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CDSmith · 11-20-2003, 09:42 AM

Long but fuggin good stuff....

<b>TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:</b>

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

<b> Question 2:</b>

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.

He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first.. no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note!

Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: An amateur...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

*7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

*8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

.

Give up yet?

.

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

ytcracker · 11-20-2003, 09:45 AM

misleading on the candidate question

it needs to be C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. He occasionally herded up an ethnic group and slaughtered them while he exercised his desire for world domination.

and fuck beethoven
hes no milli vanilli thats for sure

dd2 · 11-20-2003, 09:50 AM

Also comparing noahs ark to titanic is just stupid IMO.

JDog · 11-20-2003, 09:56 AM

I love the congress one! That's great! Fuckers!

jDOG

CDSmith · 11-20-2003, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dd2
Also comparing noahs ark to titanic is just stupid IMO.

Yeah, one floated, one sank. I don't get where they found the comparison either.

jas1552 · 11-20-2003, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Yeah, one floated, one sank. I don't get where they found the comparison either.

One is real, the other is a fairy tale. Good points though anyway.

TDF · 11-20-2003, 10:40 AM

cliff notes please

Furious_Female · 11-20-2003, 11:23 AM

LMAO That's awesome

Good stuff

jas1552 · 11-20-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
cliff notes please

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

nobull · 11-20-2003, 11:34 AM

great stuff CD

CDSmith · 11-20-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552
One is real, the other is a fairy tale. Good points though anyway.

I'm not convinced the Titanic was a fairy tale. I think there really may be a big ship at the bottom of the Atlantic somewhere.

(((

)))

Steve · 11-20-2003, 12:40 PM

food for thought

good post CD

jas1552 · 11-20-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I'm not convinced the Titanic was a fairy tale. I think there really may be a big ship at the bottom of the Atlantic somewhere.

((()))

11-20-2003, 09:42 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Two Tough Questions Long but fuggin good stuff.... <b>TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1:</b> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. <b> Question 2:</b> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first.. no peeking, then scroll down for the response. ------------------------------------------------------------- Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading... Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: An amateur...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is? . Give up yet? . It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-20-2003, 09:45 AM	#2
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	misleading on the candidate question it needs to be C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. He occasionally herded up an ethnic group and slaughtered them while he exercised his desire for world domination. and fuck beethoven hes no milli vanilli thats for sure __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

11-20-2003, 09:56 AM	#4
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11-20-2003, 10:40 AM	#7
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11-20-2003, 11:23 AM	#8
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11-20-2003, 09:50 AM	#3
dd2 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Owned !! Posts: 419	Also comparing noahs ark to titanic is just stupid IMO.

11-20-2003, 11:34 AM	#10
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11-20-2003, 12:40 PM	#12
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	food for thought good post CD