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pornJester · 11-20-2003, 06:07 PM

so today is my birthday..

thanks for the presents everyone!

anyway, here's my mission. tonight i need to find the hottest girl around (when i go out to get smashed). then i need to devise a plan to have her come back to my place for some 'birthday partying' if you know what i mean.

so i need some game plans... what have you pimpz got for me?

11-20-2003, 06:08 PM

happy birthday dude!!!!!

hope you have a good time @ internext

MetaMan · 11-20-2003, 06:08 PM

i thought u were gay?

MuleScrote · 11-20-2003, 06:09 PM

I thought you were gay too?

Happy Birthday!!!

tranza · 11-20-2003, 06:12 PM

Fuck, I thought you were gay!!!

Anyway, happy b-day!!!

Dwreck · 11-20-2003, 06:12 PM

Happy Birthday Jester!!

Sly_RJ · 11-20-2003, 06:15 PM

What about that time we got together under the waterfall in Miami? You told me you were gay. You used me!

pornJester · 11-20-2003, 06:18 PM

Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).

Thanks in advance for the birthday wishes

So how about those game plans?

11-20-2003, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).

Thanks in advance for the birthday wishes

So how about those game plans?

"Yo bitch, wadda say you come over for a hundred bucks?

"

MuleScrote · 11-20-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).

Damn, the first guy I've ever been attracted to turns out to be straight.

pornJester · 11-20-2003, 06:22 PM

lol, i'm flattered you all had secret crushes on me

funkmaster · 11-20-2003, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
so today is my birthday..

thanks for the presents everyone!

anyway, here's my mission. tonight i need to find the hottest girl around (when i go out to get smashed). then i need to devise a plan to have her come back to my place for some 'birthday partying' if you know what i mean.

so i need some game plans... what have you pimpz got for me?

... call an escort.

nofx · 11-20-2003, 06:24 PM

happy burfday

pornJester · 11-20-2003, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster

... call an escort.

that kills the whole 'thrill of the hunt' aspect.

rip raster · 11-20-2003, 06:32 PM

Happy B-day buddy...take some pics

Oh ya and stay away from the trannies

Rip

Ic3m4nZ · 11-20-2003, 06:34 PM

You're gay but happy birthday.

MrIzzz · 11-20-2003, 06:34 PM

dude, best way to pick up club chicks is bring a bag of E with ya, and hand em out like pez.

muahahahahahahahahah

pornJester · 11-20-2003, 06:43 PM

what happened the shine king? i'm sure he would have had some great advice

Adultnet · 11-20-2003, 07:45 PM

happy birthday m8

partytime · 11-20-2003, 07:47 PM

Happy Birthday !! I hope you get laid. Sounds like it's been a while.

irishfury · 11-20-2003, 07:49 PM

Tell a bitch like this you with out me is like harry melvin with out the blue notes you never go platnuim bitch....

sickkittens · 11-20-2003, 07:53 PM

Seb From Holland · 11-20-2003, 07:55 PM

Tell her you are gay, then when you are at home with her, take out your dick and start swinging it around, loudly shouting HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY YO YO YO YO YO.

Always works for me..

11-20-2003, 06:07 PM	#1
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