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Old 11-18-2003, 09:08 PM   #1
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The Monster/Thing on movie "Dreamcatcher" would be............

.........the world's most painful blowjob.........

it even tried to bite off that guy's dick, the toothy monster!

Kinda reminded me of what Rosie O'Donnell would do to a man.

But that was one kewl looking monster.
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Old 11-18-2003, 09:46 PM   #2
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.........the world's most painful blowjob.........

it even tried to bite off that guy's dick, the toothy monster!

Kinda reminded me of what Rosie O'Donnell would do to a man.

But that was one kewl looking monster.
Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.
The beginning of that movie had such great promise..really looked like King was onto something this time.

But alas...it was not to be.
P.S. You didn't see the Alien as a rip off from the alien from "Alien"?
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Old 11-18-2003, 09:48 PM   #3
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So overall how was that movie? I alwyas eyeball it when im walking through the store, but never rent it.
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Old 11-18-2003, 09:50 PM   #4
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I watched it a couple weeks ago and don't remember a thing about it....
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Old 11-18-2003, 09:53 PM   #5
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I know people that only saw it in the cinema because of the animatrix movie that was at the start... they then left after, never to see the movie.
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Old 11-18-2003, 10:05 PM   #6
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Hi Infectd:

well I liked it..........it was better than your avg. sci fi thats for sure

defintely worth renting and if u have directv, watching

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Old 11-18-2003, 10:10 PM   #7
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The book was much better than the movie.

Shit Weasels.. at least the name of the aliens was funny.
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Old 11-18-2003, 11:23 PM   #8
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Almost all of King's books are better than the movies. I actually enjoyed the alternate ending to Dreamcatcher.
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Old 11-18-2003, 11:28 PM   #9
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Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.
The beginning of that movie had such great promise..really looked like King was onto something this time.

But alas...it was not to be.
P.S. You didn't see the Alien as a rip off from the alien from "Alien"?
The movie followed the book almost exactly...up until about half way through the movie. Then it just got all fucking weirded up. It was a huge dissapointment to fuck up a good book like that.

At least they did the Shit Weasles right.
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Old 11-18-2003, 11:29 PM   #10
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Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.
You should look at the DVD to see how lame the original ending was...

multiply lame by 2.5
and thats how lame it would have been
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Old 11-18-2003, 11:44 PM   #11
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this movie was horrible, not worth a rent or even a preview i saw it in the theaters and hated it and i usually give all movies a fair chance. but i cant say there was 1 good thing about this movie.
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Old 11-19-2003, 08:50 PM   #12
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Metaman,

not every sci-fi horror movie will be as good as "Alien". I thought it was entertaining and better than average.
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Old 11-21-2003, 02:43 AM   #13
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An idea.......maybe they should sic the alien on Michael Jackson...............

no, that wouldn't work...........it'd turn and run when confronted with such a weird creature.......

or maybe its head would explode, like the aliens in "Mars Attacks!" when they heard Slim Whitman

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