks · 11-18-2003, 10:05 PM

Hi Infectd:

well I liked it..........it was better than your avg. sci fi thats for sure

defintely worth renting and if u have directv, watching

Zebra · 11-18-2003, 10:10 PM

The book was much better than the movie.

Shit Weasels.. at least the name of the aliens was funny.

Jamdin · 11-18-2003, 11:23 PM

Almost all of King's books are better than the movies. I actually enjoyed the alternate ending to Dreamcatcher.

drunkmonkey · 11-18-2003, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion

Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.
The beginning of that movie had such great promise..really looked like King was onto something this time.

But alas...it was not to be.
P.S. You didn't see the Alien as a rip off from the alien from "Alien"?

The movie followed the book almost exactly...up until about half way through the movie. Then it just got all fucking weirded up. It was a huge dissapointment to fuck up a good book like that.

At least they did the Shit Weasles right.

Platinum Lantern · 11-18-2003, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion

Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.

You should look at the DVD to see how lame the original ending was...

multiply lame by 2.5
and thats how lame it would have been

MetaMan · 11-18-2003, 11:44 PM

this movie was horrible, not worth a rent or even a preview i saw it in the theaters and hated it and i usually give all movies a fair chance. but i cant say there was 1 good thing about this movie.

Bansheelinks · 11-19-2003, 08:50 PM

Metaman,

not every sci-fi horror movie will be as good as "Alien". I thought it was entertaining and better than average.

Bansheelinks · 11-21-2003, 02:43 AM

An idea.......maybe they should sic the alien on Michael Jackson...............

no, that wouldn't work...........it'd turn and run when confronted with such a weird creature.......

or maybe its head would explode, like the aliens in "Mars Attacks!" when they heard Slim Whitman

11-18-2003, 09:08 PM	#1
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	The Monster/Thing on movie "Dreamcatcher" would be............ .........the world's most painful blowjob......... it even tried to bite off that guy's dick, the toothy monster! Kinda reminded me of what Rosie O'Donnell would do to a man. But that was one kewl looking monster.

11-18-2003, 09:50 PM	#4
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	I watched it a couple weeks ago and don't remember a thing about it.... __________________ ICQ 78681003

11-18-2003, 10:10 PM	#7
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	The book was much better than the movie. Shit Weasels.. at least the name of the aliens was funny. __________________ Old School

11-18-2003, 09:48 PM	#3
infectd Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canerda Posts: 1,122	So overall how was that movie? I alwyas eyeball it when im walking through the store, but never rent it.

11-18-2003, 09:53 PM	#5
Zer0 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 16	I know people that only saw it in the cinema because of the animatrix movie that was at the start... they then left after, never to see the movie.

11-18-2003, 10:05 PM	#6
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Hi Infectd: well I liked it..........it was better than your avg. sci fi thats for sure defintely worth renting and if u have directv, watching

11-18-2003, 11:23 PM	#8
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Almost all of King's books are better than the movies. I actually enjoyed the alternate ending to Dreamcatcher.

11-18-2003, 11:44 PM	#11
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	this movie was horrible, not worth a rent or even a preview i saw it in the theaters and hated it and i usually give all movies a fair chance. but i cant say there was 1 good thing about this movie.

11-19-2003, 08:50 PM	#12
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Metaman, not every sci-fi horror movie will be as good as "Alien". I thought it was entertaining and better than average.

11-21-2003, 02:43 AM	#13
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	An idea.......maybe they should sic the alien on Michael Jackson............... no, that wouldn't work...........it'd turn and run when confronted with such a weird creature....... or maybe its head would explode, like the aliens in "Mars Attacks!" when they heard Slim Whitman