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pornJester

11-20-2003 06:07 PM

i have a mission...

so today is my birthday..

thanks for the presents everyone! :mad:

anyway, here's my mission. tonight i need to find the hottest girl around (when i go out to get smashed). then i need to devise a plan to have her come back to my place for some 'birthday partying' if you know what i mean.

so i need some game plans... what have you pimpz got for me?

buddyjuf

11-20-2003 06:08 PM

happy birthday dude!!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
hope you have a good time @ internext

MetaMan

11-20-2003 06:08 PM

i thought u were gay?

MuleScrote

11-20-2003 06:09 PM

I thought you were gay too?

Happy Birthday!!!

tranza

11-20-2003 06:12 PM

Fuck, I thought you were gay!!!

Anyway, happy b-day!!!:thumbsup

Dwreck

11-20-2003 06:12 PM

Happy Birthday Jester!!:GFYBand

Sly_RJ

11-20-2003 06:15 PM

What about that time we got together under the waterfall in Miami? You told me you were gay. You used me!

:(

pornJester

11-20-2003 06:18 PM

Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).

Thanks in advance for the birthday wishes :)

So how about those game plans? :Graucho

buddyjuf

11-20-2003 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).

Thanks in advance for the birthday wishes :)

So how about those game plans? :Graucho

"Yo bitch, wadda say you come over for a hundred bucks? :Graucho "

MuleScrote

11-20-2003 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
Sorry to disappoint everyone but i am straight (even though i do run a kick ass gay resource site!!).

Damn, the first guy I've ever been attracted to turns out to be straight. :mad:

pornJester

11-20-2003 06:22 PM

lol, i'm flattered you all had secret crushes on me :glugglug

funkmaster

11-20-2003 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
so today is my birthday..

thanks for the presents everyone! :mad:

anyway, here's my mission. tonight i need to find the hottest girl around (when i go out to get smashed). then i need to devise a plan to have her come back to my place for some 'birthday partying' if you know what i mean.

so i need some game plans... what have you pimpz got for me?

... call an escort.

nofx	11-20-2003 06:24 PM

happy burfday :thumbsup

pornJester

11-20-2003 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster

... call an escort.

that kills the whole 'thrill of the hunt' aspect.

rip raster

11-20-2003 06:32 PM

Happy B-day buddy...take some pics :winkwink:
Oh ya and stay away from the trannies

Rip

Ic3m4nZ

11-20-2003 06:34 PM

You're gay but happy birthday.

MrIzzz

11-20-2003 06:34 PM

dude, best way to pick up club chicks is bring a bag of E with ya, and hand em out like pez.

muahahahahahahahahah

pornJester

11-20-2003 06:43 PM

what happened the shine king? i'm sure he would have had some great advice :)

Adultnet

11-20-2003 07:45 PM

happy birthday m8 :drinkup :)

partytime

11-20-2003 07:47 PM

Happy Birthday !! I hope you get laid. Sounds like it's been a while. :glugglug

irishfury

11-20-2003 07:49 PM

Tell a bitch like this you with out me is like harry melvin with out the blue notes you never go platnuim bitch....

sickkittens

11-20-2003 07:53 PM

:GFYBand

Seb From Holland

11-20-2003 07:55 PM

Tell her you are gay, then when you are at home with her, take out your dick and start swinging it around, loudly shouting HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY YO YO YO YO YO.

Always works for me..

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