how will you handle being an old man? - GoFuckYourself.com

lil2rich4u2 · 11-20-2003, 05:55 PM

walking around with constant pains,

taking needles and pills all day long just to live another day,

looking at all the women that wont even look at you,

getting shit thrown at you just for driving slow

Wanting to get hard but you cant

Wondering if this minute will be your last minute

thinking back on all your life, wondering where it went

:/

Fu-Q · 11-20-2003, 05:56 PM

im stoked on getting so old all i can do is sit on the porch and spray kids with my hose, not to mention yell at them to stay off my lawn

But really im hoping i wont live long enough for that

axelcat · 11-20-2003, 05:56 PM

get some viagra and hit it

nap · 11-20-2003, 06:01 PM

i think im going to be an old pervert if i'm not married. hitting on your 18 year old girls, feeling on strippers...etc. hopefully by the time i'm 60ish(what i consider old) they will have invented something 10x viagra so i will be able to give the young bitches(18+) the business. i'm not too worried about my hair falling out, but i am somewhat worried about my eye sight.

davecummings · 11-20-2003, 06:05 PM

I'm turning 64 next March, and I have thoroughly enjoyed ALL of my life, especially the last 8-10 years; with today's modern medicine, I'm looking forward to age 80+ before I need Depends and start the stuff you described!

Oldfarts have a LOT of fun with younger women:-)

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Jamdin · 11-20-2003, 06:09 PM

I'm already doing most of those on the list...

SpaceAce · 11-20-2003, 06:11 PM

I have this all planned out. I am going to be on CROTCHETY motherfucker. I can't wait.

SpaceAce

PerfectionGirls · 11-20-2003, 06:16 PM

Same way I did when I was young.

walking around with constant pain (blue balls)

taking needles and pills all day long just to live another day,

looking at all the women that wont even look at you,

getting shit thrown at you just for driving to fast

Getting hard all the time with nothing to do with it.

Wondering if this minute will be your last minute

thinking back on all your life, wondering where it went

If you think its much different then being young... youre wrong.

I have way more fun now then I did in my 20's WAY more fun!

sumphatpimp · 11-20-2003, 06:29 PM

what am I going to do when I get old?

I am old (55)

had a heart attack and emergency quad (4 way) bypass, surgeon who operated told me he didn't think I would live, no shit.

The surgery really fucked up my body, nothing works right now.
can't even piss right, from the catheter they shove up your cock to take of your urine, comstant drip, and don't really piss to fully empty bladder, sucks. Oh, yeah, can't get it up eighter, LOL!

chest hurts from the heart surgery, they split your breast bone to get at your heart, never reall y heals up, just some wire in there to hold it all together, hurts when I laufg or sneeze or cough, fucking blows.

and everything else hurts too, joints shit like that, food don't do so good eighter, don't digest right, eighter the shit or constpated.

My advise to you young guys, eighter party hard and die young or take care of yourself for when you do get old, I done it half assed I guess, now I pay for it.

MrIzzz · 11-20-2003, 06:30 PM

old or young life has its pains.....so live it and love it because the pain lets you know your alive

mikeeee · 11-20-2003, 06:31 PM

Im never getting old.

jimmyf · 11-20-2003, 06:45 PM

Only pills I take is for high blood pressure, ( didn't take them for awhile) had a small stroke 2 or 3 months ago. I was in like a fog.

Only constant pain, have a bad knee from football and jumping out of airplanes.

I catch women looking at my old blad ass all the time.

I bet I drive faster than you do.

Have no problem getting hard.

Don't give the next minute a thought about being my last.

I know where my life went, I had more fun than 10 people did.
still having it.

I'm 59

maxjohan · 11-20-2003, 06:49 PM

I just do like Sean Connery..getting more girls when times go by.

Fuck I'm not worried..

maxjohan · 11-20-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davecummings

Dave
www.davecummings.com

pimp

11-20-2003, 05:55 PM	#1
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	how will you handle being an old man? walking around with constant pains, taking needles and pills all day long just to live another day, looking at all the women that wont even look at you, getting shit thrown at you just for driving slow Wanting to get hard but you cant Wondering if this minute will be your last minute thinking back on all your life, wondering where it went :/ __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

11-20-2003, 06:16 PM	#8
PerfectionGirls Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MI Posts: 4,484	Same way I did when I was young. walking around with constant pain (blue balls) taking needles and pills all day long just to live another day, looking at all the women that wont even look at you, getting shit thrown at you just for driving to fast Getting hard all the time with nothing to do with it. Wondering if this minute will be your last minute thinking back on all your life, wondering where it went If you think its much different then being young... youre wrong. I have way more fun now then I did in my 20's WAY more fun! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

11-20-2003, 06:30 PM	#10
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	old or young life has its pains.....so live it and love it because the pain lets you know your alive __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

11-20-2003, 06:45 PM	#12
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Only pills I take is for high blood pressure, ( didn't take them for awhile) had a small stroke 2 or 3 months ago. I was in like a fog. Only constant pain, have a bad knee from football and jumping out of airplanes. I catch women looking at my old blad ass all the time. I bet I drive faster than you do. Have no problem getting hard. Don't give the next minute a thought about being my last. I know where my life went, I had more fun than 10 people did. still having it. I'm 59 __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

11-20-2003, 06:49 PM	#13
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	I just do like Sean Connery..getting more girls when times go by. Fuck I'm not worried.. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

11-20-2003, 05:56 PM	#2
Fu-Q Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,546	im stoked on getting so old all i can do is sit on the porch and spray kids with my hose, not to mention yell at them to stay off my lawn But really im hoping i wont live long enough for that

11-20-2003, 05:56 PM	#3
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	get some viagra and hit it

11-20-2003, 06:01 PM	#4
nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	i think im going to be an old pervert if i'm not married. hitting on your 18 year old girls, feeling on strippers...etc. hopefully by the time i'm 60ish(what i consider old) they will have invented something 10x viagra so i will be able to give the young bitches(18+) the business. i'm not too worried about my hair falling out, but i am somewhat worried about my eye sight.

11-20-2003, 06:05 PM	#5
davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	I'm turning 64 next March, and I have thoroughly enjoyed ALL of my life, especially the last 8-10 years; with today's modern medicine, I'm looking forward to age 80+ before I need Depends and start the stuff you described! Oldfarts have a LOT of fun with younger women:-) Dave www.davecummings.com

11-20-2003, 06:09 PM	#6
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	I'm already doing most of those on the list...

11-20-2003, 06:11 PM	#7
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	I have this all planned out. I am going to be on CROTCHETY motherfucker. I can't wait. SpaceAce

11-20-2003, 06:29 PM	#9
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	what am I going to do when I get old? I am old (55) had a heart attack and emergency quad (4 way) bypass, surgeon who operated told me he didn't think I would live, no shit. The surgery really fucked up my body, nothing works right now. can't even piss right, from the catheter they shove up your cock to take of your urine, comstant drip, and don't really piss to fully empty bladder, sucks. Oh, yeah, can't get it up eighter, LOL! chest hurts from the heart surgery, they split your breast bone to get at your heart, never reall y heals up, just some wire in there to hold it all together, hurts when I laufg or sneeze or cough, fucking blows. and everything else hurts too, joints shit like that, food don't do so good eighter, don't digest right, eighter the shit or constpated. My advise to you young guys, eighter party hard and die young or take care of yourself for when you do get old, I done it half assed I guess, now I pay for it.

11-20-2003, 06:31 PM	#11
mikeeee Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 481	Im never getting old.