The Monster/Thing on movie "Dreamcatcher" would be............

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  • Bansheelinks
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 6023
    #1

    The Monster/Thing on movie "Dreamcatcher" would be............

    .........the world's most painful blowjob.........

    it even tried to bite off that guy's dick, the toothy monster!

    Kinda reminded me of what Rosie O'Donnell would do to a man.

    But that was one kewl looking monster.
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    • Centurion
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 6033
      #2
      Originally posted by Bansheelinks
      .........the world's most painful blowjob.........

      it even tried to bite off that guy's dick, the toothy monster!

      Kinda reminded me of what Rosie O'Donnell would do to a man.

      But that was one kewl looking monster.
      Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.
      The beginning of that movie had such great promise..really looked like King was onto something this time.

      But alas...it was not to be.
      P.S. You didn't see the Alien as a rip off from the alien from "Alien"?

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        • infectd
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 1122
          #3
          So overall how was that movie? I alwyas eyeball it when im walking through the store, but never rent it.

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            • MuleScrote
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 4601
              #4
              I watched it a couple weeks ago and don't remember a thing about it....
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                • Zer0
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 16
                  #5
                  I know people that only saw it in the cinema because of the animatrix movie that was at the start... they then left after, never to see the movie.

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                    • Bansheelinks
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 6023
                      #6
                      Hi Infectd:

                      well I liked it..........it was better than your avg. sci fi thats for sure

                      defintely worth renting and if u have directv, watching

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                        • Zebra
                          Banned from Kimmy's couch
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 5091
                          #7
                          The book was much better than the movie.

                          Shit Weasels.. at least the name of the aliens was funny.
                          Old School

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                            • Jamdin
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 3560
                              #8
                              Almost all of King's books are better than the movies. I actually enjoyed the alternate ending to Dreamcatcher.

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                                • drunkmonkey
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 799
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Centurion


                                  Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.
                                  The beginning of that movie had such great promise..really looked like King was onto something this time.

                                  But alas...it was not to be.
                                  P.S. You didn't see the Alien as a rip off from the alien from "Alien"?
                                  The movie followed the book almost exactly...up until about half way through the movie. Then it just got all fucking weirded up. It was a huge dissapointment to fuck up a good book like that.

                                  At least they did the Shit Weasles right.

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                                    • Platinum Lantern
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 1564
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Centurion


                                      Unfortunately that was one lame ass ending.
                                      You should look at the DVD to see how lame the original ending was...

                                      multiply lame by 2.5
                                      and thats how lame it would have been
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                                        • MetaMan
                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682
                                          #11
                                          this movie was horrible, not worth a rent or even a preview i saw it in the theaters and hated it and i usually give all movies a fair chance. but i cant say there was 1 good thing about this movie.

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                                            • Bansheelinks
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 6023
                                              #12
                                              Metaman,

                                              not every sci-fi horror movie will be as good as "Alien". I thought it was entertaining and better than average.

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                                                • Bansheelinks
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 6023
                                                  #13
                                                  An idea.......maybe they should sic the alien on Michael Jackson...............

                                                  no, that wouldn't work...........it'd turn and run when confronted with such a weird creature.......

                                                  or maybe its head would explode, like the aliens in "Mars Attacks!" when they heard Slim Whitman

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