how will you handle being an old man?
 

walking around with constant pains,

taking needles and pills all day long just to live another day,

looking at all the women that wont even look at you,

getting shit thrown at you just for driving slow

Wanting to get hard but you cant

Wondering if this minute will be your last minute

thinking back on all your life, wondering where it went



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im stoked on getting so old all i can do is sit on the porch and spray kids with my hose, not to mention yell at them to stay off my lawn :1orglaugh But really im hoping i wont live long enough for that

get some viagra and hit it

i think im going to be an old pervert if i'm not married. hitting on your 18 year old girls, feeling on strippers...etc. hopefully by the time i'm 60ish(what i consider old) they will have invented something 10x viagra so i will be able to give the young bitches(18+) the business. i'm not too worried about my hair falling out, but i am somewhat worried about my eye sight.:(

I'm turning 64 next March, and I have thoroughly enjoyed ALL of my life, especially the last 8-10 years; with today's modern medicine, I'm looking forward to age 80+ before I need Depends and start the stuff you described!

Oldfarts have a LOT of fun with younger women:-)

Dave
www.davecummings.com

I'm already doing most of those on the list...

I have this all planned out. I am going to be on CROTCHETY motherfucker. I can't wait.

SpaceAce

Same way I did when I was young.



walking around with constant pain (blue balls)

taking needles and pills all day long just to live another day,

looking at all the women that wont even look at you,

getting shit thrown at you just for driving to fast

Getting hard all the time with nothing to do with it.

Wondering if this minute will be your last minute

thinking back on all your life, wondering where it went


If you think its much different then being young... youre wrong.

I have way more fun now then I did in my 20's WAY more fun!

what am I going to do when I get old?

I am old (55)

had a heart attack and emergency quad (4 way) bypass, surgeon who operated told me he didn't think I would live, no shit.

The surgery really fucked up my body, nothing works right now.
can't even piss right, from the catheter they shove up your cock to take of your urine, comstant drip, and don't really piss to fully empty bladder, sucks. Oh, yeah, can't get it up eighter, LOL!


chest hurts from the heart surgery, they split your breast bone to get at your heart, never reall y heals up, just some wire in there to hold it all together, hurts when I laufg or sneeze or cough, fucking blows.

and everything else hurts too, joints shit like that, food don't do so good eighter, don't digest right, eighter the shit or constpated.

My advise to you young guys, eighter party hard and die young or take care of yourself for when you do get old, I done it half assed I guess, now I pay for it.

old or young life has its pains.....so live it and love it because the pain lets you know your alive

Im never getting old.

Only pills I take is for high blood pressure, ( didn't take them for awhile) had a small stroke 2 or 3 months ago. I was in like a fog.

Only constant pain, have a bad knee from football and jumping out of airplanes.

I catch women looking at my old blad ass all the time.

I bet I drive faster than you do.

Have no problem getting hard.

Don't give the next minute a thought about being my last.

I know where my life went, I had more fun than 10 people did.
still having it.

I'm 59

I just do like Sean Connery..getting more girls when times go by.

Fuck I'm not worried..

:thumbsup

pimp :thumbsup